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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson’s mischievous, impulsive nature matches the chaotic, meme‑filled feed of @caelumjpg. The user’s frequent outbursts like "I AM AWAKE." and "I AM A HATER" echo Bart’s rebellious catch‑phrases such as "Eat my shorts!" and his tendency to brag. Their love of video games ("i miss iw4x", "i want a cat so BAD", "im glad that in my country people still play cod4 promod") mirrors Bart’s frequent gaming references in the show. Random, absurd posts like "BARK BARK BARK BARK" and "the feet on the table is so REAL" capture Bart’s love for absurd humor. Finally, the user’s blunt, unapologetic tone ("WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE 😭😭😭…") is just like Bart’s sarcastic, confrontational style.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently addresses the audience directly and seeks interaction, e.g., "can my tweet enjoyers reply so i can spot you" and "good morning guys", indicating extraversion. Their posts focus on concrete, sensory details such as gaming hardware, food, and daily routines – "using wallpaper engine on an hp 15 was probably the dumbest thing i could've done" – showing a sensing preference. Emotional expression dominates many tweets, like "2022 was a hard year for me" and the rant "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE 😭...", reflecting a feeling orientation. The timeline is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive musings like "comtemplating caching my OS to arch linux cause i love customizability but still what if i dont like it or get something wrong", which aligns with a perceiving style. Overall, the blend of energetic social engagement, concrete interests, strong feelings, and flexible spontaneity points to an ESFP personality.

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Gamer, Arch Linux tinkerer & cat lover. Once upgraded my HP to 16GB, but the cat thought the RAM slot was a nap spot. #GeekLife– @caelumjpg

Your signature cocktail
The cold brew espresso gives the drink a jolt that matches the tweet "I AM AWAKE.", reflecting the user’s need for constant energy. Ginger liqueur adds a spicy South‑Asian kick, nodding to the bio "southasian" and their love for bold flavors. Blue curaçao mirrors the neon hues of CS:GO maps like Mirage and Inferno, echoing the tweet about "in dubai servers csgo was literally just a rotation of mirage inferno…". A splash of tamarind syrup adds a sweet‑tart twist, hinting at their chaotic, meme‑filled timeline, while the cat‑shaped garnish pays homage to the desperate "i want a cat so BAD". The overall blend captures the fast‑paced, unpredictable vibe of their tweets, especially the rant "the entire point of the internet is fast communication anyone that thinks replying fast is annoying is dumb…".

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows curiosity and a love of learning, such as saying 'comtemplating cahing my OS to arch linux cause i love customizability but still what if i dont like it or get somethign wrong' and 'first time doing html this is TOO easy', indicating a desire to acquire knowledge and master new skills. They also ask technical questions like 'anyone know which keycaps these are?' which reflects a keen interest in details. Their tweets often involve analytical comments, for example 'the entire point of the internet is fast communication anyone that thinks replying fast is annoying is dumb they dont deserve your time', showing thoughtful reasoning. This pattern of valuing intellect, curiosity, and problem‑solving aligns best with Ravenclaw.

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Their constant focus on speed and improvement is captured by Daft Punk’s “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger,” which repeats the mantra of working harder and getting better. They explicitly say, "the entire point of the internet is fast communication anyone that thinks replying fast is annoying is dumb they dont deserve your time", and they often talk about upgrades like "im gonna upgrade it to 16". Their love for customizing their OS – "comtemplating cahing my OS to arch linux cause i love customizability but still what if i dont like it or get somethign wrong" – mirrors the song’s emphasis on making things “harder” and “better”. The upbeat electronic beat fits the high‑energy vibe of their meme‑filled posts such as "I AM AWAKE". The track’s repetitive, meme‑ready structure also matches the way they repeatedly post similar “good morning” and “goodnight” updates.

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