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Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson is the closest match because both are heavy drinkers and often act impulsively, as seen in the tweet "I bought whisky earlier today… I haven’t drunk anything for almost a week." The user also displays a crude, often hateful worldview, echoing Homer’s frequent profanity and lack of empathy, e.g., "Your people are the reason EVERY nation in Europe is failing." Their self‑declared "Clerical Fascist" and religious references ("How was Mass today, fellas?") parallel Homer’s occasional misguided attempts at faith and moral reasoning. The chaotic, off‑the‑cuff posting style, mixing random porn, violent jokes and conspiracy talk, mirrors Homer’s tendency to say whatever comes to mind without filter. Finally, the user’s frustration with modern technology ("My plans for building a PC have been fucked over by AI… I despise AI") is reminiscent of Homer’s cluelessness about gadgets and his preference for simple pleasures.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's constant stream of provocative tweets, tagging others and demanding reactions (e.g., "Who is 'they', huh? Dumb bitch..." and "I need to lock in... we need genuine fascists..."), shows an outward, socially energized style typical of Extraversion. Their focus on abstract conspiratorial narratives, philosophical justifications for racism, and future‑oriented speculation (e.g., "Racism is not a sin" and "AI is actively taking all I have left") indicates a preference for Intuition over concrete Sensing. Decision‑making is driven by cold, logical argumentation and dehumanizing rhetoric rather than personal values, as seen in statements like "Goyim are not people" and "Racism is not a sin," reflecting a Thinking orientation. Finally, the erratic, impulsive posting pattern—jumping from whisky drinking to AI complaints to random memes—demonstrates a Perceiving, flexible approach rather than a structured, planned one.

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History buff, gamer, whiskey aficionado, and occasional meme curator. Once tried brewing my own whisky—ended up with a funny story!– @caesarthedutch

Your signature cocktail
Fascist Fizz combines the strong and unyielding flavors of Jenever, representing the user's Dutch Nationalist roots. The bitters add a touch of complexity, much like their outspoken and controversial views on various topics. The refreshing citrus and pineapple juices symbolize the attempts at levity in tweets like, 'Lolicons won btw [picture] [quoted tweet].' Finally, the sparkling water gives the drink a lively fizz, echoing the frequent vigor in their expressions, as seen in, 'Using enough meth and crack will turn your eyes blue, btw [picture] [quoted tweet].'

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly declares themselves a fascist and shows a clear ambition for power and influence, for example, "I need to lock in. ... We need genuine fascists that have some power, climbing the societal ladder." This focus on gaining authority and using any means necessary aligns with Slytherin’s values of ambition and resourcefulness. Their willingness to threaten and dehumanize others, as in "I will piss on your corpse" and "Goyim are not people," demonstrates the house’s typical disregard for conventional morality when pursuing goals. Their strategic use of social media to manipulate and rally supporters further reflects Slytherin’s cunning nature.

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The Rolling Stones' 'Sympathy for the Devil' fits @caesarthedutch because it is sung from the perspective of a mischievous, amoral figure who revels in chaos and historical atrocities, mirroring the user's frequent extremist bragging such as "Well, yes, I am a Fascist." and "We used to burn people like you at the stake." The opening lyric 'Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name' resonates with the user's self‑identification through provocative posts like "I will piss on your corpse" and "Goyim are not people," illustrating a delight in being reviled. Their indulgence in vice is evident in the tweet "I bought whisky earlier today," echoing the devil’s love of earthly pleasures described throughout the song. Blasphemous and anti‑religious statements such as "This is blasphemy" and "Thou shalt not murder went over their heads ig" align with the song’s mockery of sacred values. Finally, the user's chronic complaints about platform bans – "My Oomf got suspended" and "Yet your bitchass social media platform suspended my 'Rabbi Hitlerstein' account" – reflect the devil’s enjoyment of being feared and outlawed, just as the chorus asks, "who's that man?"

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