Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about games, family, and nostalgia, like missing past years in “saudades de 2024 e 2023 pqp,melhores anos da minha vida” and affection in “amo meu pai”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, as in “jovem perde ônibus de moreilandia é encontrado jogando arkham city 1 da manhã” and the accidental photo in “POSTEI UMA FOTO MOSTRANDO METADE DOS MEUS PEITO NO TTK SEM QUERER VSFFFFF”.
- Passionate gamer: Shows deep enthusiasm for games like Outlast, Ghost of Tsushima, and hardcore challenges in “zerar essa porra no hardcore vai ser o maior ato de masculinidade da minha vida” and “sou um samurai que toca flauta, aliás vsf q jogao da porra”.
- Musically curious: Explores varied music like Spanish, Russian rock, Skrillex, Guns N’ Roses, and Latin rock in “evolui espiritualmente depois de começar a ouvir rock espanhol e russo” and “queria que tivesse aparecido algum rockzinho latino tipo gustavo cerati ou almendra”.
- Family-oriented: Shows care for relatives and awareness of parents’ lives, as in “amo meu pai” and reflecting on his parents’ age in “As vezes esqueço que meus pais tinham minha idade quando me tiveram”.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive vulgarity: Frequent strong profanity in many tweets, such as “maior arrependimento da minha vida que desgraça meu deus” and “Puta merda eu cozinho bem demais”, can make communication harsher.
- Self-critical: Often criticizes himself and his situations, like “maior arrependimento da minha vida que desgraça meu deus” and stressing over looks in “preciso aprender a cortar meu cabelo em casa pqp”.
- Nostalgia-locked: Fixates on the past as better than the present, as seen in “saudades de 2024 e 2023 pqp,melhores anos da minha vida” and “2021 foi um ano fodastico,tenho saudades”.
- Emotional overexposure: Shares personal distress and sadness very openly, like “pq q eu ainda tô triste com isso meu deus” and “que amizade é essa q n fala mais com o caba😢”, which can make him vulnerable online.
- Impulsive posting: Posts without much filter or caution, shown by the accidental revealing photo in “POSTEI UMA FOTO MOSTRANDO METADE DOS MEUS PEITO NO TTK SEM QUERER VSFFFFF” and raw reactions like “MEU DEUS EU FUI TALARICADO VSFKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, but with surprising warmth and loyalty underneath. Their humor is very Bart-like and full of mischief, from dramatic outbursts like “MEU DEUS EU FUI TALARICADO VSFKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” to self-deprecating gamer bravado such as “zerar essa porra no hardcore vai ser o maior ato de masculinidade da minha vida”. They live for games, scares, and late nights, just like Bart’s impulsive, thrill-seeking side, shown in posts like “passar a madrugada jogando jogo de terror é a melhor coisa que tem vsf” and “Quase desmaiei no susto mais manjado de outlast nam”. At the same time, there’s a softer, more sentimental core that matches Bart’s hidden sensitivity, visible in tweets like “2 anos hoje pqp, eu gostava tanto desse véi” and “que amizade é essa q n fala mais com o caba😢”. The mix of rebellion, dark humor, gaming obsession, and unexpected emotional depth makes Bart the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert: most tweets center on solitary or low-key activities like gaming and late nights alone, e.g. “passar a madrugada jogando jogo de terror é a melhor coisa que tem vsf” and building/repairing their PC, rather than big social scenes, and when they mention people it’s usually a tight circle (family, a few friends) rather than seeking broad attention. Their interests are very concrete and sensory, pointing to Sensing: specific games, shows, food, and physical details like “3kg de açaí”, “oh sacrifício da porra pra instalar driver de bluetooth”, and burning a weed plantation while listening to Skrillex in “não imaginava que queimar uma plantação de maconha ouvindo Skrillex me faria tão bem”. Their tone is blunt, irreverent, and often teasing, reflecting Thinking over Feeling: they swear casually and joke even about emotional situations, as in “nunca vi alguém tão na merda quanto esse cara pqp” and “o cara tá tendo o cérebro comido pela IA”, while expressions of affection (like “amo meu pai”) are brief and straightforward rather than elaborately emotional. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible, typical of Perceiving: they miss the bus and end up gaming instead in “jovem perde ônibus de moreilandia é encontrado jogando arkham city 1 da manhã”, complain about hair but don’t seem to have a fixed routine in “preciso aprender a cortar meu cabelo em casa pqp”, and frequently react in the moment to whatever happens (“zerar essa porra no hardcore vai ser o maior ato de masculinidade da minha vida” in this tweet). Combining introverted, practical, blunt, and spontaneous traits with a clear focus on hands-on experiences (PC building, games, music, food, physical environment) points most strongly to ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If outlast 2 is the most black metal game ever, does that make you the final boss? Because surviving your timeline already feels like hardcore mode. 😏
- You spiritually evolved with Spanish and Russian rock — want to take it to the next level and create a duo? I’ll be your Gustavo Cerati if you promise I don’t end up as sad as your ‘q filme filho da puta bixo’ tweet.
- You said ‘zerar essa porra no hardcore vai ser o maior ato de masculinidade da minha vida’… how about we co‑op a different challenge: a date where we both survive the jump scares and the açaí food coma?
- Your PC gave video de primeira and you called it proof that God is in all things — if we ever go out and the night goes perfectly, I’m taking that as a divine patch note in my favor.
- You burned a weed plantation listening to Skrillex, almost fainted at an Outlast jumpscare, and still dream about living again in João Pessoa — admit it, your life is already a movie… you just need a chaotic love interest, and I volunteer for the role.
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Horror games at midnight, metal on repeat, and a half‑decent home barber in training. Once missed a bus because Arkham City was at a good part.– @CALDII1
Your signature cocktail
Black Metal Açaí Hardcore
The Black Metal Açaí Hardcore is a strong, slightly bitter, experimental cocktail for the guy who thinks Outlast 2 is "easily the most black metal game in history" “outlast 2 é facilmente o jogo mais black metal da história”. The açaí pulp is a direct shout-out to their legendary snack runs “3kg de açaí” and keeps the drink sweet but dense, like their late-night gaming sessions “passar a madrugada jogando jogo de terror é a melhor coisa que tem vsf”. Spiced dark rum brings the punch and chaotic energy of burning plantations to Skrillex “não imaginava que queimar uma plantação de maconha ouvindo Skrillex me faria tão bem”. A dose of cold brew coffee fuels the hardcore gamer who sees finishing games on the hardest mode as peak masculinity “zerar essa porra no hardcore vai ser o maior ato de masculinidade da minha vida”. Smoky chili syrup adds heat and drama, reflecting their mix of heartbreak, talaricagem and emotional tweets “pq q eu ainda tô triste com isso meu deus” and “MEU DEUS EU FUI TALARICADO VSFKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. A splash of citrus soda on top keeps it fun and unpredictable, like suddenly becoming a prophetic gamer-poet “Vou virar profeta nessa porra” while also being the samurai flutist of Ghost of Tsushima nights “sou um samurai que toca flauta, aliás vsf q jogao da porra”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a distinctly Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, thrill‑seeking, and emotional intensity. Their love for horror games and willingness to push themselves into scary, high‑adrenaline situations is clear in posts like “passar a madrugada jogando jogo de terror é a melhor coisa que tem vsf” and the bravado of “zerar essa porra no hardcore vai ser o maior ato de masculinidade da minha vida”. There’s a strong streak of acting first, thinking later, such as “PQPKKKKKKKKK POSTEI UMA FOTO MOSTRANDO METADE DOS MEUS PEITO NO TTK SEM QUERER VSFFFFF”, which fits Gryffindor’s impulsive side more than the calculated style of Slytherin or Ravenclaw. They also wear their heart on their sleeve, openly expressing grief and nostalgia in tweets like “2 anos hoje pqp, eu gostava tanto desse véi” and “pq q eu ainda tô triste com isso meu deus”, showing emotional courage rather than quiet Hufflepuff steadiness. Even in everyday frustrations and joys — from “o pc deu vídeo de primeira,deus está em todas as coisas mesmo” to “Puta merda eu cozinho bem demais” — the tone is bold, dramatic, and unfiltered, which strongly aligns with Gryffindor temperament.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song that mixes melodrama, nostalgia, and dark humor fits them perfectly, and Welcome to the Black Parade captures that emo-but-playful energy. They clearly love heavy, dramatic aesthetics, calling Outlast 2 “easily the most black metal game in history” “outlast 2 é facilmente o jogo mais black metal da história” and saying staying up all night playing horror games is “the best thing there is” “passar a madrugada jogando jogo de terror é a melhor coisa que tem vsf”. At the same time, they’re nostalgic and emotional about past years and relationships, like missing 2023/2024 “saudades de 2024 e 2023 pqp,melhores anos da minha vida” and still being sad about something that happened long ago “pq q eu ainda tô triste com isso meu deus”. The song’s themes of growing up, loss, and keeping going despite pain mirror tweets about grief and memory, such as remembering someone after two years “2 anos hoje pqp, eu gostava tanto desse véi”. Yet, just like the song has triumphant, anthemic moments, they also show humor and resilience, from laughing about being ‘talaricado’ “MEU DEUS EU FUI TALARICADO VSFKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” to proudly beating games on higher difficulty “zerar essa porra no hardcore vai ser o maior ato de masculinidade da minha vida”.
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