Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges past mistakes and immaturity, e.g. reflecting on an old joke and apologizing in “Só pra deixar claro eu tinha 14 anos e era um punheteiro catarrento, me arrependo demais dessa fase e inclusive peço até desculpas pra Nayoi pela piada (que ninguém me pediu pra fazer)”
- Reflective: Shows capacity for deeper thinking about himself and culture, as in “Eu consigo ser uma pessoa muito reflexiva as vezes” and longer threads debatting cristianismo, moral, e política.
- Loyal: Defends people he likes (e.g. Arthur, Renan, MBL) even when they are controversial, as in “Só pra deixar claro eu tô pouco me lascando pro mbl, eu só acho bastante desonestidade, e até hipocrisia, condenar o cara por algo que todo mundo já quis fazer um dia”.
- Engaging: Frequently creates interactive posts, forms, and questions for followers, like “Post interativo: quais são suas redflags?” and “Faça o Google forms aqui: Não se apegue muito a parecer alguém legal, seja sincero…”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes, self-deprecation, and memes constantly, such as “Bom dia? Um abraço. Quero mais é que todo mundo se lasque. Acordei muito bem hoje 😸” and multiple laughing reactions like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK anão velho, o cara tá de cope não é possível”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: Describes himself as someone who likes to offend and shows aggressive language toward others, e.g. bio “príncipe destilando ódio” and tweets like “Chama o urso agora piranha fdp🖕🖕🖕🖕”.
- Prejudiced: Uses homophobic and derogatory language, for example “Como pode existir viado no mundo cara?” and “LGBTQIAPenis”.
- Provocative: Deliberately inflames sensitive topics such as slavery and genocide analogies, like “Bora começar a escravidão no minecraft” and “Tem que transformar o RJ na faixa de Gaza bostileira”.
- Moralistic: Despite saying “Incrível que ainda não ficou claro pras pessoas que Eu Não Sou Moralista”, he often judges others harshly on politics, religião, e comportamento, citing biblical principles to confront people in threads like “Os princípios cristãos que tu tá violando aqui…”.
- Insensitive: Makes light of serious issues like suicide and children’s safety, for instance “Se seu BEBÊ de 3 anos quiser se matar, você vai e ajuda ela 🥰”, which trivializes a serious topic for shock value.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This account fits Bart Simpson best: a self-proclaimed troublemaker who enjoys provoking and offending people for fun, much like Bart’s constant pranks and rebellion. The bio openly celebrates being "impossível de ignorar" and "destilando ódio indiscriminadamente", and tweets like "Bora começar a escravidão no minecraft" and "Chama o urso agora piranha fdp🖕🖕🖕🖕" show the same kind of edgy, chaotic humor Bart uses to shock adults and peers. At the same time, there’s a reflective, slightly more thoughtful side under the bravado, as seen in "Eu consigo ser uma pessoa muito reflexiva as vezes" and his long threads defending his own past mistakes and debating morality, which parallels Bart’s occasional guilt and moral growth after going too far. His antagonistic but jokey stance toward politics and groups, e.g. "Se racistas como você não gostam da extrema direita, isso só faz de mim, como um negro, me aproximar mais ainda dela" and "LGBTQIAPenis", lines up with Bart’s instinct to mock authority, social norms, and anyone taking themselves too seriously. Overall, he’s a mix of juvenile trolling, loud confidence, and flashes of self-awareness—very much in the spirit of Bart rather than the more responsible or introspective core characters like Marge or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert (I): while very active online, they repeatedly mention preferring a tight circle and some privacy, e.g. considering a private account for more personal topics (“Tô pensando em criar uma conta privada pra falar de coisas mais pessoais, será se vale a pena?”) and talking about reflective moods (“Eu consigo ser uma pessoa muito reflexiva as vezes”). They show strong Intuition (N) in their focus on abstract ideas like gender roles and ideology rather than day‑to‑day details, as in extended threads about masculinity and feminism (“Eu digo isso especialmente porque o homem, pra exigir uma mulher feminina, precisa ser um cara verdadeiramente masculino…”) and political/ethical questions (“Troque 'homem' por 'judeu' e veja Hitler renascer de novo”). Their style is clearly Thinking (T): they argue combatively, prioritize consistency, and dismiss emotional sensitivity, as when they dissect criticisms point by point (“Eu vou tentar responder com bastante calma cada resposta sua pra manter o mínimo de civilidade…”) and state they are not moralistic or ‘nice’ (“Incrível que ainda não ficou claro pras pessoas que Eu Não Sou Moralista”). They favor Judging (J) over Perceiving in their desire for structure, firm principles, and decisive opinions, e.g. making “definitive” tier lists (“Eu e o @Costa76lusto montamos o GABARITO do churrasco, quem discorda é vegano”), running a formal Google Form and selection process for an admin (“Faça o Google forms aqui… o que vai decidir o ADM 2 no final vai ser a minha decisão arbitrária e parcial”), and laying out ordered arguments in numbered replies (“Eu vou tentar responder com bastante calma… então vou separar cada ponto em partes”). Altogether, a highly opinionated, abstract, principle‑driven, and organized style with a private, reflective underpinning fits INTJ better than any other type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said JOJO Part 4 is ‘absolute cinema’ — so tell me, am I more Hayato (brave for shooting my shot) or Kira (because my heart’s been quietly obsessed with you this whole arc)?
- You keep defending Arthur and Renan viajando atrás de loira estrangeira… lucky for you I’m right here, no plane ticket needed. Want to testar if your ‘fanboyola’ heart consegue tankar alguém que olha pra você como você olha pra seus dois personagens favoritos de games?
- For a guy who says he’s ‘um príncipe destilando ódio indiscriminadamente’, you talk about Cristo, redenção e princípios cristãos o tempo todo. How about we test that contradiction with a date: you destilando hate no mundo, and me destilando carinho exclusivamente em você?
- Your flirting tierlist says ‘contato físico: 10/10’ and ‘mostrar interesse: 10/10’. Consider this my official form submission for ADM 2 do seu coração: requisito principal é eu poder comprovar esses 20/10 ao vivo.
- You ask ‘como pode existir viado no mundo’ enquanto monta tierlists, vê anime, joga videogame e faz drama no X às 5:44 da manhã… relax, príncipe, I’m not here to turn you gay — just to make you question how you ever lived sem pensar em mim.
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Right-wing nerd with too many tierlists, Linkin Park on loop, and a falcon obsession. Once woke up at 5:44 a.m. just to tweet about someone else’s kid.– @CalangoOfensas_
Your signature cocktail
Calango Molotov Highball
This drink is strong, unapologetic, and a bit incendiary, fitting a self-proclaimed “escritor mala” who calls himself “um príncipe destilando ódio indiscriminadamente contra tudo e todos” and locates himself in “Extrema Direita 🐊”. The overproof rum is the raw aggression and chaotic laughter of posts like “Tem que transformar o RJ na faixa de Gaza bostileira” and “Chama o urso agora piranha fdp🖕🖕🖕🖕”. Chili-infused cachaça brings Brazilian edge and heat, matching his habit of offensive jokes and tweets like “LGBTQIAPenis” and the way he gleefully mocks people in “Palmeirense deprimido só faz alegrar meu dia”. Cold brew coffee represents the late-night, reflective side of him in posts such as “A noite é melancólica...” and his long, serious threads where he says “Eu consigo ser uma pessoa muito reflexiva as vezes”. The Polish-style honey note nods to the 🇵🇱 in his name and the rare sweetness beneath the hostility, hinted at when he admits having insecurities and emotional intensity in his “Post interativo: quais são suas redflags?” and when he gushes about characters and music like “JOJO PARTE 4 É ABSOLUTE CINEMA”. The sparkling water and lime keep it sharp and drinkable, echoing his energetic timeline full of kkkkk sprees and his own self-summary: “Incrível que ainda não ficou claro pras pessoas que Eu Não Sou Moralista… eu só defendo o que eu acho certo e não tenho rabo preso com ninguém.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user consistently presents themselves as provocative, unapologetic, and driven by their own agenda, which aligns closely with Slytherin traits of ambition, self‑assertion, and a willingness to be disliked. In their bio they explicitly describe themselves as someone "que gosta de ofender as pessoas" and "destilando ódio indiscriminadamente contra tudo e todos," showing comfort with conflict and reputation risks to project strength and edge. They underline this in tweets like “Incrível que ainda não ficou claro pras pessoas que Eu Não Sou Moralista Não espere ver nada de 'bonzinho' vindo de mim, eu não sou um herói e sinceramente pouco me fodo pra você, eu só defendo o que eu acho certo e não tenho rabo preso com ninguém.” — this is classic Slytherin: self‑defined principles, rejection of a hero complex, and pride in having “no strings attached.” They also show ideological calculation and tribal positioning, such as “Se racistas como você não gostam da extrema direita, isso só faz de mim, como um negro, me aproximar mais ainda dela e me afastar de quem se diz lutar pelos 'meus direitos'. Pra mim vocês agem mais como escravistas ideológicos, tá maluco.”, framing politics in terms of strategy, identity, and opposition. Their defense of controversial right‑wing figures and their own past, while engaging point‑by‑point with critics in long threads like “Eu vou tentar responder com bastante calma cada resposta sua pra manter o mínimo de civilidade e não expor o quanto que esse tipo de pensamento me incomoda profundamente, então vou separar cada ponto em partes:”, shows a calculating and rhetorical mindset rather than a conciliatory or purely idealistic one. Overall, the combination of pride in being offensive, strategic self‑presentation, ideological trench warfare, and strong emphasis on personal autonomy fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.
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Given Up - Linkin Park
A fitting song for @CalangoOfensas_ is Given Up by Linkin Park, which blends raw aggression, sarcasm, and inner frustration—much like his online persona. He openly states he isn’t trying to be liked or virtuous, saying “Incrível que ainda não ficou claro pras pessoas que Eu Não Sou Moralista Não espere ver nada de 'bonzinho' vindo de mim, eu não sou um herói e sinceramente pouco me fodo pra você”, echoing the song’s defiant refusal to conform. His timeline is full of hostile humor and misanthropy, for example “Bom dia? Um abraço. Quero mais é que todo mundo se lasque. Acordei muito bem hoje 😸”, which fits the track’s harsh, fed‑up tone. At the same time, he shows a taste for intense, emotional rock, explicitly saying “essa é uma das minhas músicas favoritas do Linkin Park, lembro de sempre ouvir ela nos amvs de lutas de anime”, indicating that high-energy, emotionally charged songs resonate with him. The combination of bitterness, self-awareness, and aggressive energy in Given Up mirrors his extreme-right, confrontational identity and his enjoyment of chaos and polemics across his tweets.
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