Strengths and Weaknesses

Strengths:

• Devoted creator: Consistently writes and returns to long-running projects like Always, Forever and The Comfort of a Laugh Track, updating and revising over several years, as seen in tweets like “Always, Forever ch 11 wip after so so long #lucanort #nortluca we are so back”.
• Emotionally honest: Openly shares grief, frustration, and joy, such as dedicating a chapter to a deceased friend in “will post chapter 11 of always forever this week, I’ve dedicated it to my best friend who passed away recently”.
• Creative storyteller: Generates vivid, high-concept fic ideas (e.g., grief-centric AUs, psychological setups), like the suicide hotline Dottochi AU in “#dottochi but it’s suicide hotline operator broke college kid dottore and existential crisis Childe who doesn’t care if he lives or dies”.
• Self-reflective: Regularly critiques their own work and plans revisions, evident in “after looking over the draft for “always forever” I realized that I need to change. ALOT of things . Which means more chapters & more angst”.
• Supportive fan: Shows appreciation for other creators and fandom communities, like celebrating ongoing Lucanort artists in “How so very wonderful it is to see all the lucanort/Nortluca artists that I love so dearly still posting and making art of them”.

Weaknesses:

• Self-deprecating: Frequently puts themself down or jokes about hating their writing or life, such as “i might be going insane I can’t write for shit rn man I’m going to bite the next person I see in my view”.
• Harsh language: Often uses violent or extreme phrasing for emphasis, like “I am 18. Ending my life .” and “I’m going to kill t0ji”, which can be off-putting or alarming.
• Inconsistent updates: Openly struggles with long gaps between fic chapters, acknowledging multi-year pauses in works like Always, Forever, as in “2 year anniv of “Always, Forever” in 3 days and it’s not finished BYEEEE!!!”.
• Comment anxiety: Expresses strong discomfort responding to feedback, which can hinder interaction with readers, shown in “god why am I so awful at responding to fic comments I’m going to cry I feel like a cringe lord…. How the hell does one say thanks without sounding lame”.
• Perfectionist pressure: Places high pressure on stories to be ‘peak’ or fully planned, leading to blocks and scrapped material, like deleting a 3k-word continuation in “Originally, it was supposed to have a second chapter , but it ruined the purpose of the story so I deleted it lol”.

Your Simpsons character

Lisa Simpson

They’re most like Lisa Simpson: creative, intense about their interests, and prone to overthinking their own work. They’re deeply invested in writing and art, constantly revising and planning big emotional projects like their long-running fic Always, Forever, saying things like “after looking over the draft for ‘always forever’ I realized that I need to change. ALOT of things . Which means more chapters & more angst for good reason ,, I can’t wait to go back and revise everything when I complete the story”. Like Lisa, they fixate on niche fandoms and ships with a kind of nerdy sincerity and intensity, e.g. “How so very wonderful it is to see all the lucanort/Nortluca artists that I love so dearly still posting and making art of them” and “there is something abt dottochi that is too good to be real”. They can also be self-critical and dramatic about their own growth and age, echoing Lisa’s existential spirals, as in “Breh i wrote my nortluca/Lucanort fics when I was 15 and now I’m 18 🙁 I’m ending my life”. At the same time, they use humor and exaggerated morbidity to cope with grief and stress, such as “you’d think writing a fic centered mainly around grief would be easier after experiencing the most gut wrenching heart soul crushing shit irl but I guess NOT!!!!!”, which fits Lisa’s blend of sensitivity, intellect, and emotional turbulence.

Your MBTI personality Type

INFP

They lean Introvert (I): their timeline centers on solitary, imaginative activities like writing fic and gaming rather than social events, and they often joke about isolation and lack of mutuals, e.g. “i wish I had mutuals 😂😂😂😂 hello anyone,,, can anyone hear me……”, plus they describe biting the next person they see when blocked, “i might be going insane I can’t write for shit rn man I’m going to bite the next person I see in my view”, which reads as inwardly focused frustration rather than social venting. They are clearly Intuitive (N): they constantly generate AUs and high-concept premises with emotional/psychological hooks rather than concrete daily-life details, like “#ZhongChi au where childe , zhongli , and guizhong are friends then Guizhong dies and zhongli tells childe “it should’ve been you”” and “#dottochi but it’s suicide hotline operator broke college kid dottore and existential crisis Childe who doesn’t care if he lives or dies”. Their tone and priorities show Feeling (F): they’re intensely attuned to grief, love, and emotional impact—writing grief-heavy stories to cope, “you’d think writing a fic centered mainly around grief would be easier after experiencing the most gut wrenching heart soul crushing shit irl but I guess NOT!!!!!”, dedicating a chapter to a late best friend, “I’ve dedicated it to my best friend who passed away recently he loved this story so much and I wish he could see it finished”, and worrying about sounding “cringe” when replying to comments, “god why am I so awful at responding to fic comments… How the hell does one say thanks without sounding lame”. Finally, they read as more Perceiving (P) than J: they chronically struggle to finish and update long projects, re-plan mid-draft, and accept a somewhat chaotic process, e.g. “after looking over the draft for “always forever” I realized that I need to change. ALOT of things . Which means more chapters & more angst” and “4th chapter soon but not very soon just soon. Cause like…. I have it written but I need to heavily edit and fix it 😕 … it was originally 10k but I cut it in half”. Even when they set resolutions, like “2026 resolution is to either complete or be halfway done with always, forever mark my words”, the broader pattern is flexible, inspiration-driven work rather than rigid structure. This mix of inward focus, heavy use of metaphorical/emotional AUs, strong value-driven reactions, and loose, exploratory planning fits INFP best.

Some pickup lines for you

• So… if ‘Always, Forever’ is the lucanort odyssey, can I be the annoying little side character you accidentally fall in love with somewhere around chapter 12?
• You said top gun ZhongChi AU would end in death if you wrote it, so maybe let me write us instead—promise I’ll give us a disgusting, sappy happy ending with minimal trauma and only tasteful angst.
• You’re out here calling other people’s 200k fics AI-coded, but you’ve been consistently feeding us lucanort, zhongchi, dottochi AND dottolone since 2022… that’s not artificial intelligence, that’s Actual Ideal partner energy.
• Low-key scared to ask, but… if Teucer can die for your narrative needs, would you at least let me live long enough to read the final chapter of ‘Always, Forever’ next to you on some sad rainy Sunday you hate so much?
• You graduated, you survived writers block, and you still came back to drop ‘The Comfort of a Laugh Track’ after three years—be so real, isn’t the next logical step dating someone who hypes every update like it’s a limited-time Genshin banner?

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20 • fic gremlin behind ‘Always, Forever’ & assorted Genshin/IDV angst. Once wrote something so sad I cried at my own reread.– @can1emajor

Your signature cocktail

Always, Forever: Nortluca Negroni (Dottochi Edition)

This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged, just like someone who says “I hate sundays why the hell do they exist oh my god it’s literally the worst fuckinh day to exist I hate them so much they’re so dumb and lame and should die LOL!!!”, so the overproof dark rum stands in for that chaotic, 18+ gremlin energy. The bitter red aperitivo is the permanent undercurrent of angst and grief in their writing, from dreaming up fics where Teucer dies “I have so many plans for this fic but it’s gonna be awhile… this is the lucanort odyssey (quite literally)” to promising that “no one will be happy,.. NOT when I’m around 😁🙌🙌🙌” in this sneak peek. Sweet vermouth infused with cold-brew coffee represents all-nighter fic sessions and the long, slow-burn dedication to projects like Always, Forever, which they keep returning to with tweets like “Always, Forever ch 11 wip after so so long #lucanort #nortluca we are so back”. Black cherry syrup adds the romantic, shippy sweetness that runs through their #zhongchi, #lucanort, and #dottochi obsessions, from gleeful shipposting like “CHILDE AND DOTTORE , DOTTOCHI IF U WILL” to celebratory fic drops such as “hello world chapter 5 of 'The Comfort of a Laugh Track' just dropped”. Finally, a dash of saline solution nods to the tears behind the jokes—the friend they lost and honored with “I’ve dedicated it to my best friend who passed away recently he loved this story so much and I wish he could see it finished”—balancing the drink the way they balance crackfic humor with gut-punch emotionality.

Your Hogwarts House

Ravenclaw

Their core identity is built around writing, ideas, and craft more than anything else, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. They constantly analyze their own work and process, like when they reflect on structure and revision in “after looking over the draft for 'always forever' I realized that I need to change. ALOT of things . Which means more chapters & more angst for good reason ,, I can’t wait to go back and revise everything when I complete the story” and when they critique another fic’s style as feeling "so ai" because of its repetitive dialogue and paragraph structure in “it feels so ai like the dialogue the way they structure their paragraphs it just feels so tacky … not to mention it’s 200k words and every chapter reads the same”. Their tweets show a love of complex, conceptual AUs and themes (like grief, death, and existentialism) rather than just vibes, for instance the suicide hotline/psych paper AU in “#dottochi but it’s suicide hotline operator broke college kid dottore and existential crisis Childe… dottore uses childe as an experiment for his psych paper… shit goes to HELL !!” and the sentient puppet breakdown concept in “#eisara #sarabaal au where the shogun puppet is sentient & learns how to be human & love through sara ,, & as the years pass, the shogun kind of begins to break Down/crack like porcelain while Sara has to endure it”. They show long-term intellectual commitment and planning (e.g., multi-year, heavily outlined projects) in “I have so many plans for this fic but it’s gonna be awhile until I actually finish it …. Aiming for 20k+ words & only at 7k so far… this is the lucanort odyssey (quite literally)” and “abt over a year ago I started and drafted a story… enemies to lovers thatll span to 100k words & I have no idea if I should finish it or not”. Even their casual media takes are analytical and comparative, like likening Victor Frankenstein to Dottore in “Victor Frankenstein reminds me so much of Dottore I’m sick!!!!” and using bleak literary/atmospheric references such as Goodnight Punpun and Top Gun AUs in “goodnight punpun but make it #zhongchi” and “top gun #zhongchi au WHEN. I can’t write shit like that, cause if I did one of them is going to end up dying”. Altogether, this consistent pattern of meta-analysis, thematic depth, and elaborate story architecture points most strongly to Ravenclaw over the other houses.

Your movie

Your song

Gives You Hell - The All-American Rejects

A song that’s half feral, half vulnerable like “Gives You Hell” fits them well: they oscillate between unhinged, funny rage and genuine heartbreak. Their tweets are full of gleeful dramatics, like “I hate sundays why the hell do they exist oh my god it’s literally the worst fuckinh day to exist I hate them so much they’re so dumb and lame and should die LOL!!!” and “I want to eat blade, kafka, and svarog pussy so bad”, which mirror the song’s petty, loud catharsis. At the same time, they channel deep grief and angst into their writing, as seen in ideas like “fic with Teucer’s POV of slowly watching Ajax succumb to a terminal illness” and “you’d think writing a fic centered mainly around grief would be easier after experiencing the most gut wrenching heart soul crushing shit irl but I guess NOT!!!!!”. The song’s theme of defiant survival in the aftermath of pain matches their tendency to turn loss and suffering into long, angsty fics like Always, Forever, which they still push through despite years of struggle: “I always think abt my ‘Always, Forever’ fic and wonder when I’ll finally finish it… like I got all the chapters planned out & everything”. Overall, they have the same biting, theatrical energy and stubborn emotional core that define Gives You Hell.

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