Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of joy, fear, anger and affection, like being very happy in “eu to mt felizzzzzzzzz” and confessing fear of love in “tenho medo de amar confesso”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong care for friends, saying “amo meus amigos 👯♂️” and enjoying nights out drinking, dancing and talking with them in “ontem foi muito legal. bebemos MUITO…”.
- Artistic creativity: Identifies as an artist and celebrates photography and drawing, asking for photo gigs in “ninguém quer me contratar pra fotografar nao?” and feeling happy seeing their photos posted in “nada me deixa mais feliz do que … ver uma foto QUE EU TIREI sendo postada”.
- Romantic appreciation: Enjoys romance and gestures, calling a letter from a man fulfilling in “é a primeira vez q ganho uma cartinha de um homem me sinto realizada” and posting about wanting a thoughtful love in “eu quero um amor que pense bem assim 👇🏻👇🏻”.
- Self-aware humor: Uses humor about their own feelings and situations, like joking about being in love but not commenting in “to apaixonada mas nao vou comentar sobre” and laughing at their own “vergonheira” in “meee que vergonheira kk”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Switches quickly between extremes, from “hoje eh o dia mais triste da vida” to “eu to mt felizzzzzzzzz”, showing strong mood swings.
- Trust issues: Acknowledges difficulty trusting and fear of relationships in “eu cpah tenho algum problema de confiança” and “tenho medo de amar confesso”.
- Conflict reactivity: Responds to annoyance with intense anger and insults, calling people “menino insuportável chato” in “eu TO A UM PASSO DE BLOQUEAR ESSE CHATO” and saying “porra q menino chato do caralho para de fala PARA DE FALAAAAAAA”.
- Relationship anxiety: Frequently worries about love and being abandoned, asking “quanto tempo ficando pode fala q ama?”, fearing “e se ele enjoa de mim” and saying “odeio quando o ser vem fala de namoro eu so traumatizado”.
- Escapist tendencies: Looks for escape instead of facing situations, craving to leave the city in “quero sai dessa cidadeeeeeeeeee”, wanting only kisses and fun in “eu nao me apaixono mais nunca mais so quero beija e ser feliz”, and tweeting about being sad from not smoking in “faz tempo q nn fumo maconha to mt triste”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, creative, politically/ethically opinionated, and frequently caught between hope and melancholy. They’re clearly an artist and introspective soul, like Lisa, talking about photography and drawing in posts such as “ninguém quer me contratar pra fotografar nao?” and “eu to tanto tempo sem fazer um desenho q eu goste de vdd”. Like Lisa’s complicated relationship with affection and trust, they oscillate between craving love and fearing it, saying things like “tenho medo de amar confesso” and “eu cpah tenho algum problema de confiança”. Their strong reactions to unfair or annoying people, for example “Eu nao tenho palavras pra descrever o quanto eu ODEIO gente assim… nunca mas quero ter um relacionamento na vida se for assim”, mirror Lisa’s moral intensity and low tolerance for hypocrisy. At the same time, they’re romantic and idealistic about relationships and future possibilities—see “eu queria namora” and “oi vida minha prima de 14 anos tiro no taro que a gente vai namora so espera eu fica boa da cabeça rapidinho”—which fits Lisa’s blend of skepticism and hope. Their mix of queerness, artistic sensibility, and big feelings about family, friends, and love makes Lisa the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly mention going out, meeting new people, and craving physical affection with others, e.g. wanting to be kissing someone and saying “ontem foi muito legal. bebemos MUITO… conheci gente nova… parecia que eu conhecia eles a vida toda”, and celebrating social wins like “amo meus amigos 👯♂️”. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they focus on feelings, symbolism, and meaning rather than concrete data, like calling themselves an experiment and a “bicho” in the bio, and tweets such as “meio simbólico meu coração se partir ta” and existential lines like “eu nao quero mais procurar”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: emotional reactions dominate their timeline—fear of love, jealousy, romantic idealization and hurt—e.g. “tenho medo de amar confesso”, “eu cpah tenho algum problema de confiança”, and rage when someone disrespects boundaries in “Eu nao tenho palavras pra descrever o quanto eu ODEIO gente assim… nunca mas quero ter um relacionamento na vida se for assim”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than Judging: they talk about being broke, unorganized and going with the flow—“to pobrinha pobrinha”, “ai sim pai sim deve ser por isso sim q to com crise de rinite deve ser pq meu quarto é uma sujeira sim e pq eu nunca limpo ele pq sou mt preguiçosa”—and they shift quickly between crushes, moods, and impulses like wanting pink hair again in “deus tira essa vontade de ter cabelo rosa dnv”. The combination of highly social, emotionally intense, romantic, and spontaneous behaviour with a taste for symbolic/poetic language fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘experimentando, sou um bicho’ — lucky for me I’m great at lab work. Want to test the hypothesis that a sad bi artist and a flirty stranger can be dangerously compatible?
- You’re there wanting a love that thinks like that Djavan tweet, scared of him getting bored of you… meanwhile I’m here terrified of the opposite: what if I never get tired of you at all?
- You: ‘how long staying together before you can say I love you?’ Me: give me one photo session with you as my model, one movie night watching Hereditary, and one sunrise with your ‘6 a.m. cold’ — I’ll have my answer.
- You keep saying you want to leave that city, need money, and no one hires you to photograph… how about I hire you for a shoot where the only payment is me falling stupidly in love with the photographer?
- You got a little flower at 6 a.m., a Trento when you were down, and even a tarot prediction that you’ll date soon — clearly the universe is doing its part. Should I just show up as the plot twist?
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Your new Twitter bio
bisexual artist w/ a camera, a sketchbook & too many feelings; once got a flower at 6am and haven’t shut up about love and horror movies since– @cafecomcanelaa_
Your signature cocktail
Bicho Coquette Highball
This drink is bright, dramatic and a little chaotic, just like someone who says “bissexual, artista e triste” and lives half in feelings, half in art school daydreams. The hibiscus-infused gin is floral but strong, echoing the intensity of being ‘very chapada’ and still tweeting in all caps joy like “PASSEIII”. Sparkling pink grapefruit soda gives it a bittersweet fizz that matches vibes like “tenho medo de amar confesso” and “e se ele enjoa de mim”. Rose syrup stands for all the soft romantic chaos of the “ficante premium plus” era in “meu filho com meu ficante premium plus” and the pure happiness of “eu to mt felizzzzzzzzz”. A dash of smoky bitters nods to the frustration and trauma around annoying boys and messy exes in “porra q menino chato do caralho para de fala” and “Eu nao tenho palavras pra descrever o quanto eu ODEIO gente assim”. The edible glitter and paper heart garnish honor their theatrical, artsy side and that tarot-tinged destiny in “minha prima de 14 anos tiro no taro que a gente vai namora”, making the whole cocktail look like a queer little spell in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows strong Hufflepuff traits of affection, loyalty, and valuing small acts of care. They gush over friends and shared moments, like when they say “amo meus amigos 👯♂️” and describe a church hangout where it felt like they’d known everyone forever and they “talked a lot of nonsense” but it was really good: “ontem foi muito legal. bebemos MUITO… parecia que eu conhecia eles a vida toda”. They are deeply moved by small kindnesses, such as getting a flower early in the morning: “ganhei uma florzinha hoje 6h da manhã ☝🏻💗” and a letter from a guy: “é a primeira vez q ganho uma cartinha de um homem me sinto realizada”. Even when struggling, they express tenderness toward their crush/‘chuchu’ and their pets, like “meu filho com meu ficante premium plus” and “darwin super gosto do adri fico o dia todo no colo dele 😞”. While there is some Gryffindor-style defensiveness when annoyed at people demanding things from them, their core focus is on connection, warmth, and emotional support, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Cruel Summer - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song is “Cruel Summer” because it captures messy, intense, half-hopeful, half-traumatized romance, which fits their timeline of being scared to love but still craving it. They swing between wanting connection and fearing it, asking “quanto tempo ficando pode fala q ama?” while also admitting “tenho medo de amar confesso” and worrying “e se ele enjoa de mim”. Like the song’s frantic passion, they get euphoric about their crushes and ficantes, posting “eu to mt felizzzzzzzzz” and calling alguém “meu ficante premium plus” with photos of them together. At the same time, there’s drama, annoyance, and boundaries—complaining about a guy who only comes back to ask for things in “guri insuportável sai da minha vida so volta nela pra pedir as coisas” and venting that they’re tired of certain relationship dynamics in “nunca mas quero ter um relacionamento na vida se for assim”. The chaotic mix of romance, self-protection, queer identity (🏳️🌈 in the bio), and intense feelings matches the emotional push-and-pull at the heart of Cruel Summer.
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