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They present as more extroverted (E) than introverted: they constantly react to others, enjoy provocation, and openly share intense opinions instead of keeping a low profile, even calling their account a "relatively 'dangerous'" space and saying that makes them want "to talk more shit" “Parei pra pensar sobre como essa conta se tornou algo relativamente 'perigoso'... Agora tenho mais vontade de falar merda ainda...”. Their focus is on ideas, categories and identities more than concrete details, showing intuition (N) in rants about gender theory and labels like "Lésbica Transmasc (homem trans) Não binário" and asking "HOW THE HELL DOES THIS WORK" “...Lésbica Transmasc (homem trans) Não binário ... COMO CARALHOS ISSO FUNCIONA, PORRA????”, and in meta reflections about vocabulary shifts like using "estupro" instead of "vai se foder" “Acho muito daora como 'estupro, estuprar, estuprada e etc' foram palavras que adentraram o meu vocabulário...”. Their style is aggressively blunt, rule‑oriented, and often detached from empathy, which fits thinking (T): they argue that disabled children should be killed because letting them live "is worse than death" “Se a criança é toda fudida, MATA, não deixa viver sofrendo assim, porra” and mock belief in God as illogical “Deus não existe, porra, ele não fez um bebê ou um velho ficar todo fudido como prova de alguma coisa”. Their behavior is highly impulsive, chaotic and anti‑structure, indicating perceiving (P): they admit acting on impulse and getting into "another mess" without knowing how to get out “Eu ajo muito no impulso o tempo todo e isso tá começando a me prejudicar...” and talk about toxic, nonfunctional situations they keep in instead of decisively closing them “Isso definitivamente NUNCA vai dar certo... Eu devia só cortar contato, mas não consigo fazer nem isso”. The mix of provocative extroversion, abstract/ideological rants, ruthless logic over empathy, and spontaneous, unstructured life patterns is most consistent with ENTP rather than any introverted, judging, or strongly sensing type.

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Offline philosopher with questionable humor, overthinking everything from love to identity. Once opened Twitter for fun, stayed for the chaos.– @CahTrue

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Overproof spiced rum captures how aggressively unfiltered and impulsive they are, like when they say “Agora tenho mais vontade de falar merda ainda...”. Blood orange liqueur stands in for the mix of admiration and lust they have for trans women, as in “Meu sonho é casar com uma mulher trans”. The inky activated charcoal syrup reflects their proudly edgy, pitch-black humor and self-described love of being extreme, such as “Amo ser fascista 😁”. A few drops of fiery chili tincture mirror their constant verbal aggression and taste for shock, like “Acho muito daora como 'estupro... entrou no meu vocabulário para todo sempre”. Finally, the splash of rose lemonade is the deceptively soft, romantic side that shows up in rare moments of vulnerability, hinted at when they ask if they can ever really love someone in “Eu não consigo me ver traindo... Isso quer dizer que eu nunca vou amar alguém de verdade?”.

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This user is intensely driven by self‑interest, domination, and a desire to shock, all of which align far more with Slytherin than any other house. They openly celebrate identifying as a fascist in “Amo ser fascista 😁”, which signals a worldview centered on hierarchy and power. Their repeated delight in cruelty and harm toward others, such as turning “tomara que seja estuprado” into a standard insult in “Sinto que evoluí muito, fico feliz com isso ☺️” and saying “Mulher tinha era que perder os direitos de opinar” in “Devia ter lei pra impedir mulher de opinar”, shows an unapologetic, calculated embrace of ruthlessness rather than impulsive Gryffindor-style rage. They are also highly strategic and self‑aware about the image and danger of their account, noting the legal risk of their posts yet using that risk as fuel to escalate in “Agora tenho mais vontade de falar merda ainda...”, which fits Slytherin resourcefulness and self‑positioning. Even their fixation on trans women as an ideal partner in “Meu sonho é casar com uma mulher trans” is framed in a utilitarian, advantage‑counting way (no PMS, no pregnancy, has a penis), again revealing a mindset that calculates benefits rather than acting from warmth or fairness. While other houses value bravery, loyalty, or wisdom, this profile consistently reflects ambition, self‑preservation through anonymity, and a pride in being vicious, all hallmark traits of Slytherin taken to an extreme.

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