
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-reflective, politically and socially aware, but also funny and dramatic. Like Lisa, they’re restless with the grind of adult life and want something more meaningful and creative, as seen in “nao me conforto com esse ciclo pragmatico da vida adulta” and “quero achar emprego remoto pa voltar a morar em bh”. They’re very introspective and open about mental health and meds, echoing Lisa’s sensitivity and overthinking, in tweets like “eu tava tomando bupropriona 2x no dia… mas eu ainda nao comprei os remedios” and “meu remedio acabou e nnto conseguindo marcar psiquiatra”. At the same time, they are deeply affectionate and crave emotional connection and validation, e.g. “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo… apoio emocional: 1000/10” and “da em cima de mi pfv”. Their love of niche interests (MCR, RPG, Japanese, crafting, cooking) and artsy hobbies like “querendo marcar role de bebedinhas cigarrinho e ficar costurando” and “quero muito fazer umas cumbucas de cerâmica bonitinhas” also fits Lisa’s creative, slightly alternative nerd energy, just aged up, queer, and more chaotic on Twitter.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek company and shared experiences, e.g. wanting friends for the gym “queria meus migo morando perto pra ir na academia juntes”, asking for people to go to Carnival blocks with them “companhia pra blocos de carnaval”, and openly inviting flirting “da em cima de mi pfv”. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they often talk in broad, emotional or speculative terms about life and identity, like dissatisfaction with the adult routine “nao me conforto com esse ciclo pragmatico da vida adulta” and self-reflection about holding themselves back “acho que eu me podo muito”, rather than detailing concrete procedures or facts. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they emphasize affection, validation, and emotional support in flirting preferences “apoio emocional: 1000/10”, struggle with post-social-event comedowns and worries about being disliked “acho q todos me odeiam e todas interações foram estranhas”, and are highly expressive about annoyance or tenderness toward others and their cat. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving: they juggle many spontaneous roles and plans—RPG, cooking, sewing, Carnival, shows—often last-minute or reactive, like deciding late-night baking “21:38 e eu inventei de fazer brownies” and thinking they meet people best by chance “se eu n combino role eu encontro a pessoa aleatoriamente acho que esse é o jeito” rather than strict scheduling. Their timeline shows a social, emotionally open, playful, and spontaneous person who fits ENFP well: enthusiastic about experiences (concerts, Carnival, parties), deeply relational, and more driven by feelings and possibilities than by rigid structure.

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Non-binary (she/they), office goblin dreaming of remote work, sewing patches by candlelight & baking for 500. Currently surviving on MCR and caffeine.– @cakeszin

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with cachaça infused with green apple peel for their Brazilian roots, love of caipirinha (“10 reais a capirinha muito bom”), and the iconic green hair energy (“oi vc fica com não binário de 1,67 e cabelo verde”). Cold brew coffee captures their chaotic tired-but-going-anyway vibe, from late brownies (“21:38 e eu inventei de fazer brownies”) to pleading with caffeine gods (“deus me protea estou tomando café”). Red guava syrup adds sweetness and emo-red drama, a nod to the MCR obsession and show-week meltdown (“dia 5: show mcr dia 6: madame dia 7: submundo/ emo revival pós mcr nao sobrevivo essa semana”). Lime juice brings a sharp, slightly bitter kick for their rants about work and adulthood (“nao me conforto com esse ciclo pragmatico da vida adulta”, “aumentaram os dias de presencial obrigatorio 💀”). Topped with sparkling water, it stays light but buzzing, like planning blocos, post-carnaval hangs and cooking for friends (“quero role pos dia de carnaval pa eu cozinha pros migues”, “companhia pra blocos de carnaval”).

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show strong caring and loyalty to friends and loved ones, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff. They talk about wanting to cook for friends after Carnival in “quero role pos dia de carnaval pa eu cozinha pros migues”, and delight in making treats for others like “fiz pudim pro alex” and “eu fiz waffle pra 500 pessoas mds que tanto de waffle”, suggesting a nurturing, service‑oriented nature. They show emotional sensitivity and depth in “a minha personagem de rpg na lore dela a avó morreu... minha vó morreu semana passada e agora estou numa sessão e meu deus quase chorando” and in their post‑social self‑doubt in “odeio pos role pq entro em depressao baixa dopamina serotonina e os caralho e acho q todos me odeiam e todas interações foram estranhas”, which fits Hufflepuff’s empathetic side. Their frustrations about workplace fairness, such as “absurdo vir trabalhar presencial e o wifi ser exclusivo pra cargos altos” and the complaint about CID being checked to justify schedule changes in “ebaaa perguntaram minha cid pra justificar se era 'pesado' suficiente pra mudarem minha escala presencial ou nao SE FUDER”, highlight a strong sense of justice and concern for equitable treatment. While they have creative hobbies like sewing and ceramics, and some ambition to improve their work situation in “quero achar emprego remoto pa voltar a morar em bh”, these are secondary to the recurring themes of kindness, care, and fairness that are quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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A song that best suits them is The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance. They are loudly and lovingly obsessed with MCR, counting down to the show and soundtracking their life with the band, as seen in “escutando playlist de mcr ate o dia do show” and “literalmente uma semana pra mcr pqp”. The song’s mix of chaos, self-destructive fun, and vulnerability fits their lifestyle of late-night baking and partying, like “21:38 e eu inventei de fazer brownies” and “10 reais a capirinha muito bom”. The emotional underside of the track echoes their struggles with mental health and meds in “meu remedio acabou e nnto conseguindo marcar psiquiatra” and “eu tava tomando bupropriona 2x no dia dai esse novo psquiatra mudou…”. Their romantic, touch-craving side in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo… contato físico: 1000/10… apoio emocional: 1000/10” also matches the song’s intense, all-or-nothing approach to connection and feeling alive amid the mess.

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