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Your Simpsons character
Their posting style is chaotic, impulsive, and reaction-heavy, which fits Bart Simpson more than any other main character. They fire off rapid, dramatic reactions like “WHAT THE FUCK”, “HELLO???”, and “am i high”, mirroring Bart’s loud, unfiltered energy when something wild happens. There’s also a streak of playful rebellion and irony in things like “I fucking hate this app #MyXAnniversary” and “#freeschlep”, which feels very Bart-core: complaining about authority or systems while still clearly engaging with them. At the same time, they show the capacity for remorse and affection, as seen in “to the people i argued with on feb 11 i apologize for my actions </3” and “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @tjxz_z”, similar to how Bart often comes around and shows he cares. Overall, the mix of snark, over-the-top reactions, rebellious posts, and occasional genuine sincerity aligns them most closely with Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their timeline feels more low-key and personal than performative, and their bio even says they ‘barely use this acc anymore,’ suggesting a preference for a smaller, more private online presence that aligns with Introversion (I). They tweet in quick emotional bursts like “WHAT THE FUCK”, “HELLO???”, and “this song actually fucking sucks dude”, focusing on reactions and vibes rather than detailed breakdowns, which fits Intuition (N) over concrete S-style commentary. The strong emotional tone and concern for people show a Feeling (F) preference: they apologize publicly in “to the people i argued with on feb 11 i apologize for my actions </3” and celebrate a friend with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @tjxz_z”. Their posts are spontaneous, in-the-moment reactions like the stream of disbelief tweets (“am i high”, “is this real”) and casual updates such as “unprivated”, pointing toward a flexible, go-with-the-flow Perceiving (P) style rather than a structured J approach. Altogether, the emotionally candid, reactive, inward-focused, and unstructured nature of their tweeting fits best with INFP.

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Calli ⚢ | She/They | Animated object show enjoyer, occasional ranter, and professional app hater. Once cried over ii 17 and called it “research.”– @callihaha

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like the chain of disbelief in “WHAT THE FUCK”, “HELLO???”, and “am i high”. White rum is the strong base, reflecting the intense reactions and high-energy fandom moments like “bfdi movie is real” and “tadc ep 3 was goated”. Blue curaçao gives it a bright, cartoonish color for their animated tastes and online culture love, as seen in “me after ii 17”. Sour cherry juice adds tang and a bit of bite for the unapologetic opinions like “This song actually fucking sucks dude” and “I fucking hate this app #MyXAnniversary”. Hibiscus syrup is there for the soft, emotional side under the chaos—crying over shows in “s2 ii 17 made me cry” and sincere moments like “to the people i argued with on feb 11 i apologize for my actions </3”. Topped with sparkling lemonade, it stays playful and fizzy, matching the self-aware, half-ironic vibe of “i barely use this acc anymore btw” and the celebratory energy in “WOOOOOO THANK YOU GUYS”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest through-line in Calli’s tweets is intense, impulsive emotional expression, which aligns most with Gryffindor. Their feed is full of sudden, dramatic reactions like “WHAT THE FUCK”, “HELLO???”, and “WHAT THE FUCK”, all of which suggest a person who responds boldly and immediately rather than calmly or analytically. They also publicly call things out without hesitation, as in “this is a 20 year old btw.” and “What the fuck Danno why would you post this”, which shows a confrontational streak and willingness to challenge others. At the same time, they show enough humility and courage to address conflict head-on by posting “to the people i argued with on feb 11 i apologize for my actions </3”, which is very Gryffindor: acting first, then owning up when they feel they went too far. While there are hints of loyalty and enthusiasm (for example, celebrating a friend in “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @tjxz_z” and cheering with “WOOOOOO THANK YOU GUYS”), the dominant traits are fiery, reactive, and bold—classic Gryffindor energy rather than the steadier Hufflepuff or cerebral Ravenclaw.

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The song Teenagers fits them because it captures a mix of sarcasm, frustration, and chaotic energy that shows up in their tweets. Their outbursts like “WHAT THE FUCK”, “wtf”, and “what the fuck is this” match the song’s rebellious, overwhelmed tone. They clearly feel disillusioned with social media, which echoes the song’s anti-establishment vibe, as seen in “I fucking hate this app #MyXAnniversary”. At the same time, they still engage intensely with fandoms and shows, like “tadc ep 3 was goated” and “s2 ii 17 made me cry”, mirroring the song’s balance of angst and passion. Their bio and casual apology tweet “to the people i argued with… i apologize for my actions </3” also reflect that messy, self-aware teen/young-adult chaos that Teenagers embodies so well.

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