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Your Simpsons character
The user's repetitive phrase "Good thing I luv this song" works like Homer's iconic catch‑phrase “Mmm…”, a simple, enthusiastic mantra that appears in almost every post. Their constant focus on food – "Cheating on my diet with a happy meal", "I’m about to eat 50 mangos", and multiple cake‑related posts – mirrors Homer's well‑known love of donuts, burgers and anything edible. Random, clueless observations such as "why is he 3 monsters tall" and "mind if a filopanese speak a lil viet" capture Homer's habit of saying bizarre things without much thought. The dramatic tear‑filled tweet ("😭… I'm not eating for months") reflects the occasional emotional breakdown that Homer experiences in the show. Finally, the contradictory mentions of a wife ("Stfu my wife sent me a video") and claiming to be "single and fat" echo Homer's occasional forgetfulness about his family and his self‑deprecating humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong Extraverted Sensing, constantly sharing vivid, sensory moments like "I’m about to eat 50 mangos [picture]" and repeatedly posting "Good thing I luv this song [picture]" to engage followers. Their focus on concrete details and present experiences (e.g., "Cheating on my diet with a happy meal" and "1 am baked an insane SpongeBob cake") points to Sensing over Intuition. Emotional, feeling‑driven language such as "Guys don’t do this?😭" and "I’m not eating for months😭" indicates a Feeling preference. The stream of spontaneous, unstructured posts and repeated catch‑phrases (e.g., many identical "Good thing I luv this song" tweets) reflect a Perceiving, flexible style rather than a planned Judging approach.

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Photo nerd, meme curator & snack adventurer. Once ate 50 mangoes in a day. 25, loves music, sushi & Filipino vibes. #LifeInPixels– @cancerbf

Your signature cocktail
This drink mirrors the chaotic, meme‑filled vibe of @cancerbf. The dark rum’s depth reflects the self‑deprecating "I’m single and fat" tweet, while pineapple juice honors the "the actual national anthem for filipinos" post. Coffee liqueur nods to the "coffee dates" tweet, and a splash of cola captures the obsessive "Good thing I luv this song" mantra that repeats across the timeline. A dash of hot sauce adds the absurdity of "why is he 3 monsters tall", giving the cocktail a surprising kick. Together, the flavors swirl like the user’s endless stream of pictures and jokes, making it a perfect representation of their unpredictable, bright‑but‑bitter personality.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets repeatedly highlight personal desires, self‑indulgence and a focus on gaining advantage, which align with Slytherin’s ambition and resourcefulness. For example, they post "Cheating on my diet with a happy meal ^ ^" and "I'm about to eat 50 mangos", showing a willingness to pursue personal gratification. They also ask "How to unlock the 25th hour of the day" and say "Need a new gym bro", reflecting a drive to improve their own situation. Their repeated mantra "Good thing I luv this song" and the emphasis on acquiring things ("I'll buy a labubu today", "1 like and I buy gorilla couch") illustrate a self‑focused, goal‑oriented mindset typical of Slytherins. While moments of vulnerability appear, the overall pattern is one of self‑serving ambition rather than bravery, loyalty, or scholarly curiosity.

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The user’s bio 'mentally the illest' and tweets like 'guys this is my hg not my gf im single and fat' and 'only gets invited to friendsgiving to cook' convey a sense of alienation and low self‑esteem. The repeated refrain 'Good thing I luv this song' suggests they cling to a particular track that mirrors their feelings. Radiohead’s 'Creep' captures exactly that outsider perspective with lines such as 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?' and the melancholic tone aligns with their expressions of depression ('im not eating for months' and endless crying). The song’s theme of feeling unworthy and not belonging matches the user’s self‑deprecating posts, making it the most fitting anthem for their timeline.

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