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They line up most closely with Lisa Simpson: opinionated, political, and introspective but also extremely online and dorky about their interests. Like Lisa, they show strong moral and political stances, e.g. calling out systemic issues and racism in tweets like “Racism especially against black people is much MUCH deeper rooted than people think” and criticizing the U.S. with “Reminder that you do not hate America enough”. They’re nerdy and passionate about specific media and games—Marvel, Metal Gear, Zelda, ULTRAKILL—and tweet in a very earnest, slightly dramatic way, as seen in “Dire reminder for everyone to play Breath of the Wild” and “Had a 9 game loss streak 2 days ago and i made it up today by going up to plat finally, soloq tank is not for the weak help me god”. They’re self-reflective about gender and identity, similar to Lisa’s ongoing search for self, shown in tweets like “As much as i have issues with my internalized transphobia, i know that this will always ground me. Theres absolutely nothing straight going on with me 😭” and “I remember last year wishing to feel more like a woman :P I guess it hasnt really changed nor have i put any effort to it”. And while they can be a bit cutting or sarcastic—like “Fucking bitchass capitalist” and “Shout out germans that speak english y'all sound dumb as shit”—the underlying vibe is someone who cares a lot, feels things deeply, and wants the world (and their games) to be better, which is very Lisa-coded.

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They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with others, react to discourse, and openly share personal highs and lows, e.g. joking about coworkers being transphobic in “Coworkers being unreasonably transphobic WAS on my bingo card but im still disappointed :c” and openly celebrating teammates in “I love you teammates that actually comm and switch ❤️❤️”. Their interests and humor show strong Intuition (N)—they enjoy abstract/ideological topics and meta takes, like “Racism especially against black people is much MUCH deeper rooted than people think” and “Getting all hot and bothered by pondering the abstract qualities of reality”. They clearly value emotions, ethics, and identity over detached logic, indicating Feeling (F); for example, they react empathetically and morally to politics in “The fact that so many people feel like theyre voting for the lesser of two evils... is genuinely sad” and defend marginalized people in “it takes skill to look at a vulnerable minority and call them oppressors”. Their tweeting style is spontaneous, exploratory, and not very structured—swinging from gaming grinds to philosophical musings to shitposts—suggesting Perceiving (P), as in “Had a 9 game loss streak 2 days ago and i made it up today by going up to plat finally, soloq tank is not for the weak help me god” and the impulsive hype of “Im getting him immediately the millisecond he drops holy fuuckkkkkghghcikkk”. Putting this together—outwardly expressive, idea-driven, emotionally engaged, and spontaneous—the profile best matches ENFP.

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Trans she/they | Marvel Rivals tank enjoyer & ULTRAKILL struggler | Once ran RAM at 2133MHz for 2 years and wondered why everything felt cursed– @Candy4ppleRed

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This cocktail hits like a hard-carry tank in solo queue: strong, chaotic, but weirdly comforting, just like their ranked grind and lines like “solo tanked for 90% of my games yesterday at least im d3 now”. The overproof spiced rum channels their intense, sometimes feral energy in posts like “vengeance in spectors name vengeance in spectors name…”. Sour cherry liqueur brings a deep queer, slightly tart sweetness for the “gay bitch at heart” vibe and thirsty comments such as “Big juicy buff lesbian wasn't under my Christmas tree fuck this fucking Christmas eve dude”. The espresso is for late-night gaming and philosophical brainrot like “Getting all hot and bothered by pondering the abstract qualities of reality”. Cardamom-vanilla syrup nods to their cultural/identity depth and sharp takes on politics and racism, e.g. “Racism especially against black people is much MUCH deeper rooted than people think”. Finally, the tonic + grapefruit twist adds a bitter, electric fizz for their unapologetic, cutting humor toward bigots and weirdos, like “You literally dont know me or what ive been through in my life, so lets just mind our own fucking business?”.

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Their timeline shows a consistent pattern of outspoken courage and willingness to confront people directly, even when it invites backlash. They openly challenge bigotry and TERF rhetoric, e.g. replying to someone attacking them with: “You literally dont know me or what ive been through in my life, so lets just mind our own fucking business? Since you came out attacking me first, claiming that people like me oppress lesbians.” and calling out transphobic framings as: “this is the most terf take possible, it takes skill to look at a vulnerable minority and call them oppressors when they themselves are being oppressed and exploited”. Politically, they don’t shy away from strong stances, e.g. “Reminder that you do not hate America enough” and criticism of systemic racism: “Racism especially against black people is much MUCH deeper rooted than people think”, which shows a Gryffindor-like moral boldness. Their impulsive, intense emotional tone (“vengeance in spectors name” spam in “vengeance in spectors name vengeance in spectors name…” and the dramatic frustration in gaming posts like “soloq tank is not for the weak help me god”) fits Gryffindor’s fiery temperament more than the calculated edge of Slytherin. While they have flashes of wit and introspection (e.g. anxiety/guilt posts, philosophical joking in “Getting all hot and bothered by pondering the abstract qualities of reality”), their defining pattern is loud, values-driven bravery in the face of hostility—classic Gryffindor energy.

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A song that best fits them is “Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett, because it captures a loud, unapologetic attitude and a refusal to tone themselves down for anyone. They openly call themselves a “gay bitch at heart” in their bio and tweet things like “Shout out germans that speak english y'all sound dumb as shit” and “Fucking bitchass capitalist”, which shows they’re not interested in being polite for the sake of others’ comfort. The song’s defiance matches how they confront transphobia and TERFs, as in “You literally dont know me or what ive been through in my life, so lets just mind our own fucking business?” and “‘Privileged’ i have been/am a minority in almost every single category you can put me in 😭 also this is the most terf take possible”. At the same time, their softer tweets about insecurity and identity, like “As much as i have issues with my internalized transphobia, i know that this will always ground me.”, echo the song’s undercurrent of vulnerability beneath the bravado. Overall it fits a trans, queer, politically sharp gamer who refuses to be palatable, even when it costs them social comfort.

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