CadetFun
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The user’s constant references to alcohol ("Anyone wanna spread Christmas joy and buy me a 6 pack of beer"), feelings of isolation ("I dont have any friends left at all" and "nobody cares about men's struggles"), and angry, incoherent outbursts ("I AM THE WOFL I AM THE SUPER EOWPAWOOOO...", "I AM THE PINSIHEMENT I AM SUPER MAN") echo Moe’s cynical, depressed bartender persona. The frequent self‑deprecating and nihilistic tone ("On further consideration I dont deserve another chance") matches Moe’s regular lament about his failing bar and lonely life. Although the user mentions tech and anime, the core emotional pattern—alcohol‑centric, lonely, and erratic—is most reminiscent of Moe Szyslak.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's posts often reveal a strong inner focus, such as 'I dont have any friends left at all' and 'I dont fit in any spaces', indicating introversion. Their language leans toward abstract, philosophical ideas like 'The constant assertion of a belief is an indication of fear' and 'There is no freedom like wasting your time on your own terms', showing a preference for intuition over concrete details. Emotional and value‑driven statements such as 'nobody cares about men's struggles and no amount of performative men's mental health shit will change that' and 'My heart yearns for her' point to a feeling orientation. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured nature of tweets like 'I will purge my followers/following TONIGHT comment for MERCY' and 'my next project will probably be a small scale home server of some kind' suggests a perceiving, flexible lifestyle.

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Tech tinkerer, gamer & occasional chef. Built a home server that survived a blackout thanks to a lucky seal meme. EN/ES/JP.– @CadetFun

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The dark spiced rum provides a brooding base echoing the user’s occasional nihilistic vibe, as seen in "I dont have any friends left at all". The bright yuzu liqueur adds a burst of anime‑inspired citrus, nodding to the tweet "Neet still watches anime the old fashioned way". A shot of coffee liqueur reflects the late‑night coding grind and the line "my next project will probably be a small scale home server". Ginger syrup gives a spicy kick reminiscent of "Mudae has the power of corruption of the one ring and the ability to destroy relationships of monopoly". Finally, a splash of sparkling sake gives the drink a sparkling 4K clarity, just like "I can finally run games in 4k!".

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong curiosity for knowledge and technology, as seen in tweets like 'my next project will probably be a small scale home server of some kind' and 'computer hardware is on track to becoming a luxury like in the 70s', indicating analytical thinking. They also explicitly reference learning with a post titled 'intellectuals of the world'. Their interest in tweaking configurations, such as 'I wish I could save configs in KDE because I like how it looks', further demonstrates a love of detail and problem‑solving. These traits align closely with Ravenclaw's values of wisdom, wit, and a thirst for learning. Therefore, Ravenclaw is the most fitting house for @CadetFun.

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The user frequently describes feeling isolated and unwanted, as in "I dont have any friends left at all" and "nobody cares about men's struggles and no amount of performative men's mental health shit will change that". Their self‑deprecating and out‑of‑place posts like "I AM THE WOFL I AM THE SUPER EOWPAWOOOO" echo the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" from Radiohead's classic. The recurring theme of longing for connection, seen in "Is there somebody out there for me?" and "Everything reminds me of you", aligns with the song's yearning for acceptance. Overall, the mix of loneliness, self‑criticism, and a sense of being an outsider makes "Creep" a fitting soundtrack for @CadetFun.

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