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Your Simpsons character
They line up most closely with Lisa Simpson: creative, emotionally open, and a little anxious about purpose and recognition. Like Lisa pouring herself into sax and school projects, this user is deeply invested in their art and validation, saying “Damn bro nobody gaf about my art on here anymore” and “Gamers I posted art pls hype it up”. They’re principled and politically aware in a Lisa-like way, as shown by “I voted today I hope you guys voted too 💙”. Their tendency to feel restless or useless without work mirrors Lisa’s need to stay busy and accomplished, expressed in “I also get really bored and sad when I don’t have commissions to do tho I feel so useless when I have no work”. Finally, the mix of niche interests (Monster High, dolls, furry art), introspection, and earnest outreach to others reflects Lisa’s blend of nerdy passion and desire for connection.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted than extroverted: their social world centers on their boyfriend, close friends, and online art clients rather than big social scenes, and they often talk about low‑key, homey activities like playing games or dealing with health/family stress instead of high-energy gatherings, e.g. being away on vacation with their boyfriend’s family (“Sorry I haven’t been posting very much lately I’ve been away from home with my boyfriend and his family on vacation!”). Their tweets are grounded in concrete sensory details—dolls, baked beans, bruises from a workout bike, specific games and collectibles—rather than abstract theorizing, such as worrying about a doll’s face screening and debating whether to buy it (“Her name is listed wrong but she’s here, do I do it gang? I really want her but I’m worried I’ll get one with a wonky face screening… should I wait till I can go in person?”). They clearly lead with feeling: emotional states and interpersonal validation are foregrounded, like feeling useless without commissions and hurt when art doesn’t get attention (“Damn bro nobody gaf about my art on here anymore”, “I also get really bored and sad when I don’t have commissions to do tho I feel so useless when I have no work”). Their lifestyle looks flexible and perceiving rather than highly structured: they repeatedly mention an empty commission queue and wanting something to do, deciding on the fly to run flash sales or ask what to eat, e.g. “I need more comms to work on or something.. none of my games I usually play are interesting rn :/” and spontaneous commission/sale announcements like “Guys my c0mm queue is empty!!!! Get one now I get art done very quickly 💕💕”. Taken together—quietly social, art‑driven, very feelings‑oriented, and loosely organized—they fit ISFP, the artistic, sensitive, go‑with‑the‑flow type.

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Candy • 24 • Austin-based furry & MH fanartist 🎨 VGen-verified, fast turnarounds. Once traded art for a rare Lagoona doll and would do it again.– @CandyCthulhu

Your signature cocktail
This Calico Kitty Queue-Tini is bright, colorful, and a little chaotic, just like a calico cat girl proudly declaring that “CALICO KITTY GIRLS ARE SO PEAK!!! I too am a calico kitty girl”. Peach vodka brings a flirty, playful kick that matches the way she bats her lashes at potential clients in “Ohhhh you wanna commission me so baddddd~~~~ my commission queue is emptyyyy and commissions are 20% of on Vgen~~~”. Lychee liqueur adds soft sweetness for her gentle, supportive side, like when she opens up about stress and family in “Sorry I have not been very active. My Father in law has been in the hospital... We don’t know what’s going to happen and everyone I know is very stressed”. Blue curaçao captures her Monster High / spooky-cute aesthetic and special interests, shimmering like the dolls and ghouls she adores in posts such as “Rochelle Goyle 🩷🩵 Mattel please put her in G3 she’s my favorite!!!”. The sparkling yuzu soda keeps the drink light and fizzy for her chatty, slightly overwhelmed energy as she juggles platforms and engagement like in “I see people on my TL saying they don’t get as much reach on 🦋 compared to here but I have kind of the opposite effect for me?”. Finally, the edible glitter cotton-candy sugar rim is pure con-critter sparkle and artist hustle, matching her hyped-up sales posts like “🎃 HALLOWEEN 20% DISCOUNT SALE UNTIL OCT 31 🎃 EVERYTHING IS ON SALE!!”, making this cocktail feel like a limited-time VGen flash sale in a glass.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline centers heavily around work ethic, reliability, and wanting to be of service to others, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly emphasize how much they enjoy working for clients and feel uneasy when they have no work, saying they are "really loving doing commissions" and that they "feel so useless when I have no work" (“I’m gonna be real guys I have been really loving doing commissions recently I am so happy drawing stuff for people I also get really bored and sad when I don’t have commissions to do tho I feel so useless when I have no work”). They show persistence and diligence in chasing goals like verification and sales, for example pushing for VGen verification and asking people to commission them there (“Trying to not be annoying but I am SO CLOSE to being verified on Vgen!! If I get one more c0mm on there before the 23rd I can get verified! Please consider c0mm ing me on Vgen 🫶 #vgen”) and running multiple sales and flash sales to keep working (“I am doing a FLASH SALE on my Vgen!! Most of my normal c0mmissi0ns are 20% off while my NSFW commissions art 10% off!”). There is also clear loyalty and care for loved ones: they step up to support their partner’s family during a medical crisis (“My Father in law has been in the hospital since basically all of June so I have been very busy helping out my partner and his family.”) and enthusiastically promote their boyfriend’s Overwatch stream and team performance (“Hey guys, my boyfriend is going to be competing on his overwatch collegiate team for the first time today and he’s going to be streaming his matches in about 30 min!! If you can watch he would really appreciate it!!”). While there is some ambition in growing their art business and platform, it’s consistently framed around wanting to do more work, support others, and be dependable, which aligns far more with Hufflepuff’s hardworking, loyal, and service-oriented nature than with the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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A song that fits @CandyCthulhu well is Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper, because it captures a playful, colorful, and slightly chaotic girlhood energy that runs through their timeline. They’re very bubbly and expressive about their interests and aesthetics, like declaring that “CALICO KITTY GIRLS ARE SO PEAK!!! I too am a calico kitty girl”, which mirrors the song’s celebration of fun, self-expression, and femininity. The way they hype up their art and sales, such as “Ohhhh you wanna commission me so baddddd~~~~ my commission queue is emptyyyy and commissions are 20% of on Vgen~~~”, shows a flirty, lighthearted confidence similar to the song’s tone. Even when they’re venting about life or feeling underappreciated, like “Damn bro nobody gaf about my art on here anymore”, they still come across as resilient and spirited, which matches the song’s underlying message of wanting joy and autonomy despite frustrations. Their mix of gaming, Monster High, furry art, and everyday life posts, such as “I’m gonna be real guys I have been really loving doing commissions recently I am so happy drawing stuff for people”, paints a picture of someone who just wants to live loudly, creatively, and have fun—exactly what the song is about.

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