Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Advocate: Defends social causes and marginalized groups in tweets like “We Wise lovers are grateful for this.” and “As an autistic person I also see Wise as an autistic person ❤️.”
- Justice-Oriented: Calls out perceived corruption and unethical behavior in posts such as “cara como que acredita nessas empresas mano… n tem nada q n seja corrupto.”
- Empathetic Friend: Stands up for friends facing hostility, exemplified in “um tanto de coreana burra xingando a colega aqui… forças amg.”
- Community Defender: Challenges prejudice against their community and country in tweets like “chamam brasileiro de mal educado…?”
- Authentic Expressive: Shares honest feelings about health and family struggles, e.g., “puta que pariu quase que eu desmaio… ficar doente é uma merda.” and “essa dos pais dói tanto.”
Weaknesses:
- Hostile Language: Frequent profanity and insults toward others, as in “vai se fude sua vagabunda.”
- Aggressive Tone: Responses often escalate confrontations, e.g., “We Wise lovers are grateful for this.” followed by harsh replies in adjacent posts
- Generalized Judgments: Makes sweeping negative statements about groups, such as “i hate north americans.”
- Cynical Outlook: Expresses constant distrust in institutions, like “não da pra confiar em mais… é ong ficando com 20%.”
- Emotional Volatility: Frequent drastic mood shifts seen in consecutive tweets “MEU DEEEEEUS MEU DEUS MEU DEUS 🫦” and “EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Relentless moral outrage and political consciousness align with Lisa Simpson, who constantly calls out injustice. Like Lisa’s fearless activism, this user condemns corruption and complacency, e.g., “vocês vendem a liberdade de vcs por migalhas”. Intellectual disdain for misinformation mirrors Lisa’s frustration with ignorance, as seen in “qual o problema do jornalismo brasileiro vei? q coisa grotesca”. The fierce defense of marginalized groups in “o tanto de gay sendo transfobico e racista nesse tweet, bando de lixo” echoes Lisa’s empathy. Finally, her sharp sarcasm in “nossa q problemaoo” reflects Lisa’s pointed wit when confronting hypocrisy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They project an assertive, outward-facing energy, frequently engaging others head-on (“vai se fude sua vagabunda”) and reacting publicly to current events, pointing to Extraversion. Their feed churns through abstract commentary, political grievances, and speculative takes instead of concrete personal accounts (“vocês ajudaram a espalhar aquela merda”), suggesting Intuition. The tone is blunt, confrontational, and focused on calling out perceived hypocrisy (“reclamando de preconceito sendo preconceituoso”), reflecting Thinking over harmony-seeking. Finally, the torrent of quick-fire, reactive posts without clear structure (“essa merda de copy dnvvvv”) shows a spontaneous, adaptive Perceiving style rather than orderly planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re still mourning the lost Jungkook card, I volunteer as a replacement ID—complete with emergency bias photo services.
- You yelling “CADÊ SKIN PRO LIGHTER” gave me ideas: how about we co-op grind for loot and unlock the ‘Couple Goals’ cosmetic?
- You said Wise lovers are grateful—mind if I wise up and prove I can match your autistic-autistic energy with synchronized hyperfixations?
- Since you nearly fainted three times in the shower, let me resuscitate you with homemade chá and a zero-corruption soapbox rant duet.
- If Nova Eridu needs someone to guard your lighter Lorenz shrine, consider me the dedicated sentry—paid in cuddles and anti-copy complains.
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Your new Twitter bio
Nova Eridu ranter reporting on corrupt cards, missing badges & fandom drama; once fainted thrice mid-shower yet still files the receipts.– @caellaron
Your signature cocktail
Lighter Lorenz Lightning Bolt
Smoky mezcal mirrors the scorched rage in “DESGRAÇADOS, GENTE RUIM DA PIOR ESPÉCIE LIXOS” and “vai se fude para de meter a gente no meio lixo”, keeping the energy fierce and undiluted. Charred orange bitters nod to the fiery sarcasm of “bandeirinha de merda” and “vai se fude sua vagabunda”, delivering a bitter-scorched edge. Chile-infused maple syrup balances warmth and sting, riffing on “We Wise lovers are grateful for this.” while still snapping like “i hate north americans”. Espresso splash channels the relentless, sleepless frustration of “EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS” and the exhausted plea in “pelo amor de deus vei”, spiking the mix with raw punch. Together they make a drink as volatile, caffeinated, and unapologetic as the timeline demands.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The account consistently exhibits Gryffindor-style audacity and moral ferocity, repeatedly confronting injustice and calling out perceived wrongs with fearless bluntness, such as in “you're literally telling people to k*ll themselves u r a horrible person” and “o tanto de gay sendo transfobico e racista nesse tweet, bando de lixo”. Their instinct to leap into public disputes—see “vc aumentou seu próprio salário enquanto atrasa o dos professores” and “qual o problema do jornalismo brasileiro vei? q coisa grotesca”—shows the impulsive bravery characteristic of Gryffindor. Even in personal adversity they respond with raw defiance, e.g., “puta que pariu quase que eu desmaio 3x no banho com falta de ar, ficar doente é uma merda mesmo”, underscoring their refusal to stay silent. The sheer frequency of “stand and fight” reactions, rather than calculated strategy or quiet loyalty, makes Gryffindor the clearest fit.
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Your song
You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift
You Need To Calm Down captures calx’s firebrand personality and constant pushback against online aggression and systemic issues. They repeatedly call out injustice, from “vocês vendem a liberdade de vcs por migalhas” to “o tanto de gay sendo transfobico e racista nesse tweet, bando de lixo”, mirroring the song’s theme of confronting hate. Their exasperation toward authority and media, such as “QUAL O PROBLEMA DESSE JORNALECO DE MERDA PARA DE NOTICIAR COISA FALSA PORRA”, parallels Swift’s critique of public negativity. Even in personal moments like “puta que pariu quase que eu desmaio 3x no banho com falta de ar, ficar doente é uma merda mesmo”, they maintain the same raw frankness that the track’s lyrics champion. The song’s playful defiance suits their sarcastic tone in posts like “We Wise lovers are grateful for this.”
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