Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly tracks patterns and reflects on them, e.g. reviewing logs like “every single thing i’ve eaten in the last 3 months*” and acknowledging extreme loss in “for the last 3 months i’ve lost an average of .48 lbs a day every day”.
- Disciplined: Maintains meticulous calorie counts and tracking, like “*:.｡𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓻𝔂 feb 1 — 28 147 lb → 139 lb 。1,250 avg cal 。11k avg steps” and detailed meal logs such as “dinner — 372 cal protein alfredo pasta w peas and arugula”.
- Community-minded: Values and engages with others, e.g. “i really want to thank edtwt for the community and encouragement.” and calling out hostility in “i want to emphasize that it is absolutely pathetic to try and bully one another on a platform centered around our shared disorders”.
- Humorous: Uses dark or self-deprecating humor to narrate experiences, like “literally gonna miss this pilates class bc im stuck pooping. what the fuck” and the joke post “we ate the dog”.
- Curious: Frequently asks others for information and tips, such as “how many times do you work out a week? what do you do to work out and for how long?” and seeking advice in “any runners who had a hard time starting to run.. dm me?”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Bio and content frame the account as an “anon ed diary,” and behavior like extreme fasting in “dinner — 11 cal fasting day 32g strawberry” and celebrating new lows in “thank god new lw just dropped ‼️” show entrenched disordered patterns.
- Body-obsessed: Fixates on weight and appearance, e.g. “weighing 139lb will change my life”, stressing over “normal bmi” in “was going to fast today so i had a fighting chance of being at a ‘normal bmi’”, and comparing body checks in “i honestly think my legs look good in that one beach body check i posted but it got so little likes”.
- Calorie-anxious: Highly stressed by small amounts of food, like worrying over “i ate one bite of creamy pesto penne, two noodles. genuine answers only… like 20 30cal?” and tweaking after a brownie in “i did just eat a brownie on purpose but i’m lowkenuinely tweaking out a lil”.
- Over-controlling: Tries to tightly control food environment, e.g. returning yogurt to avoid extra fat in “secretly snatched the receipt and am returning it to the store lol” and treating detailed photo-logging as central in “the crazy thing about taking a picture of literally everything i eat is i can go and look at it all and do so all the time”.
- Neglectful-selfcare: Acknowledges harmful side effects but continues patterns, like going a week without a bowel movement in “it had been a week or so since i p**ped and after i did this morning i hit a new lw!!!!!!!” and noticing reduced water intake only after months of restriction in “huge problem i’ve noticed after restricting for 2.5mo i’ve unconsciously been having much less water as well.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, intensely self-analytical, and very data/goal oriented. Like Lisa with her grade spreadsheets and sax practice logs, this user obsessively tracks progress and averages, for example noting “for the last 3 months i’ve lost an average of .48 lbs a day every day” and laying out a precise monthly plan in “*:.｡𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔱𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓻𝔂 feb 1 — 28 147 lb → 139 lb 。1,250 avg cal 。11k avg steps 。gym or class 2–5x wk 。lose avg 2/wk”. They’re introspective and critical of their own community’s behavior, as seen in “i see a few people on edtwt who interact with one another in this manor and i want to emphasize that it is absolutely pathetic to try and bully one another on a platform centered around our shared disorders”, which echoes Lisa’s moralizing streak. At the same time, they express existential heaviness and sensitivity—“don’t worry, nothing means anything”—much like Lisa’s frequent bouts of melancholy and feeling different from others. Their mix of earnestness, self-discipline, anxiety about doing things “right,” and a strong reflective voice aligns far more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or impulsive members of the Simpson family.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
They lean Introvert because most activities are solitary and diary-like (tracking food, body, and thoughts) rather than focused on external socializing, e.g. spending the day alone in bed and meticulously recording meals like “spending the day in bed <3” and the heavily self-focused accountability diary posts such as “*:.｡𝓪𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓻𝔂 feb 1 — 28 147 lb → 139 lb”. Their style is strongly Sensing: they fixate on specific numbers, foods, and bodily details rather than abstract concepts, like “for the last 3 months i’ve lost an average of .48 lbs a day every day” and concrete meal logs such as “lunch — 179 cal fig, pineberries, red grapes…”. The Feeling preference shows in how they prioritize emotional harmony, community, and interpersonal tone, as in “i really want to thank edtwt for the community and encouragement. i dont think i would have been able to be so consistent if i didn’t have this accountability and engagement” and their criticism of bullying within the community: “i want to emphasize that it is absolutely pathetic to try and bully one another on a platform centered around our shared disorders”. Their behavior is clearly Judging: they plan meticulously, set specific numeric goals, and create structured systems (calorie averages, weight targets, trackers), shown in posts like “*:.｡𝓪𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓻𝔂 feb 1 — 28 147 lb → 139 lb 。1,250 avg cal 。11k avg steps 。gym or class 2–5x wk 。lose avg 2/wk” and “for the last 3 months i’ve lost an average of .48 lbs a day every day”. They also show concern for others’ feelings and a dutiful, detail-oriented approach to routines and goals, which aligns well with an ISFJ profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can turn baked berries and nonfat Greek yogurt into a 76-calorie masterpiece, I can only imagine what you’d do with a low-cal, high-romance date night. I’ll even let you calculate the macros on my order.
- You said weighing 139 lb will change your life—counter-offer: going on a beach walk in PR with someone who actually thinks your ‘edtwt sunrise breakfast’ aesthetic is art might change it more.
- Your Pilates instructor said you’re stronger than you think, your friends say you’re tiny, and your scale says ‘new LW just dropped’—mind if I add: ‘mysteriously hot anon diary man who deserves someone to cook that 372-cal alfredo for him’?
- I saw your ‘every single thing I’ve eaten’ grids and the accountability diary with 11k steps and hot yoga… I don’t want to track your calories, I want to track how many tiny ways I can make your day feel less like a fast day and more like that Ethiopian veggie plate night.
- You averaged .48 lb lost per day for three months; I’m just trying to average one terrible pun a day until you cave and let me bring you an iced pour over and a parfait that’s, tragically, at least low-fat in feelings.
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33 | fashion + food log | lost 40+ lbs since Nov ‘25, aiming for 139 by March. Once froze yogurt solid and still photographed it like a Michelin dish.– @cafeopen247
Your signature cocktail
The Accountability Diary Spritz
The Accountability Diary Spritz mixes bright, obsessive energy with a little darkness, just like their meticulous logs of “every single thing i’ve eaten in the last 3 months*”. Passion fruit–mango infused vodka nods to their Puerto Rico trip and the way they say “this is changing my life passion fruit & mango smoothie”, giving the drink a tropical, slightly chaotic heart. Cold brew coffee concentrate is there because their days are fueled by pour-overs and iced coffees like “iced pour over and strawberries”, keeping the cocktail wired but not too heavy. Sparkling water with lime keeps it light and fizzy, mirroring their goal of being “tiny” despite insisting “im literally still overweight”. A nonfat Greek yogurt foam crowns the top, an edible tribute to the endless parfaits and bowls like “nf greek yogurt & strawberry parfait, frozen for a little bit and then topped w 1 sq of melted dark chocolate :)”. Finally, dark chocolate–coconut bitters reference their careful dessert hacks such as “yogurt, figs, strawberries, pineberries, blueberries, raspberries, prunes, and dark chocolate w coconut oil”, adding a tiny hit of richness to an otherwise hyper-controlled, low-key unhinged drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are consistency, hard work, and a strong sense of community and fairness, all very Hufflepuff-coded. They obsessively track and stick to their routines, from logging every meal (“every single thing i’ve eaten in the last 3 months*”, “every single thing i’ve eaten since dec 29th”) to setting detailed monthly accountability goals (“*:.｡𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔱𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓻𝔂 feb 1 — 28 147 lb → 139 lb 。1,250 avg cal 。11k avg steps 。gym or class 2–5x wk”), which reflects Hufflepuff diligence more than cold Slytherin ambition. They’re also openly grateful and emotionally invested in their community, saying “i really want to thank edtwt for the community and encouragement. i dont think i would have been able to be so consistent if i didn’t have this accountability and engagement”, showing loyalty and warmth. Their call-out of bullying on ED Twitter, “i want to emphasize that it is absolutely pathetic to try and bully one another on a platform centered around our shared disorders”, reveals a strong fairness/justice instinct typical of Hufflepuff. Even when talking about harm reduction, they frame it as a responsibility to themselves and others (“i did what i said i would, i started losing less quickly. 10 lb in a month is way more reasonable than 20lb a month”), which again aligns with Hufflepuff’s grounded, conscientious nature rather than the more glory-seeking tendencies of Gryffindor or Slytherin.
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Your song
Control - Halsey
A fitting song for @cafeopen247 is “Control” by Halsey, which captures the feeling of battling something inside you while trying to stay composed. Their account is explicitly framed as an eating disorder diary — “anon ed diary . ｡ i am a grown man ☆: . ｡.(๑･̑◡･̑๑).｡ . :☆ 33 y/o .｡ .･*” — and they talk about how much structure and discipline dominate their life, like tracking “every single thing i’ve eaten in the last 3 months*” and averaging calories over days: “me going to puerto rico and eating 1900–2500 cal a day for 3 days and still losing 3lb this week is all the proof i need that averaging your calories works.” The song’s themes of control, fear, and inner chaos echo tweets like “for the last 3 months i’ve lost an average of .48 lbs a day every day” and “i’m not a edtwt star now that i’m attempting some harm reduction,” which show both pride in their discipline and anxiety about loosening it. There’s also a tension between the progress they celebrate — “this is insane to me. less than three months later nov 13 → feb 12 185.6 lb → 142.2” — and the distress behind it, like spending fast days feeling physically awful: “pilates, a long walk, and hot green tea on my fast day got me feeling sick asf.” Control suits them because it mirrors that mix of aestheticized self-discipline, inner turmoil, and the feeling that the disorder is almost a separate entity they’re constantly negotiating with.
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