Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on identity, mental health, and future plans, e.g. “none of this will matter in 5 years None of it i'll just get a part time and save my money and work hard in school and graduate and enlist in the air force”.
- Humorous: Uses edgy, absurd jokes and wordplay in many posts, like “French proshipper: incest la vie” and “do you think brian griffin was on epstein island”.
- Open-minded: Expresses bisexuality and attraction without shame, e.g. “i love BBWs” and “i love being bi with bi friends because we get to talk about sexy ladies and then after we get to talk about hot men”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for pets and family, like “My cat chill af” and “i need to leave the internet i miss my family i love them”.
- Goal-oriented: Regularly lists concrete goals, from body transition steps to life plans, e.g. “things i plan on getting: trt, obviously double incision mastectomy complete vaginectomy phalloplasty medical phallo tattooing i know i'm poor and live in a poor area but im sure that if i save up i can eventually get all this” and “my goals for 2026; get a girlfriend lose wait buy jeans”.
Weaknesses:
- Poor-hygiene: Admits to very low hygiene and housekeeping standards in “i dont wash my sheets or clean my room or wash my hands or sanitise them or brush my teeth and i shower once a week and do washing once a month i wish i was raised in a household with parents that actually taught me basic hygeine”.
- Self-destructive: Talks about severe distress and harmful thoughts, such as “every second i go without trt is a second i get closer to 41%ing”.
- Body-dissatisfied: Expresses strong discomfort with body and appearance, e.g. “considering diy top surgery” and “my goals for 2026; get a girlfriend lose wait buy jeans”.
- Crude-humor: Frequently uses very explicit or shocking jokes, such as “war crime sex” and “starts faping”, which can alienate some people.
- Impulsive-thinking: Mentions extreme or risky ideas when distressed, like “considering diy top surgery” and “when i grow up i want to be a plastic surgeon so i can give all my moots a sex change”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and funny but with flashes of vulnerability. Their timeline is full of juvenile, transgressive humour like “do you think brian griffin was on epstein island” and “they should make an account called footfetishfunnies”, which fits Bart’s prankster energy. They lean into edginess and counterculture—skinhead/ska aesthetics, GG Allin references like “the concept of censoring gg allin lyrics”, and jokes about grossness and sex—which parallels Bart’s love of shocking people. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable side about gender, dysphoria, and future plans, shown in tweets like “things i plan on getting: trt… double incision mastectomy… phalloplasty” and “none of this will matter in 5 years… save my money… enlist in the air force”, similar to how Bart sometimes reveals deeper insecurities under the clowning. Their self-description as a messy, under-motivated teen—“i dont wash my sheets or clean my room… i wish i was raised in a household with parents that actually taught me basic hygeine”—also mirrors Bart as the quintessential slacker kid. Overall, the mix of crass humour, teenage rebellion, and hidden tenderness makes Bart the closest Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly interact with others, post selfies and outfits, and comment on how many new followers they’re getting, e.g. “so many new followers!! thank you all so much!!” and “ok hi. Outfit”, plus they joke about moving to meet more like-minded people in “Moving to Atlanta so I can find the other skinheads that like The Weirdos”. Their humor and interests lean toward Intuition: they enjoy absurd, conceptual jokes like “do you think brian griffin was on epstein island”, surreal wordplay like “foidosynthesis”, and broad ideological takes such as “the answer to immigration and asylum seekers is to stop bombing their countries” rather than concrete how‑to details. They favor Thinking over Feeling in communication style: they are blunt and often abrasive, for example “youre all a bunch of fucking nerds” and the clinical, list-like planning of transition steps in “things i plan on getting: trt… double incision mastectomy… phalloplasty…”, even when the topics are emotionally charged. Finally, they read as distinctly Perceiving: their timeline is highly spontaneous and chaotic, jumping from music obsessions (“been obsessed with this song lately”) to impulsive ideas like “considering diy top surgery”, and they openly admit disorganization in “i dont wash my sheets or clean my room or wash my hands or sanitise them or brush my teeth and i shower once a week…”. Taken together—outward energy, abstract/ideological humor, blunt logic-heavy framing, and chaotic spontaneity—ENTP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So your 2026 goals are ‘get a girlfriend, lose weight, buy jeans’ — if we go jeans shopping together does that knock out two birds and one Sean ‘with gravy’?
- You’re bi, 5'7 and jolly, love BBWs, cows, and The Weirdos… statistically speaking, aren’t I exactly your type plus Spotify-wrapped into one DM?
- You ranking T effects like a tier list, planning phallo and air force enlistment, and still finding time to sell multigrain bread for $2 is wild — can I invest early in the Sean ‘with gravy’ cinematic universe?
- You said ‘none of this will matter in 5 years’ but your topster, Blur fixation, and Dave Rowntree era suggest you’ve got main-character energy — mind if I audition for recurring love interest?
- You shaved your bush and pits, complain about binders, and bookmark everything, but still think you’re not date material? As your future boyfriend, I’m gonna have to respectfully disagree with that entire thread.
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Your new Twitter bio
Bi skinhead, Blur and Weirdos enjoyer, 5'7" and jolly. Once tried to sell a loaf of multigrain bread on here. Australian, terminally online.– @callmeskaface
Your signature cocktail
The Sean 'With Gravy' Schizoid Fizz
This drink starts with smoky Australian whisky for the self-declared Aussie man energy and skinhead aesthetics, nodding to “2010 year old. australian. man” and “call me sean, sean 'with gravy' skaface”. Coffee liqueur represents their late-night, slightly deranged posting grind, like “none of this will matter in 5 years None of it i'll just get a part time and save my money and work hard in school and graduate and enlist in the air force” and the constant music links and #musictwt energy. Sour cherry juice brings a tart, emo-bisexual bite for lines like “i wish i was straight” and “i love being bi with bi friends because we get to talk about sexy ladies and then after we get to talk about hot men”. Lemon-lime soda adds chaotic fizz for their shitposting, from “trans women be like: i like warhammer” to “do you think brian griffin was on epstein island”. A dash of saline solution stands in for the raw, unvarnished honesty about hygiene and dysphoria in “i dont wash my sheets or clean my room or wash my hands or sanitise them or brush my teeth and i shower once a week...” and the detailed transition planning in “things i plan on getting: trt, obviously double incision mastectomy complete vaginectomy phalloplasty medical phallo tattooing”. The result is strong, slightly bitter-sweet, messy, and unexpectedly heartfelt—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Sean shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and impulsiveness, especially in how openly he talks about his body, gender, and surgery plans with almost zero self-censorship, e.g. “things i plan on getting: trt, obviously double incision mastectomy complete vaginectomy phalloplasty medical phallo tattooing i know i'm poor and live in a poor area but im sure that if i save up i can eventually get all this”. That same willingness to confront fear head‑on shows up in dark humor around his own mental health and dysphoria, like “every second i go without trt is a second i get closer to 41%ing” and “considering diy top surgery”, which reads as reckless courage rather than quiet contemplation. He also talks about enlisting and changing his life circumstances with a very forward-charging attitude in “None of it i'll just get a part time and save my money and work hard in school and graduate and enlist in the air force”, signaling a taste for challenge and risk. Even politically, he bluntly stakes out positions like “the answer to immigration and asylum seekers is to stop bombing their countries”, suggesting he’d rather plainly say what he thinks than keep the peace. There’s wit and self-awareness, but his defining traits are brash honesty, willingness to push his own limits, and a tendency to act on strong feelings—all hallmarks of Gryffindor more than the quieter, methodical energy of Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Girls & Boys - Blur
The best fit is Blur – Girls & Boys: it’s a messy, horny, gender-playful Britpop song that mirrors their chaotic, bi, online skinhead vibe. They openly celebrate being bisexual, like when they say “i love being bi with bi friends because we get to talk about sexy ladies and then after we get to talk about hot men” and “i love BBWs”, which echoes the song’s fluid, attraction-to-everyone energy. Their self-description as a “lovely bisexual teenage skinhead” and posts like “oomf and i gay as hell” match the track’s carefree, clubby hedonism. They’re also deep into Blur specifically, as seen in “this is bugman by blur” and their Dave Rowntree fixation (“In my Dave Rowntree era”), making a Blur anthem especially on-brand. The mix of self-deprecation, sexuality, and youth confusion in tweets like “i wish i was straight” also fits the song’s ironic, detached view of desire and identity.
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