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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, provocative, and forever toeing the line between edgy humor and real distress. Like Bart, they lean into being a troublemaker and perv on purpose, bragging about things like “i got a dude to send me nudes so i can laugh at his ugly ass dick pics ... GOD I LOVE BEING AN WHORE” and “OH MAN i love being a perv ,,, life is amazing”. Their fixation on taboo and shock value — talking about incest doll plotlines and asking “is it problematic to make up fictional sex trafficking terms for a fictional story's world building?/genq” — fits Bart’s impulse to push buttons and offend adults. At the same time, there’s visible emotional turmoil and suicidal ideation, like “I AM SO COOKED I AM SO COOKED I WILL KMS I AM SO COOKED” and “i should have killed myself when i got a chance...”, echoing Bart’s underlying vulnerability beneath the prankster persona. Their complicated but affectionate relationship with their mom — for example, “I made mom watch yaoi with me because I was upset and was having urges to self harm… now I feel happy ^ ^ I love my mom” — also parallels Bart’s messy but deep bond with Marge. Overall, the blend of horny chaos, dark humor, attention-seeking, and genuine pain lines up more with Bart than with any of the more stable or earnest Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly seek interaction and validation from others, e.g. asking for DMs and flirting: “like genuinely pls im so lonely pls dm me”, “flirt with me , freaks”, and openly sharing very personal thoughts with a large audience rather than keeping things private. Their interests and expression point to Intuition (N): they are drawn to fiction, worldbuilding and conceptual themes like sex trafficking terms in a story (“is it problematic to make up fictional sex trafficking terms for a fictional story's world building?”), elaborate yaoi plots in purgatory (“yaoi comic ... about to men in purgatory and they have to fight demons with this nun chick to repent”), and introspective musings about emotions and pain (“honestly i'm starting to think i can't feel emotional discomfort”). They fit Feeling (F) more than Thinking because their decisions and reactions are driven by emotional states and relationships—self-harm urges, loneliness, fear of being hated or abandoned: “was having a good day until open twitter and now i feel like everyone hates me” and “the thought of others being repulsed by me is a genuine fear”—rather than structured logic or argumentation. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: their life appears spontaneous and unstructured (lying about homework then impulsively deciding to do it: “imma do homework since I lied to mom that I got it done when I didn’t”), frequently changing usernames and plans (“im changing my name since my mom found my acc”, “went priv bc im tired of ppl hating !1!1!”), and following urges in the moment (“im taking a break from twt BYE”). Altogether, the pattern of intense online sociability, imaginative and taboo-heavy fantasy, emotionally driven behavior, and lack of structured planning is most consistent with ENFP.

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Vocaloid nerd, eroge enthusiast & aspiring writer. Once made my mom watch yaoi to cheer me up—and it worked.– @candy_cigzz

Your signature cocktail
The high-proof cinnamon whiskey is for how intense and chaotic they are about sex, gore, and taboo stuff, from “OH MAN i love being a perv ,,, life is amazing” to “funfact: the first eroge was an loli game !!”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the mix of romance/yaoi obsession and bitterness, like “this is peak yaoi imma write a slow burn fanfic and its a teachers au” contrasted with “i should have killed myself when i got a chance... now im stuck in this dystopian hell hole”. The sugar-free energy drink is their wired, slightly self-destructive grind, echoing “truth of drinking monster: >drinks the drink >cuts myself with the can” and their late-night chaos. A dash of saline solution (or just a tiny pinch of salt) stands in for the tears, scars, and self-harm urges in “like i know i get hurt by accidents almost every few days...” and “hey chat ,,, should i gag myself and make me throw up... i need to feel any type of physical discomfort tbh”. Finally, the cotton-candy soda/syrup is the sugary, manic persona of a horny himejoshi, flirting and demanding attention in “flirt with me , freaks” and “i need a hit tweet”, giving the whole drink a deceptively cute finish over something very dark and strong.

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A well-suited song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a morbid, hyper-self-aware teenage edge and fascination with sex and death that runs through their posts. They talk openly about self-harm urges and suicidal ideation, like “I AM SO COOKED I AM SO COOKED I WILL KMS I AM SO COOKED” and “i should have killed myself when i got a chance... now im stuck in this dystopian hell hole”, which mirrors the song’s death-obsessed, nihilistic teen themes. Their performative perversion and himejoshi persona — for example “OH MAN i love being a perv ,,, life is amazing” and the bio full of eroge and shotacon references — fit the song’s mix of sexual bravado and underlying emptiness. They also show loneliness and a craving for validation, like “like genuinely pls im so lonely pls dm me” and “every one loves me (they don't) EVERYONE LOVES ME”, echoing the song’s tension between wanting to feel special and feeling fundamentally broken. Overall, Teen Idle matches their blend of shock humor, erotic fixation, depressive ideation, and self-conscious teenage melodrama.

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