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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: passionate, opinionated, and extremely online about niche interests. Like Lisa, they care about global issues and justice, as seen in their bio (“keep an eye on sudan and Palestine”) and in posts calling out misogyny, such as “dumbass response “…we let her do anything” girl marloww was deadass getting jumped for just breathing and playing games…”. They’re also deeply nerdy about specific media and games, gushing about series and analysis the way Lisa obsesses over jazz or books, for example “BEST SPORTS ANIMANGA OF ALL TIME MEDALIST PLUG IN YALL JUST HAVE TO WATCH / READ IT MANNN” and “Minecraft music is so good man i listen to mice on Venus religiously atp”. The combination of earnest criticism and self-aware humor, like “The story at a surface level is fine… although i feel like it’s lacking in nuance…?” and “How the fuck you a veteran anime fan and an ai supporter 😭🙅♀️”, feels very Lisa: principled but still funny and dramatic. Even their love of "girls kissing" media (“i like to read about girls kissing”) fits with Lisa’s often-queer, outsider, artsy-nerd energy in fan interpretations.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly interact with fandoms, friends, and wider communities, often addressing others directly, e.g. “i already submitted my response can one of my oomfs please reply with lomedy or flame okay thanks hit send” and “Hi frens and foes 👣👣”, showing high social engagement rather than guarded privacy. Their style is clearly iNtuitive (N), focused on patterns, media narratives, and meanings rather than raw sensory detail: they analyze story and character depth in tweets like “The story at a surface level is fine… the 'bad' guys here seem so flat static and one dimensional—” instead of just commenting on what happens. They are strongly Feeling (F)-oriented, driven by values, empathy, and emotional reactions: they care about fairness and misogyny in esports (“dumbass response… marloww was deadass getting jumped for just breathing and playing games y’all didn’t let her do shit”) and highlight political/ethical concerns in their bio (“keep an eye on sudan and Palestine”). Their spontaneity and flexible, chaotic vibe point to Perceiving (P): they joke about guessing on tests (“When the test is multi choice so i just do abacadaba cuz I lwk dgaf anymore”) and grind games and manga in bursts without any sign of rigid planning, like suddenly deciding “ENDFIELD GRIND STARTS NOW” (link). Overall, highly expressive fandom engagement, emotional intensity, and improvisational behavior are most consistent with ENFP.

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Med student grinding exams, Minecraft seeds & yuri recs. Once spawned in an ice spikes biome and still chose to keep playing.– @call_me_swan

Your signature cocktail
This drink is named after their own catchphrase, riffing on “Hey girl let’s happy time woohoo” and their bio line “hey girl let’s happy time woohoo”, so it has to be chaotic, bright, and a little unhinged. White rum infused with fresh thyme nods to the pun on time/thyme and their gamer grind energy in posts like “ENDFIELD GRIND STARTS NOW” and “first time defeating the ender dragon in five years.”. Lychee juice is soft, floral, and a bit romantic, mirroring their yuri-loving, bi-fem-preference side in “i like to read about girls kissing” and all the affection for girl-centric series like “I LOVE MURDERGIRLBAND EVERYONE PLEASE GO READ IT”. Yuzu soda or lemonade keeps it bright and fizzy, capturing their all-caps hype in posts like “INORI UR SO FUCKING PHENOMENAL OMGGGGG YAHHHHHHHH” and their relentless enthusiasm over Minecraft, anime, and gacha. A light blue curaçao rinse gives a gamer-sky, ice-biome hue, calling back to “Booted up a new world and spawned in ice spikes biome just sedate me man” and their love of cool-toned aesthetics like skating in “im a sucker for ice skating themed shit AND in the persona art style too?”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters cuts through the sweetness, reflecting the sharp bite of tweets like “Fucking luuk mains bro i swear y’all need to be burned and eradicated” and their no-filter rants on fandoms and AI in “How the fuck you a veteran anime fan and an ai supporter 😭🙅♀️”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong pattern of loudly standing up for what they believe is fair or right, even when it means confronting others. For example, they call out misogynistic treatment of a female player, defending Marloww directly in a long critique of the community’s behavior: “dumbass response… girl marloww was deadass getting jumped for just breathing and playing games y’all didn’t let her do shit…” and similarly push back on people twisting words out of sexism: “i really dont understand how ppl could twist these words around for anything other than just hating on the fact that marloww is a girl 😭”. Their bio foregrounds political concern — “keep an eye on sudan and Palestine” — which reflects a willingness to take moral stances publicly rather than staying neutral. They also display an impulsive, drama-embracing temperament typical of Gryffindor: “SUNSET SHIMMER IS THE SECRET KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME”, “AKE SIX STAR AKE SIX STAR I NEED ONE NOW NOW NOW U WILL DIE GRYPH DIE DIE DIEEEEEEE”, and the hyperbolic, self-destructive jokes like “just sedate me man” and “Suicide postponed”. Their loyalty to favorite series and creators is intense and protective, as seen in defenses of Medalist and Murdergirlband: “BEST SPORTS ANIMANGA OF ALL TIME MEDALIST PLUG IN YALL JUST HAVE TO WATCH / READ IT MANNN” and “I LOVE MURDERGIRLBAND EVERYONE PLEASE GO READ IT”. While they are thoughtful and analytical at times, such as critiquing game story nuance in “the ‘bad’ guys (bonekrushers) here seem so flat static and one dimensional—”, the dominant traits are passionate moral courage, impulsive expression, and a readiness to fight for people and media they care about — all core Gryffindor characteristics.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is girls by girl in red. Their bio openly states their identity — “she her • bi (fem pref)” — and they literally say “i like to read about girls kissing”, which mirrors the song’s central theme of loving girls. They’re also very emotionally intense and online-brained in a funny, dramatic way, like when they tweet “SUNSET SHIMMER IS THE SECRET KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME” and “Suicide postponed”, matching the song’s mix of yearning and melodrama. Their constant affection for yuri, ships, and emotional manga — from “my beloved Minecraft doomed yuri ❤️🩹❤️🩹” to “BEST SPORTS ANIMANGA OF ALL TIME MEDALIST PLUG IN YALL JUST HAVE TO WATCH / READ IT MANNN” — further fits the queer, sapphic, yearning tone of the song. Overall, girls captures both their sexuality and the way they loudly, unapologetically fixate on the girls and media they love.

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