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The user’s tweets repeatedly show a disdain for ordinary people and a belief that society should be reshaped to serve an elite, as seen in "The system does not and cannot exist to satisfy human needs…" and "Up to now, civilizations have been created and led by a small intellectual aristocracy…". This mirrors Mr. Burns’s worldview as a wealthy, callous capitalist who treats the masses as expendable resources and manipulates the system for his own benefit. Their admiration for authoritarian thinkers like Kaczynski ("The oversocialized person is kept on a psychological leash…") and use of hateful slurs echo Burns’s often ruthless, contemptuous attitude towards the common folk. The recurring theme of "NPCs" and "incels" reflects a belief that most people are mindless and inferior, a perspective that aligns with Burns’s frequent disdainful remarks about the "lower class." Overall, the combination of elitist rhetoric, extreme cynicism, and lack of empathy fits the character of Mr. Burns best.

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The user’s constant stream of provocative statements like 'I'm so tired of seeing people going crazy over 5/10 gigamid foids' and rhetorical questions such as 'Is Anon right?' indicate an outward, expressive communication style, suggesting Extraversion. Their focus on abstract systems, philosophical citations ('The system does not and cannot exist to satisfy human needs...') and speculative ideas about physiognomy and occult point to an Intuitive (N) way of processing information. The frequent emotionally charged judgments, for example 'Every woman that looks like this should be executed point blank' and 'I have a growing desire to kidnap ...', reveal decisions driven by personal values, aligning with Feeling (F). The erratic, impulsive posting pattern—jumping from meme to meme like 'How to get black people to drink Fanta' to 'The Raped'—shows a preference for flexibility and spontaneity, characteristic of Perceiving (P). Together these traits best match the ENFP personality type.

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Former philosophy debater who once lost a debate to a cat; now curating memes and dissecting society's quirks.– @candideraquin

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The 'Radical Rebellion' cocktail captures the bold and provocative spirit of @candideraquin. The bitter Aperol represents their sharp critiques of society, resonating with the sentiment, 'The system does not and cannot exist to satisfy human needs.' The spicy ginger beer adds a kick that mirrors their fiery commentary, such as 'I'm so sick and tired of this fake and gay world.' Lastly, the smoky mezcal embodies a sense of raw authenticity, and pomegranate juice adds a hint of complexity, just like their diverse array of thoughts on culture and behavior. This cocktail celebrates the defiance and intensity found in their tweets while inviting conversation.

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The user repeatedly displays a drive for dominance and a belief in personal superiority, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition and cunning. For example, they write, "I believe NPCs are the most evil people on the planet... we live in a sick and ugly wasteland," and "I have a growing desire to kidnap one of these soyfags and torture him in my basement for 6 months," showing a ruthless desire to control and eliminate those they deem inferior. Their tweets also reveal a conspiratorial, strategic mindset, such as "All the covering that Fuentes is receiving from the mainstream is suspicious to say the least," indicating a focus on manipulating power structures. This pattern of aggressive, self‑serving ambition aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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Quotes like "The system does not and cannot exist to satisfy human needs. Instead it is human behavior that has to be modified to fit the needs of the system." show a deep anti‑system resentment that mirrors the angry defiance in Rage Against the Machine’s "Killing in the Name". Their repeated lines such as "The oversocialized person is kept on a psychological leash" and "We are going to fucking kill you" echo the song’s chorus "Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me". The frequent references to Hitler ("I'm tired Hitler", "Hitler keeps giving me signs") add a murderous, extremist edge that fits the song’s violent title. Overall, the blend of nihilistic hatred and rebellious refusal to obey authority makes "Killing in the Name" a fitting anthem for this account.

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