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Your Simpsons character
They come across as emotionally intense, thoughtful, and a little overwhelmed by how much they care about things—very Lisa-coded. Like Lisa with her hyperfixations, they deep-dive into interests and get genuinely affected, as seen in reactions to UU and Justice Duo such as “justice duo you make me sick oh my god” and “i genuinely felt SICK after watching parrot's latest ep”. They balance this with self-aware humor and exhaustion about work and adult life, similar to Lisa’s early ‘burnout gifted kid’ vibes, shown in “i always miss everything i sometimes hate being employed bro” and “I HATE MY JOB”. There’s also a mix of activism/concern and care for others—Lisa’s hallmark traits—reflected in “GUYS PLEASE PLEASE STAY SAFE!! #TrillionPesoMarch” and their repeated “good morning world” check-ins like “good morning world! stay safe and warm oomfies”. Their artistic side and desire to create, seen in “i want to draw again... feel like there's not enough of theobald fanart bro i need to make one and feed myself”, also matches Lisa’s creative, expressive personality. Overall, they feel like a modern, very online version of Lisa: passionate, dramatic in a sincere way, tired but still caring a lot.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about solo media consumption, late-night watching, and feeling drained by socializing rather than energized, e.g. “funny how i’ve lost all energy to talk to anyone or be active online” and “What should I do I can't sleep”, which suggests an inward focus. Their fandom interests and emotional reactions show Intuition (N): they’re absorbed in narratives, symbolism, and character arcs rather than concrete facts, like “// uu spoilers “well, it's probably because that's all i have” … OKAY WHATEVER BRO” and constant references to story-heavy content (Parrot, theo POV, justice duo). They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, expressing intense emotions and empathy: “☹️☹️☹️☹️ My heart is aching so much”, “justice duo im crying im crying 😭😭😭”, and “GUYS PLEASE PLEASE STAY SAFE!! #TrillionPesoMarch” focus on feelings and care for others over detached analysis. Their lifestyle and tweeting style suggest Perceiving (P): they often arrive late or miss things, and talk about chaos and struggling to lock in or organize, e.g. “wait flux's live already im 40 minutes late”, “#tired I've literally been fixing my room since this morning and it still looks like chaos.this is exactly the part I hate about moving out it never ends”, and “I actually need 2 #LOCKIN OMYGOD… ok i can do this”. Altogether, a highly emotional, fandom-driven inner world, concern for people, and somewhat unstructured day-to-day life fit INFP best.

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Riley | 21+ | any pronouns | part-time employee, full-time uu/Justice Duo enjoyer. Once missed a live by 40 mins and haven’t recovered since.– @calscadey

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The Blue curaçao matches their unsure relationship with blue aesthetics and late-night fandom spirals, echoing “idk if i like blue” and the endless UU color grading. A sharp calamansi vodka sour mix captures their Filipino vibes and exhausted ranting energy from “#superpagod i feel like my back is about TO BREAK WHAT THE HELL THIS IS INSANE” and “I HATE MY JOB”. Soft lychee jelly cubes are for their tender, emotional side whenever Justice Duo or Theo wrecks them, like “justice duo im crying im crying 😭😭😭” and “this is so beautiful im crying i love them so much”. Hyper energy drink ice spheres reference staying up for streams and edits, from “it's 2 am for me ” to “i've been switching pov 😭”. Finally, an edible silver glitter mist celebrates their multifandom, artist brain chaos and the dramatic meltdowns like “IMSICK IMSICK SOMEONESHOOT ME” and “uutt gotta be a social experiment”, making the drink look as feral as their timeline feels.

Your Hogwarts House
Riley shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, emotional investment, and steady kindness. They’re deeply devoted to their interests and creators, constantly supporting the Unstable/Uutt crew and especially Theobald/justice duo, e.g. “justice duo you make me sick oh my god” and “the amount of justice duo edits im consuming rn (im not okay)”, which reflects the classic Hufflepuff ride-or-die attachment. They also consistently look out for others’ wellbeing, like “good morning world! stay safe and warm oomfies” and especially their civic-minded concern in “GUYS PLEASE PLEASE STAY SAFE!! #TrillionPesoMarch”. Even when exhausted or overwhelmed by work and moving, they push through and keep engaging, as seen in “#tired I've literally been fixing my room since this morning and it still looks like chaos… it never ends” and “#superpagod i feel like my back is about TO BREAK WHAT THE HELL THIS IS INSANE”, which shows perseverance rather than giving up. Their timeline feels less about ambition or intellect as primary drivers and more about attachment, emotional sincerity, and showing up for people and fandoms they care about—very Hufflepuff-coded.

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A song that fits them well is nothing else i could do by ella jane, which captures the feeling of being overwhelmed, dramatic, and deeply attached to fictional people and online life. Their timeline swings between emotional exhaustion and intense fandom highs, like when they say “i genuinely felt SICK after watching parrot's latest ep” and “justice duo you make me sick oh my god”, mirroring the song’s desperate, spiraling tone. They’re constantly riding waves of burnout and frustration—“funny how i’ve lost all energy to talk to anyone or be active online” and “I HATE MY JOB”—while still clinging to the things and people they care about. The song’s theme of feeling like you’re doing too much and not enough at the same time matches their posts about being tired, overworked, but still locked into streams and uploads, like “i always miss everything i sometimes hate being employed bro” and “i actually need 2 #LOCKIN OMYGOD … ok i can do this”. Their mix of melodrama, humor, and genuine aching—seen in tweets like “☹️☹️☹️☹️ My heart is aching so much”—aligns closely with the emotional arc of the song.

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