Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic activist: Calls out transphobia and harmful norms, e.g. criticizing people who think transphobia isn’t a crime “mds eles fazendo transfobia numa boa pq acha q não é crime” and challenging genital-based gender ideas “vcs tem q para de acha que tudo q tem pau e homem e buceta mulher”.
- Sex‑positive critic: Engages openly with sexuality while condemning harmful content like child/adult ships “como q pode algm consegui shippa criança x adulto… toma vergonha na cara vai se fuder” and dark/problematic media “o povo achando legal ser problematico e consumir mídia problemática”.
- Creative designer: Enjoys making banners, packs, and gifs, showing aesthetic creativity and initiative, e.g. “e muito mais libertador quando você percebe que pode faze seus próprios banners” and “fiz um gif pra coloca no fix”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about characters, friendships, and life, e.g. “irei chorar”, “as vezes queria tb ter um bf sera que é errado falar tão mal de homens e no fim quere um boy”, and future companionship hopes “quero morar com algm futuramente pra comprar coisas juntas compartilhar gostos”.
- Values boundaries: Shows clear moral boundaries about relationships and media, e.g. refusing darkship/shotaloli moots “espero q eu nao tenha moot darkshipper shotalolicon pldms” and saying they’d have friends-with-benefits with women but not men “teria amizade colorida com uma mulher mas nunca com um homem”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑doubt: Frequently questions self and identity, e.g. sexual/romantic labels “denovo minha dúvida sobre se eu sou ambos ou fluio com tempo ... nao sei” and social worth “vcs acham que consigo uma gf esse ano”.
- Harsh generalizations: Makes sweeping negative statements about groups, e.g. “n faz sentido eu procura motivos pra n gosta de algm se a pessoa ja é hetcis e cristã” and strongly bashing men while still wanting connection with them “realmente sexualidade n e uma escolha se não eu nem ia gostar de homens”.
- Insecurity in socializing: Shows anxiety about following or choosing people for private account, e.g. “fico com vergonha de seguir os outros se eu te segui primeiro e pq coloquei toda minha coragem nisso ok” and “quero usar mais minha priv so n sei quem segui nela… tenho vergonha”.
- Account instability: Mentions repeatedly changing accounts instead of maintaining one, suggesting difficulty with continuity or commitment online “queria te a msm conta q eu tive qdo entrei pro twt mas eu sempre fico trocando de conta”.
- Body/appearance pressure: Echoes harsh body expectations toward self/others, e.g. telling a character to diet “faz dieta pf yuji” and worrying about hair and aesthetic before trips “esse ano não vou cortar meu cabelo… espero que ele fique lindo antes da praia”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: principled, politically aware, queer‑friendly, and very online and creative. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about justice and identity, calling out prejudice and ignorance, e.g. “mds eles fazendo transfobia numa boa pq acha q não é crime” and “vcs tem q para de acha que tudo q tem pau e homem e buceta mulher, capitalism colocou isso na mente de vcs”. They show strong ethical stances around media and fandom, criticizing problematic content in a very Lisa‑like way: “como q pode algm consegui shippa criança x adulto kkkkkkkkkkkkkk toma vergonha na cara vai se fuder mesmo sendo fictícios” and “o povo achando legal ser problematico e consumir mídia problemática pqp quero me mata”. At the same time, they’re sentimental and a bit lonely, wanting close, meaningful relationships and domestic comfort, as in “quero morar com algm futuramente pra comprar coisas juntas compartilhar gostos tudo tudo” and “as vezes queria tb ter um bf sera que é errado falar tão mal de homens e no fim quere um boy”. Finally, like Lisa’s artsy streak, they’re very creative and self‑expressive online, enjoying making their own visuals and aesthetics: “e muito mais libertador quando você percebe que pode faze seus próprios banners no twt e deixa imaginação ir” and “fiz um gif pra coloca no fix e link do straw page talvez”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly talk about wanting more interaction, moots and mutuals, and being active on the timeline, e.g. “fico com vergonha de seguir os outros se eu te segui primeiro e pq coloquei toda minha coragem nisso ok” and “quero usar mais minha priv so n sei quem segui nela meus moots fav legais mas tenho vergonha”, showing strong social focus despite shyness. They are clearly Intuitive: they enjoy theorizing about identity, gender and sexuality (“vcs tem q para de acha que tudo q tem pau e homem e buceta mulher, capitalismo colocou isso na mente de vcs”; “denovo minha dúvida sobre se eu sou ambos ou fluio com tempo ... nao sei”) rather than sticking to concrete, sensory details. Their values and judgments are grounded in emotion and empathy, indicating Feeling: they react strongly to injustice and problematic content (“como q pode algm consegui shippa criança x adulto ... toma vergonha na cara vai se fuder mesmo sendo fictícios”; “o povo achando legal ser problematico e consumir mídia problemática pqp quero me mata”) and center care and safety in relationships (“queria um/a alfa pra cuidar de mim me proteger de todo o mal do capitalismo e bolsominions”). They appear distinctly Perceiving: they change accounts and packs often (“queria te a msm conta q eu tive qdo entrei pro twt mas eu sempre fico trocando de conta”; “quero muda meu pack dnv refazer ele mais trabalhado”), jump between hyperfixations (“acho q sou puta quando enjoo de um personagem pulo pro próximo toda vez”), and talk about going with the flow rather than strict structure. The combination of expressive social energy, abstract identity musings, value-driven stances, and spontaneous, ever‑shifting interests matches ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said capitalism put ‘pau = man / buceta = woman’ in everyone’s head… so, academically speaking, if I’m obsessed with *you*, what gender is that exactly?
- You want to play The Sims to have a cute little family with a fave—skip the loading screen, we can start the legacy challenge IRL and I promise I’ll let you be the pink‑haired main Sim.
- You keep saying Yuji deserves to be happy, Megumi is your baby, Sukuna should be fluffy, and Suguru should be mpreg… with how much love you pour into fictional men, I’m low‑key hoping you’ll adopt me as your next comfort character.
- You’re out here jealous of Hakari with his hand on Kirara’s ass—if it helps, I fully volunteer to be your Kirara so we can make your moots jealous instead.
- You said you might post your packs on Tumblr and hide there like everyone else; I’m just warning you now, if I ever stumble on your blog, ‘sdv’ is going to turn into ‘sdv + date pls’ very fast.
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pink-haired gremlin surviving school nights, JJK meta, and capitalism. will overthink ships, underthink eyeliner. once nearly broke braces on cheese bread.– @calebcoitado
Your signature cocktail
Pinkie Pie Curse Energy
This cocktail is bright, pink, and a little chaotic, matching their hair journey from “retoquei meu rosa e eu fui de itadori pra pinkie pie 💔” and the dreamy, pastel vibe of their bio. The strawberry-infused gin gives it real bite and high energy, like their unfiltered takes on shipping and problematics in tweets such as “como q pode algm consegui shippa criança x adulto kkkkkkkkkkkkkk toma vergonha na cara”. Pink grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy and slightly bitter-sweet, echoing their mix of softness and sarcasm when they say things like “as vezes queria tb ter um bf sera que é errado falar tão mal de homens e no fim quere um boy”. Lychee liqueur adds a queer, delicate sweetness that nods to their sapphic/queer vibes and fascination with relationships, from wanting a wife in “queria ter uma esposa pra ela me receber assim em casa” to dreaming of a cozy future in “quero morar com algm futuramente pra comprar coisas juntas compartilhar gostos tudo tudo”. A dash of chili tincture represents their sharp, spicy clapbacks about gender and capitalism like “vcs tem q para de acha que tudo q tem pau e homem e buceta mulher, capitalismo colocou isso na mente de vcs”. The cotton candy garnish is pure fandom fluff—soft, over-the-top and a bit extra—just like their love for cute, domestic versions of intense characters in “gosto do sukuna cute kawaii pitico em fanarts quero fanfics dele fluffy .... stop de fazer ele tao demoniaco”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a very strong pattern of outspoken moral courage and impulsive honesty that aligns most with Gryffindor. They call out transphobia directly and angrily in public — “mds eles fazendo transfobia numa boa pq acha q não é crime” — and condemn problematic media consumption and pedophilic ships harshly in tweets like “o povo achando legal ser problematico e consumir mídia problemática pqp quero me mata” and “como q pode algm consegui shippa criança x adulto kkkkkkkkkkkkkk toma vergonha na cara vai se fuder”. This readiness to confront what they see as injustice, even with aggressive language, reflects Gryffindor’s confrontational bravery more than Slytherin’s strategic subtlety or Hufflepuff’s gentleness. They’re also very impulsive and dramatic about their feelings — for example, “irei chorar” and repeatedly talking about wanting to "die of jealousy" or "wanting to die" over fandom drama like “que inveja do hakari mds vou morre de inveja com essa mao na bunda dela”, which is classic Gryffindor emotional intensity. While they show creativity (designing banners and packs) in tweets like “é muito mais libertador quando você percebe que pode faze seus próprios banners no twt e deixa imaginação ir”, this creativity serves their passionate, values-driven self-expression rather than a detached Ravenclaw-style intellectualism. Overall, the dominant traits here are moral boldness, hot-blooded reactions, and an instinct to speak out, which fits Gryffindor best.
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Your song
Girls/Girls/Boys - Panic! At The Disco
A fitting song for them is Girls/Girls/Boys because it centers fluid attraction and queer identity, which matches their posts about sexuality and resisting rigid labels, like when they say “odeio só de lembra que na pandemia falavam q bi era binarista” and “realmente sexualidade n e uma escolha se não eu nem ia gostar de homens primeiramente”. The song’s mix of yearning and playful confidence fits their tone when they joke about wanting both a boyfriend and a girlfriend, for example “as vezes queria tb ter um bf sera que é errado falar tão mal de homens e no fim quere um boy” and asking “vcs acham que consigo uma gf esse ano”. Their timeline is full of romantic and sexual fandom fantasies, such as “kirara e hakari nsfw meu sonho foi realizado” and “mds sanji chupando o zoro e tao lindo amo nsfw de zosan”, echoing the song’s unapologetic, sensual energy. At the same time, they show vulnerability and a desire for connection—wanting to live with someone and share everything as in “quero morar com algm futuramente pra comprar coisas juntas compartilhar gostos tudo tudo”—which parallels the emotional core behind the song’s celebration of complicated, non-normative love.
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