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Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they joke about low social engagement like “This is me when it comes to joining disc servers but talking once every blue moon”, and their follower count vs. following plus self-focused humor (“I am handsome and i am funny and kind”) suggests more inner-world focus than outward social stimulation. Their posts are very intuitive (N): exaggerated, imaginative scenarios like “When my birth month doesnt get my fav character in those tiktok slideshows so i lowk bomb my school building and throw beer bottles at my younger siblings” and the humorous, semi-lore take on gender and politics in media (“majority of the Umamusume are Trans or Liberal like everyone in Tracen Academy…”) show a preference for concepts, implications, and absurd hypotheticals over concrete facts. They come across as feeling (F)-oriented: they center identity and emotional expression (“I... am a homosexual.”) and appreciation (“Her aegyo is natural 😳😳😳”), and their humor is relational rather than argumentative or logic-focused. Their lifestyle reads as perceiving (P): they procrastinate and resist structure in “Ayoko magreview.”, and the spontaneous, chaotic tone of their posts (from giggling over a pose in “IM GIGGLING WHY IS HE POSING LIKE ITS AN AWARD” to self-deprecating social comments) fits a flexible, go-with-the-flow approach more than a planned, orderly one. Altogether, this mix of introspection, imaginative exaggeration, emotionally expressive identity humor, and relaxed spontaneity is most consistent with INFP.

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Student powered by caffeine & MCYT brainrot. Part-time meme archivist, full-time overthinker. Once joined a Discord and spoke twice in a year.– @cAFFOnated

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Espresso-infused vodka mirrors their hyper, slightly unhinged energy and username, blasting through timelines like when they joke about school arson and sibling bottle warfare in “When my birth month doesnt get my fav character in those tiktok slideshows so i lowk bomb my school building and throw beer bottles at my younger siblings”. Calamansi juice brings a sharp Filipino tang that nods to their ENG/FIL identity and dramatic academic angst in “Ayoko magreview.”. Brown sugar milk tea syrup adds soft sweetness under the chaos, fitting someone who randomly affirms themselves in “I am handsome and i am funny and kind”. Sparkling water keeps it playful and fizzy, like their meme-y posting style in “This is me when it comes to joining disc servers but talking once every blue moon”. Finally, the tiny lime ‘bomb’ garnish is a tongue-in-cheek nod to their over-the-top dramatics and flamboyant self-declaration in “I... am a homosexual.”, making this drink loud, a little chaotic, but ultimately fun and strangely comforting.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest signals point to Gryffindor, mainly through impulsive, dramatic, and boldly expressive behavior. Their hyperbolic joke about violent overreaction in “When my birth month doesnt get my fav character in those tiktok slideshows so i lowk bomb my school building and throw beer bottles at my younger siblings” reflects classic Gryffindor-style impulsivity and flair for dramatics. They openly declare identity and confidence in a very straightforward way in “I am handsome and i am funny and kind” and “I... am a homosexual.”, which suggests boldness and a willingness to be loudly themselves. Their bio joke about being bullied by a friend, "@thehorsegaf is my bully," likewise shows a performative, theatrical social persona that fits Gryffindor more than the subtler styles of other houses. While there are hints of humor and self-awareness that could overlap with Ravenclaw, the dominance of loud, impulsive, and confidently public self-expression aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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