
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s self-aware, introspective, and constantly overthinking her place in life, similar to Andrea saying things like “how do i stop wanting things” and “i hate the concept of uncertainty cause why can’t i just know how things turn out”. Like Lisa, she’s emotionally articulate but dramatic in a funny way, turning small life setbacks into theatrical crises: “got sick, didn’t get the job i wanted, AND my ass still isn’t fat like god no one wants to see me winning”. Lisa’s mix of idealism and exasperation matches tweets such as “they should invent a man that doesn’t disappoint me” and “sometimes i think i’m god’s strongest soldier but then i remember there’s healthcare workers”. There’s also a Lisa-like yearning for growth and self-improvement behind the humor, as in “i will drink more water and things will be okay again and i will only get sexier” and the reflection in “looking back on my journal entries from january 2025”. While she’s more openly chaotic and horny than Lisa, the core vibes—overthinking, self-reflection, and dramatic moral/emotional crises—line up closest with Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference social life, coworkers, oomfs, and being perceived, e.g. “at karaoke w my coworkers they don’t know what’s abt to happen #filipino” and openly celebrate follower milestones like “yay ty for 32k 🫶”, which suggests they get energy from interaction and visibility. Their humor and reflections show an Intuitive tilt: instead of concrete how‑to or sensory details, they talk in concepts and exaggerated metaphors like “i think i’m better as a concept tbh” and “how do i stop wanting things”, and dramatize life events into narratives (e.g. “all men do is lie and go to japan”). They are clearly Feeling-oriented: tweets are emotionally expressive, relational, and value-driven, such as “need a bad bitch to tell me everything’s gonna be okay” and “rage baiting is OUT, love baiting is IN!”, prioritizing vibes and interpersonal dynamics over structured logic. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than Judging: they joke about lack of structure and impulsivity like “i work at 8:30 tmrw and i’m still up who cares anymore” and “practicing my free will by doordashing cheese”, and frequently present themselves as spontaneous, emotionally reactive, and flexible rather than planned and organized. Overall, the highly social, emotionally expressive, metaphor-heavy, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.

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24, 5'2, Filipino, part-time 9–5 girly, full-time overthinker. Once DoorDashed cheese in the name of free will. Here for hotpot, TFT, and jokes.– @californut

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with banana milk-washed vodka to honor the bio-level commitment to dairy chaos and sweetness, a nod to being a self-proclaimed “banana milk enjoyer.” The yuzu sake and calamansi–pineapple splash channel her chronic Japan/Filipino arc and fine-shyt cravings, inspired by “all men do is lie and go to japan”, “at what point in ur 20s do u get to unlock the ‘going to japan with ur significant other’ milestone”, and “me and some jollibee spaghetti with pineapple juice”. A layer of brown sugar jasmine milk tea captures her soft but chronically online romantic core, from “the concept of the love of my life existing somewhere out there” to “need a bad bitch to tell me everything’s gonna be okay”. The croissant-sugar rim with sea salt breaks apart dramatically as you sip, just like her crumbly patience and self-drag humor in “i wish croissants didn’t self destruct when i take a bite” and “i’m like a nepo baby with the way i inherited my father’s inability to own up to mistakes”. Overall it’s strong but deceptively cute, built for the girl who proudly wants to be “the bane of his existence” while still texting back at a reasonable time in “my love language is texting back at a reasonable time instead of 5 business days later”.

Your Hogwarts House
Andrea reads as a deeply social, quietly soft-hearted person whose humor is built around care for others and a desire for emotional safety, which leans Hufflepuff over the flashier houses. She shows a very Hufflepuff style of loyalty and tenderness, like when she admits she’s the friend who hypes others up: “one thing about me is i will always be a number 1 story liker for a bad bitch” and “liking everybody’s spotify wrapped story because i do gaf about u and ur music taste”. There’s a strong yearning for comfort, stability, and being reassured rather than chasing glory or dominance: “need a bad bitch to tell me everything’s gonna be okay” and “i hate the concept of uncertainty cause why can’t i just know how things turn out”. Her work-related tweets are more self-deprecating than ambitious, like “cousin told me i’m the most unemployed employed person she’s ever met” and “i work at 8:30 tmrw and i’m still up who cares anymore”, which doesn’t fit Slytherin’s drive or Gryffindor’s boldness. Even when she’s petty or irritated, it’s in defense of feeling disrespected or treated unfairly (e.g., the car door and parking garage tweets), reflecting a strong sense of basic fairness and boundaries more than calculated revenge. Overall, her online persona centers on being a caring, supportive, comfort-seeking friend with a lot of feelings and a low appetite for real chaos, which is classic Hufflepuff energy.

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A well-fitting song for Andrea is brutal by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures the chaotic, self-deprecating humor and mid-20s angst she tweets about constantly. She jokes about adulthood burnout and not having it together, like when she says “got sick, didn’t get the job i wanted, AND my ass still isn’t fat like god no one wants to see me winning” and “i work at 8:30 tmrw and i’m still up who cares anymore”, which fits the song’s “I’m so insecure I think that I’ll die before I drink” energy. Her dramatic romantic flops also echo the song’s frustration with love and expectations, like “they should invent a man that doesn’t disappoint me” and “rescheduled my appointment and freed up my weekend for them to cancel on me last minute”. The way she oscillates between confidence and insecurity, joking “i think i’m better as a concept tbh” and “honestly i don’t get enough recognition for my significantly lower number of crashouts this year”, matches the song’s theme of trying to be okay while feeling like everything is a mess. Even her fixation on being in her 20s and not where she thought she’d be, like “how it feels to be 24 and not married”, lines up with the song’s central hook: "I'm so tired that I might quit my job, start a new life, and they'd all be so disappointed."

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