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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Confident: She repeatedly posts bold claims like 'Love myself more than you can ever love anyone' and 'You’re mad I know how to argue back,' showing a strong, self-assured voice.
- Loyal: The simple, affectionate '🥰i love my man 🥰' signals someone who publicly and warmly defends and values her partner.
- Direct: Lines such as 'You’re not entitled to respect when you use your trauma to treat people like shit😚' show she speaks plainly and confronts behavior head-on.
- Assertive: Her boundary-setting 'minors do not interact' and 'If you friendly don’t hit my line' indicate she enforces rules and expectations without apology.
- Playful: Tweets like 'Why are we hitting a bong in the library at 10:37 am sharp ?' reveal a mischievous, fun-loving streak that enjoys theatrical moments.
Weaknesses:
- Combative: She boasts about making people cry ('You’re mad I know how to argue back and had you in tears.'), which suggests she can escalate conflicts rather than de-escalate them.
- Judgmental: Her blunt put-downs like 'You’re a nobody to people who actually make a change for a better' show a tendency to write people off rather than empathize.
- Provocative: 'Yes I’m fucking your ex cry about it' and other taunts indicate she sometimes seeks attention by stoking drama.
- Impulsive: The bong-in-the-library anecdote ('Why are we hitting a bong in the library at 10:37 am sharp ?') hints at spur-of-the-moment decisions that could backfire.
- Harshness: Her body-related jabs like 'worried about me when you have goiter neck is insane' show she can be cutting in ways that hurt.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the best match because Vanessa channels the same prankish, rebellious, and attention-seeking energy: both taunt peers publicly, enjoy stirring trouble, and embrace a bratty confidence. Her line 'Why are we hitting a bong in the library at 10:37 am sharp ?' reads like a Bart-esque stunt, and her delight in winning arguments ('had you in tears') mirrors Bart’s pleasure in getting the last laugh. Both are more about living loud and unapologetic than playing by the rules.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
ESFP suits Vanessa: Extraverted because she broadcasts attention-grabbing moments and social victories ('You’re mad I know how to argue back and had you in tears.'), Sensing because she focuses on concrete, immediate situations like 'Why are we hitting a bong in the library at 10:37 am sharp ?', Feeling because her posts center on values, loyalties and moral judgments ('Love myself more than you can ever love anyone' and 'You’re not entitled to respect when you use your trauma...'), and Perceiving because she shows spontaneity and an improvisational approach to life and drama. Altogether, this explains her impulsive, dramatic, people-focused online presence.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the library at 10:37? Because you just made my heart skip study time and start a party.
- I must be your ex, because you already know how to make me rethink my whole life — care to show me the trick in person?
- They say 'love yourself first' but I’d let you try to teach me the rest — especially if it comes with that 'i love my man' energy.
- Call me a victim of your charm, because I didn't stand a chance when you walked in arguing circles around me.
- If being dramatic is wrong, I don’t want to be right — wanna be my partner in theatrical crime?
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Your new Twitter bio
Vanessa — 23 • Bi ✨ • loud, honest, and fiercely loyal. I call out fake trauma, stan my man, and prefer my tea served hot and unfiltered. Not here for pity or minors. DMs only if you bring receipts or respect.– @candygemsxoxo
Your signature cocktail
Candy Gem Smash
The 'Candy Gem Smash' mixes sweet and spicy — like Vanessa’s persona: sugary self-love ('Love myself more than you can ever love anyone') layered with a sharp bite that can sting ('worried about me when you have goiter neck is insane'). The vodka keeps it bold and straightforward for her blunt tweets, the lime brings zesty comeback energy, and the glitter matches the playful, attention-seeking visuals of her profile posts.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits Vanessa because she prizes self-preservation, ambition, and uses cunning social moves to protect her interests. She openly asserts that people aren’t 'entitled to respect when you use your trauma to treat people like shit😚', which is a moral calculus about who deserves her courtesy. Her willingness to call people out and even enjoy the upper hand — 'You’re mad I know how to argue back and had you in tears.' — shows the strategic, sometimes ruthless streak Slytherins are known for. She doesn’t apologize for prioritizing herself and her circle, which aligns with classic Slytherin pragmatism.
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bad guy - Billie Eilish
The sneering, playful menace of 'bad guy' echoes Vanessa’s tone: lines like 'Yes I’m fucking your ex cry about it' and 'You’re mad I know how to argue back' match the song’s attitude of enjoying the role of the provocateur. The track’s low-key swagger and refusal to apologize are a sonic sibling to her tweets that delight in being boldly disruptive.
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