Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for music and artists, like praising J. Cole and 4YEO as historic: “4YEO melhor album da historia da musica” and “O MELHOR ALBUM DA CARREIRA VAI VIM”.
- MusicallyCurious: Open to changing opinions after actually listening, e.g. expecting to hate Blonde but calling it a masterpiece: “fui ouvir blonde do frank ocean pronto pra hatear… uma masterpiece”.
- Confident: Expresses strong self-belief in abilities like exams: “pelo gabarito extraoficial eu acertei 69 das 90 (sem estudar) quem nasce com dom nao precisa de treino”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated jokes and memes to comment on pop culture and sports, like the Drake vs Kendrick summary: “drake x kendrick foi tipo: drake vc n eh rapper… e voce drake é um pedófilo e pai ausente”.
- LoyalFan: Consistently defends and celebrates favorite artists, calling J. Cole the best of his generation and expressing love: “J COLE EU TE AMO” and “J cole melhor rapper da geracao + melhor que drake e kendrick”.
Weaknesses:
- AggressiveTone: Frequently uses insults and harsh language toward others, e.g. “fracassado de merda nunca vai ser ninguem na vida” and “se mata logo entao”.
- DisrespectfulFans: Targets fanbases with contempt, like calling Amor Doce fans “vida fracassada”: “pqp imagina ser fã do jogo AMOR DOCE pelo amor de Deus que vida fracassada tem que ser” and mocking k‑pop stans: “homem barbado brigando por adolescentes coreanas”.
- ElitistTaste: Frames his music taste as superior and others as shallow, e.g. “voces sao rasos, podem continuar ouvindo carti, veeze, yeat… vcs n tem a capacidade de entender a mensagem… do cole”.
- ProvocativeHostile: Uses confrontation as entertainment, adding personal attacks like “apaga sua conta + voce vai morrer sozinho + seus pais te odeiam” in debates about rap.
- Overgeneralizing: Makes sweeping negative claims about groups or artists, such as calling Nevermind and Big/Jay-Z the most overrated ever: “Nevermind do nirvana eh o album mais superestimado da historia” and “big e jayz sao os rappers mais superestimados da historia”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: rebellious, sarcastic, often crude, but clearly smart and passionate about his interests. Like Bart constantly trolling people, they frequently go for over-the-top, insulting humor, e.g. calling someone a “fracassado de merda” in “fracassado de merda nunca vai ser ninguem na vida” and telling another to “se mata logo entao” in “se mata logo entao”. They position themself as a chaos agent in fandoms, roasting k‑pop and pop stans with lines like “homem barbado brigando por adolescentes coreanas btw kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” and mocking Ariana fans in “nao eh querendo intrometer nao, mas ariana grande 5 musicas boas na carreira… eu parava de ser fã”. At the same time, under the bratty exterior, they’re clearly bright and capable, bragging about doing well on the ENEM without studying in “pelo gabarito extraoficial eu acertei 69 das 90 (sem estudar) quem nasce com dom nao precisa de treino.”, which fits Bart’s underachiever-but-not-dumb energy. Their intense, sometimes overdramatic stan love — for J. Cole, Frank Ocean, and others like in “J COLE EU TE AMO” and “fui ouvir blonde do frank ocean pronto pra hatear… e o filho da puta me mostrou uma masterpiece” — mirrors Bart’s fiercely loyal side when he actually cares about something. Overall, the mix of mischief, blunt insults, performative ego, and hidden heart makes Bart the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact, provoke and banter with large fandoms and strangers, clearly enjoying public back-and-forth and attention, e.g. calling out k‑pop stans and rap fans with tweets like “ACONTECEU. um kpopper tentou falar que eu nem sei nada sobre rap” and joking self-promotion like “quem nasce com dom nao precisa de treino”. They appear strongly iNtuitive: they frequently compare artists, trends and genres on a conceptual level rather than just describing sound, as in “NAO IRONICAMENTE isso eh um fato os artistas masculinos do mainstream lancam a mesma musica varias vezes... artistas femininas tem que se reinventar a cada lancamento” and wide, evaluative takes like “big e jayz sao os rappers mais superestimados da historia”. Their style is heavily Thinking: arguments are blunt, combative and logic‑framed (even if exaggerated), such as “voces sao rasos, podem continuar ouvindo carti... vcs n tem a capacidade de entender a mensagem e as letras de uma musica do cole” and “nevermind do nirvana eh o album mais superestimado da historia”. They lean Perceiving: they present as spontaneous and reactive rather than structured or plan‑focused, hopping impulsively between rap discourse, k‑pop, football and Formula 1 rants, e.g. “vou voltar a usar essa merda beleza” and chaotic live reactions like “A FURIA METEU UM 3 0 S E C O NA VITALITY QUYE PORRA EH ESSA”. Overall, the mix of extroverted debate, love of controversial hot takes, conceptual comparisons and improvisational, high‑energy tweeting fits ENTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 4YEO is the best album in music history — bold take. How about we test your conviction on a date where you explain every bar to me, track by track, and I’ll decide if you’re more overrated than Nevermind or more masterpiece than Blonde.
- ENEM was ‘easy’ and you hit 69/90 ‘without studying’… since you’re clearly gifted, wanna tutor me in rap beef history? We can start with Drake x Kendrick and end with you convincing me J. Cole really clears them both.
- You went back to Twitter just to defend Let God Sort Em Out and LNGSHOT… I need that kind of loyalty in my life. Be my stan the way you’re stanlist on ‘see more’, and I promise I’ll hype you harder than you hype The Fall Off.
- If Pyramids is the best song you’ve ever heard and Blonde turned you from hater to believer, imagine what I could do if you gave me one full album’s worth of chances — worst case, I’m at least 600x better than TPAB in your heart.
- You asking ‘do I have aura, tropa?’ while farming aura with Micky van de Ven and K‑pop takes is cute, but let’s run a real test: we go out, you put your sneakers on, and if the waitress calls us a ‘beautiful couple’, aura officially confirmed.
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18. I argue about rap, Enem and F1 for free. Once tried Blonde ready to hate it, left calling it a masterpiece. J. Cole defender on main.– @caiotw_
Your signature cocktail
The 4YEO Aura Bomb
This cocktail is strong and a bit unhinged, just like someone who declares “4YEO melhor album da historia da musica” and will die on that hill. The overproof rum and espresso shot capture the hyper, competitive energy of bragging “pelo gabarito extraoficial eu acertei 69 das 90 (sem estudar) quem nasce com dom nao precisa de treino.” Blood orange liqueur adds a bittersweet drama that fits a person who tweets both “i love you but im afraid to love you” and then goes right back to screaming about rap beefs like “drake x kendrick foi tipo: drake vc n eh rapper ai o kendrick responde tipo: e voce drake é um pedófilo e pai ausente”. The chili tincture is the spice of all the callouts and insults, from calling people “fracassado de merda” here to saying “big e jayz sao os rappers mais superestimados da historia”. Finally, the sea salt & sugar rim balances salty rage with sweetness, like someone who can tweet “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO J COLE EU TE AMO” right after flaming half the music industry and most fanbases.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows very strong Gryffindor traits: they constantly jump into conflicts and state bold, unpopular opinions without fear of backlash. For instance, they go hard on music takes like “nevermind do nirvana eh o album mais superestimado da historia” and “big e jayz sao os rappers mais superestimados da historia”, which reflects a willingness to stand up for their beliefs even when they know it will annoy people. They also throw themselves into online ‘battles’ with fanbases and individuals, e.g. “J cole melhor rapper da geracao + melhor que drake e kendrick + apaga sua conta + voce vai morrer sozinho + seus pais te odeiam” and “ACONTECEU. um kpopper tentou falar que eu nem sei nada sobre rap”, which shows impulsiveness and a confrontational courage typical of Gryffindor. Their tone is frequently fiery and dramatic in sports and music contexts, like “oh hamilton VAI TOMAR NO SEU CU” and “ANTONELLI voce eh um INUTIL, PUTA QUE PARIU”, underscoring that they react passionately and instantly rather than calmly or strategically. There is some evidence of pride and ambition in lines like “quem nasce com dom nao precisa de treino”, but their defining vibe is hot‑blooded, opinionated bravery more than calculated ambition or quiet study, placing them squarely in Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Middle Child - J. Cole
A well‑suited song for them is J. Cole – Middle Child, because they clearly see J. Cole as the center of their musical universe and as an underrated great. They repeatedly worship him with tweets like “J COLE EU TE AMO” and “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO J COLE EU TE AMO”. The song’s theme of standing between generations and feeling above shallow trends fits their habit of calling other rappers and fans overrated or “rasos,” as in “voces sao rasos, podem continuar ouvindo carti, veeze, yeat…”. They constantly rank and debate rap legends, saying things like “big e jayz sao os rappers mais superestimados da historia”, which mirrors the song’s competitive, I-know-my-worth energy. Their mix of arrogance, humor, and passionate stan behavior around Cole aligns closely with the confident, chip-on-the-shoulder vibe of Middle Child.
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