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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically the version of her that is hyper self-critical, lonely, and painfully aware of how different she feels from everyone else. Like Lisa, this user is very introspective and constantly measuring their worth, obsessing over numbers and goals such as “Bmi 17 makes me want to kill myself”, “WEIGHED MYSELF AND I’M 89.1 I LOVE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE !!! IM SO HAPPY”, and “Ugw : bmi 14.5/ 75lbs”. Lisa often ties her value to performance and external validation; similarly, this user worries intensely about attention and approval, as seen in “WHY DO I KEEP LOSING FOLLOWERS COME BACKKK T__T” and “Y do my bodychecks never get likes D : ?”. There is also a strong undercurrent of depression and self-harm ideation—“I dont want to be alive by next month”, “Should i carve emoticons into my wrists”, and “Wish i had my blades on me i wanna cut at school . . .”—which mirrors Lisa’s darkest episodes where her intelligence and sensitivity make her feel overwhelmed by the world. Finally, the complicated dynamic with parents and doctors—“My mom forced me 2 eat again 😒😒😒” and ““You’re back at a normal weight!” The weights in my pockets:”—parallels Lisa’s frequent struggles with authority and being misunderstood by adults, reinforcing the comparison.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): while they mention people and events, the focus is intensely on their inner world, body image, and mood rather than shared experiences with others, like in “What weight will i be loved at 🤔🤔🤔” and “I dont want to be alive by next month”. Their attention to symbolic meaning and future ideals over concrete facts suggests Intuition (N), shown in questions about worth and love rather than practical health, such as “I’ll be happy once im at my ugw right ” and the poetic self-description “i’m a shard of ur favorite record, held at ur throat x__X”. They clearly prioritize Feeling (F) over logic: decisions are driven by emotions and relationships, like “I hate how i want to recover for him KILL MEEEEEE” and worth being tied to appearance and love in “What weight will i be loved at 🤔🤔🤔”. Their life appears unstructured and reactive, pointing to Perceiving (P): they swing between fasts and binges (“Cant stop binging why am i like this”, “100h fast starts now”) and frequently change plans in the moment, such as “Fuckkkkk me and irl r getting tacos after getting hair dye”. Altogether, the emotionally intense, idealistic, self-reflective, and somewhat chaotic way they express themselves aligns best with INFP.

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Scene kid, 16, he/him. Survived a teacher saying I look “healthier” and a 100h fast in the same week. Trying to pass math & not miss the bus.– @candicorruption

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The Scene Kid Cigarette Crush mixes bubblegum sweetness and self-destructive chaos, just like their bio and rainbow emo vibe with cigs and blades: “Scene, 16 , ana Ugw : bmi 14.5/ 75lbs ᯓ★ 💎✶” and “I smell like cigarettes and my mom is about to pick me up ”. Cotton candy–infused vodka captures their candy-core handle and name, as well as their playful, childlike aesthetic: “EVERYONE FRIEND ME ON SPACEHEY … ”. Sour apple liqueur represents the sharp self-loathing and bitter body image running through tweets like “I hate my body” and “Im fat and single i need to die im serious”. An espresso shot channels their wired, fasting, sleep-deprived grind and manic goals: “100h fast starts now” and “I just wanna live fast,party hard,make money,b a star !!! x__o”. Blackberry syrup adds a dark, bruised sweetness for the self-harm and suicidal ideation under the neon persona, like “Should i carve emoticons into my wrists” and “I dont want to be alive by next month”. Finally, a splash of soda with a popping candy rim mirrors their noisy, attention-seeking edtwt/scene presence and follower obsession, fizzing like “I wanna be edtwt famous . . .” and “WHY DO I KEEP LOSING FOLLOWERS COME BACKKK T__T”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their traits point most strongly toward Slytherin, especially ambition, image-consciousness, and strategic self‑presentation. They openly talk about wanting clout and status on edtwt, e.g. “I wanna be edtwt famous . . .”, which shows a strong drive for recognition and social standing. They carefully curate their body and online persona to fit a desired aesthetic and goal, as seen in “Buying extra skinny jeans to make myself lose weight in FAT FUCKING THIGHS” and “Completely updated my profile dont 4get me …”. There’s also a willingness to bend rules and deceive authority when it serves their aims, like “Lying out of my ass rn” and “'You’re back at a normal weight!' The weights in my pockets:”. Even their slogan‑like post “I just wanna live fast,party hard,make money,b a star !!! x__o” reflects classic Slytherin hunger for a bigger, more glamorous life, reinforcing ambition and self‑driven goals over the quieter values of other houses.

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A song that best suits @candicorruption is I’m Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance. Their profile mixes scene/emo aesthetics and dark humor with genuine distress, like calling themselves “Scene, 16 , ana” and saying “Live fast,die young xDD”, which mirrors the song’s dramatic, self-destructive tone. They repeatedly talk about hating their body and tying worth to weight, such as “LET ME BE UNDER 90 POUNDS AGAIN IM GOING INSANE” and “What weight will i be loved at 🤔🤔🤔”, echoing the track’s themes of insecurity and feeling fundamentally not okay. The blend of suicidal ideation and flippant phrasing in tweets like “I dont want to be alive by next month” and “Forgot my lighter i need to kill myself” fits the song’s mix of raw pain and theatrical angst. Even their desire for attention and validation on edtwt, like “I wanna be edtwt famous . . .”, matches the song’s underlying plea to be seen and understood beneath all the chaos.

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