Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Awareness: Critiques systemic issues, such as the government's role regarding “MLK jr” and the exploitation of “mangaka’s”.
- Self-Awareness: Openly admits in his bio to “trolling like a solid 80% of the time” and acknowledges his own internet habits.
- Cultural Engagement: Consumes and critiques various media, from film like The Dark Knight to series like iwtv.
- Expressive Humor: Uses creative analogies, like comparing his “hatred” for a series to historical or natural forces.
- Loyal Community: Maintains a consistent circle of “400 different moots” and interacts frequently with his timeline.
Weaknesses:
- Poor Nutrition: Frequently logs unhealthy meals like “pizza mountain dew chocolate cake” for dinner.
- Excessive Hostility: Admits his life's purpose is to “despise” specific fanbases and creators.
- Impulsive Behavior: Confessed to running around “butt ass naked” after a gambling win.
- Crude Language: Uses frequent profanity and “fake slurs” to communicate basic opinions.
- Academic Procrastination: Prioritizes doing the bare minimum for assignments, opting to “respond to 4” classmates instead of the required six.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, @cadettrim is a self-proclaimed agent of chaos whose bio proudly states, “I be trolling like a solid 80% of the time”. He exhibits a rebellious, school-age humor, mocking his academic life by noting his “biology professor be on” drugs and dismissing assignments with a defiant “you getting 4 champ”. His diet is equally juvenile, consisting of “pizza, soda, cookies, and ice cream for dinner”, mirroring Bart’s sugar-fueled lifestyle. Ultimately, his commitment to being a hater—specifically regarding Jujutsu Kaisen, which he calls his “purpose”—perfectly captures Bart’s signature blend of cynicism and prankster energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Cadet displays an Extroverted (E) and Perceiving (P) nature through constant, spontaneous engagement with online discourse and a self-admitted “80% trolling” persona. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on media tropes and abstract critiques of writing, such as comparing gender writing in Jujutsu Kaisen to One Piece characters like “Robin”. The Thinking (T) preference is highlighted by their blunt, often abrasive humor and logical deconstruction of others' arguments, as seen when they call a tweet a “plebeian take” or mock “middle school lunch table” humor. Overall, their personality aligns with the 'Debater' type, thriving on witty repartee and challenging the status quo for entertainment.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my biology professor? Because whatever chemistry you’re on would definitely fix all my problems.
- If hating JJK is your purpose, then let me be your Kagurabachi—I promise I'm worth more than just a 2-second glance.
- Forget the yearbook quote, I’ve got the only line you need: I’d never skip a month of your face reveal, even for the best troll tweet.
- I’m not a fraternity ritual, but I’d still dive into a pool of milk for you—minus the Oreos, I promise to keep it classy.
- They say NY lingo is the best, so stop jacking those other dudes and come be the Robin to my One Piece—no bum characters allowed.
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Exploring the intersection of Haitian culture and 2020s pop culture. Once turned down a fraternity for their questionable use of Oreos. Focused on quality over quantity.– @cadettrim
Your signature cocktail
The 80% Troll-ada
This drink captures the chaotic energy of someone who claims “I be trolling like a solid 80% of the time”, starting with a strong Haitian rhum base to honor his heritage. The Mountain Dew reduction and Oreo garnish reflect a diet consisting of “Pizza mountain dew chocolate cake and Benjamin with Gerald’s for dinner” and failed “imitation rituals”. To balance the sweetness, a bitter spritz represents his professional-grade hatred for Jujutsu Kaisen, as he asks: “Why does a slave despise his captor?... It is my purpose.”. The spicy rim is a nod to his “7/10 on the microaggresion scale” humor, ensuring the drink is as experimental and provocative as his timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Cadettrim embodies the Slytherin spirit through a mix of self-preservation, sharp wit, and a self-admitted persona of “trolling like a solid 80% of the time”. They prioritize their own amusement and survival over social niceties, famously stating their purpose is hatred for a popular series: “‘Hey Cadet why do you hate JJK so much?’... It is my purpose. A result of my environment. A seed of my hatred”. This cunning attitude extends to academic resourcefulness, where they admit to doing the bare minimum for requirements, telling a professor: “‘Respond to 4-6 classmates’ you getting 4 champ”. Their ambition is less about glory and more about personal satisfaction and maintaining their 'Aura,' even if it means admitting to questionable behavior like “running around the house butt ass naked” after a gambling win. Ultimately, their loyalty is to their own brand and their 'mutes,' perfectly capturing the house’s prideful and selective nature.
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Your song
Hate It or Love It - The Game ft. 50 Cent
The song's underdog-to-winner theme and defiant energy perfectly capture @cadettrim’s online persona, which thrives on being the antagonist in various fanbases. They openly admit to their role, stating, “'Hey Cadet why do you hate JJK so much?' ... It is my purpose. A result of my environment.”. Despite their self-proclaimed trolling, they maintain a strong sense of pride and community, often tweeting about their #BalrogNation and mutuals. The lyrics reflect someone who remains unfazed by outside opinions, much like how Cadet remains a critic of popular series, claiming “Pandemic fearmongering in the humongous 2026” or telling others to “Let it go man” when they disagree. Ultimately, the song mirrors their transition from just another user to a recognizable figure who is “not black I’m Cadet”.
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