Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Curious learner: Shows enthusiasm for learning and exploring, like programming and Linux ricing in “ricing linux rn!”, and wanting extension projects in “eu preciso de algum projeto de extensao…”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on own habits and feelings, like doomscrolling in “eu to fazendo muito doomscrolling…” and end-of-semester paralysis in “todo fim de semestre um negocio horrivel…”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes and absurdity, e.g. the “vampire / pronome neutro” gag in “'vampiro' em ingles eh 'vampire'... PQP!” and wordplay like “charlie kirk backshots call that a neckshot”.
- Media engaged: Engages deeply with games, books, and films, such as nuanced reading of rural novel themes in “comecei um livro esperando um romance normal…” and commentary on Disco Elysium in “quando eu joguei disco elysium…”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses care for others, like missing friends in “que saudades dos meus amigos” and affection for their girlfriend in “i love my girlfriend”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Uses harsh language toward self, calling themself “fat fucking chud” in “i'm such a fat fucking chud” and “kind of a fucking chud” in “wish i could wear a long skirt…”.
- Anxiety-driven: Describes intense nervousness and self-harm behaviors, like destroying nails and skin during stress in “TODA HORA QUE EU TENHO QUE FAZER TRABALHO/PROVA…” and “fiquei muito nervoso hoje e devorei toda pele…”.
- Doomscrolling habit: Recognizes excessive social media and short-form content use as a problem in “eu to fazendo muito doomscrolling…”.
- Envy-prone: Resents people from their city gaining visibility, feeling they “should be flop too” in “me incomoda quando eu vejo alguem da minha faculdade ficando famoso…”.
- Perfection pressure: Feels blocked by academic pressure, describing being unable to do anything and sleeping all day during finals in “todo fim de semestre um negocio horrivel que acontece…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, politically aware, and very online. Like Lisa, they’re into learning and frustrated with shallow thinking, shown both by their CS/tech side—“fazer 50 pesquisas no google e entrar em 50 threads em forums diferentes faz parte de aprender a programar” and “eu vou ter uma prova sobre jpegs tipo bro esse pequeno coágulo esta estudando arquivos”—and by their love of literature and critique of power in “acabei lendo uma representaçao do país e de grandes proprietarios de terra junto da sua relaçao com o poder e a educaçao, comunismo…”. Their political/media takes and jokes about problematic media and Israel, like “expedition 33 eh top 10 jogos de israel (nao joguei)” and “meu jogo sem politica favorito eh disco elysium”, mirror Lisa’s mix of moral seriousness and sardonic humor. They’re also emotionally candid and anxious, talking about burnout and self-esteem in tweets like “todo fim de semestre… eu simplesmente travo e fico incapaz de fazer qualquer coisa” and “i'm such a fat fucking chud”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink and feel out of place. Finally, their creative streak—building a personal site, thinking about writing and characters, and wanting to make an RPG, as in “eu amo muito o meu site eu preciso continuar trabalhando nele” and “estarei criando um rpg me aguardem”—lines up with Lisa’s artistic and idealistic side.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: many tweets are about solitary activities (gaming, Linux ricing, reading, writing, coding) and internal states, like feeling drained and withdrawn during stressful times, e.g. “todo fim de semestre... eu simplesmente travo e fico incapaz de fazer qualquer coisa” and missing friends from a distance in “que saudades dos meus amigos”, rather than actively seeking big social scenes. Their interests and commentary lean strongly intuitive: they interpret media and books as broader metaphors or political texts, like “comecei um livro esperando um romance normal... acabei lendo uma representaçao do país e de grandes proprietarios de terra junto da sua relaçao com o poder e a educaçao, comunismo...”, and enjoy heavy, thematic games like Disco Elysium in “meu jogo sem politica favorito eh disco elysium”. They read as feeling-oriented more than strictly analytical: they talk about love for their girlfriend in “i love my girlfriend”, deep attachment to authors and music in “graciliano ramos tente nao ser um escritor muito foda desafio” and “eu te amo bowie”, body image insecurity in “i'm such a fat fucking chud”, and emotional overwhelm in “eh 4 da manha... ta tudo errado nessa merda... todos os pensamentos que eu tenho sao ruins”. Their life seems more perceiving than judging: they frequently mention doomscrolling and lack of structure, such as “eu to fazendo muito doomscrolling... preciso arranjar coisa melhor pra fazer”, wanting a project but not knowing what to choose in “eu preciso de algum projeto de extensao... mas eu nao sei oque fazer pra aprender mais”, and the sense of going with the flow in gaming, coding, and tinkering posts like “fazer 50 pesquisas no google... faz parte de aprender a programar” and “ricing linux rn!” rather than carefully pre-planning. Taken together—introspective, emotionally expressive, idealistic about media and politics, and somewhat unstructured but curious—this all aligns most closely with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Dark Souls on Xbox is 300 reais now, I volunteer as a cheaper alternative: we can co-op life on easy mode, bonfire at my place, you bring the Graciliano Ramos hot takes.
- You focused Inland Empire in Disco Elysium so you could throw a molotov… how about we put all that chaotic energy into a date instead and see if we can get a ‘legendary success’ on our chemistry check?
- You said doomscrolling is ruining your mood — proposal: one (1) cute cardigan walk, one (1) long skirt window-shopping session, and unlimited talking about how Bullet Train and FNAF 6 are secretly peak cinema. Side effects may include you feeling less like a ‘fat chud’ and more like the main character.
- You riced your Linux, edited Wikipedia, built a site you love, and started an RPG… at this point I don’t just want the lore behind your header, I want the extended universe where we’re co‑writing side quests together.
- Every time you post a Paranordle win in two guesses, I’m impressed — but I already solved my favorite puzzle in one: turns out the five-letter word I was looking for was ‘caco’.
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CS student, Linux tinkerer & JRPG enjoyer. Once got kicked from an Xbox clan at 10 and somehow made that my villain origin story.– @cacoreco
Your signature cocktail
Inland Empire Iced Byte
The cachaça infused with coffee is for late-night coding, Linux ricing and web tinkering, like “ricing linux rn!” and “eu amo muito o meu site eu preciso continuar trabalhando nele”. Red vermouth brings a literary, melancholic edge, echoing their love for Graciliano Ramos and intense rural-politics reading in “comecei um livro esperando um romance normal sobre a vida rural...” and “graciliano ramos tente nao ser um escritor muito foda desafio”. Guaraná soda adds chaotic Brazilian gamer energy and nostalgia, fizzing with tweets like “eu queria jogar dark souls mas esses ordinarios aumentaram o preço pra 300 reais no xbox 💔” and “quando eu tinha 10 anos eu era parte do grupo do xbox da xbox mil grau”. A dash of smoked salt represents the bitterness, burnout and anxiety—doomscrolling and academic stress—from “todo fim de semestre um negocio horrivel que acontece eh que eu simplesmente travo...” and “eh 4 da manha faz 1 hora que eu to tentando pegar no sono mas nao da ta tudo errado nessa merda”. Finally, the lime peel is a bright queer twist, a sharp aromatic reminder of self-aware gender feelings in “everybody knows im enby but no one knows im enby” and the yearning aesthetic of “wish i could wear a long skirt with a nice cardigan and a cute bag on my shoulder and do my makeup”. This cocktail is moderately strong, bittersweet and a bit experimental—just like a Disco Elysium player who maxed Inland Empire and proudly says “meu jogo sem politica favorito eh disco elysium”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong love of learning and self‑directed study, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw. They talk about programming as a process of exploration, saying that doing "50 Google searches" and reading forum threads is part of learning and that asking AI for instant answers would remove the fun of figuring things out themselves: “fazer 50 pesquisas no google e entrar em 50 threads em forums diferentes faz parte de aprender a programar. talvez eu pudesse pedir pro claude ou o gemini o que eu tenho que fazer e eles me dariam a resposta em menos de 1 segundo. mas aonde ta a diversao nisso”. They’re clearly engaged with tech and systems for their own sake—rice Linux, build a personal site, and even feel proud after a tiny contribution to shared knowledge: “ricing linux rn!”, “eu amo muito o meu site eu preciso continuar trabalhando nele”, and “just made my first wikipedia edit i feel like an useful member of the world wide web community”. Their academic curiosity shows up in how they describe books and media analytically, framing a rural novel as a representation of national structures, landowners, power, education, and communism: “comecei um livro esperando um romance normal sobre a vida rural e acabei lendo uma representaçao do país e de grandes proprietarios de terra junto da sua relaçao com o poder e a educaçao, comunismo e relacionamentos terriveis”. Even their self‑deprecating comments about studying "JPEGs" show awareness of and engagement with the underlying theory: “eu vou ter uma prova sobre jpegs tipo bro esse pequeno coágulo esta estudando arquivos que coisa mais imbecil”. Taken together, the consistent curiosity, enjoyment of deep dives, and intellectual playfulness fit Ravenclaw better than the other houses.
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Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance, which blends melodrama, self-reflection, and a deep love of subculture in the same way their timeline does. They explicitly show their attachment to MCR by lamenting not being at the show in São Paulo: “eu poderia estar em sao paulo no show do mcr agora”. The song’s themes of identity, performance, and being a misfit resonate with tweets about gender and presentation, like “wish i could wear a long skirt with a nice cardigan and a cute bag on my shoulder and do my makeup but im kind of a fucking chud” and “everybody knows im enby but no one knows im enby”. Its mix of hope and melancholy matches their posts about stress, mental health, and burnout, such as “todo fim de semestre... eu simplesmente travo e fico incapaz de fazer qualquer coisa”. Overall, the song’s dramatic, geeky, and emotionally intense energy lines up with their love of games, Linux, and being a bit of an online weirdo in a heartfelt way.
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