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The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and very online. Their humor leans heavily into over-the-top frustration and dark exaggeration, like saying “se o juan morrer hoje eu saio na rua pra bater em idosos serio msm” and “se o aguiar morrer no ep de hoje eu vou sair na rua pra socar idosas de 80+”, which mirrors Bart’s cartoonishly violent threats that aren’t meant to be taken literally. They swear a lot and react impulsively to media, e.g. “FODASE A AUTOESCOLA VSFF #hexatombe” and “arminda fazendo o que todo mundo queria fazer com esse bicho vei #tresgraças”, showing a rebellious, anti-authority streak. At the same time, they’re passionate and emotionally invested in their shows and games, crying over episodes like “vou vomitar de tanto chorar de verdade meu deus do céu que final insuportável de triste #hexatombe”, which fits Bart’s hidden soft spot under the prankster exterior. Their meme-y, chaotic posting style and gleeful dramatic reactions are much closer to Bart than to the more responsible Lisa or the more adult Homer and Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their tweets center on TV shows, games, and online fandom rather than describing going out or big social events, and when they mention others it’s usually family or close friends, like “aqui em casa estamos fechadissimos com o mendigo #tresgraças” and “liz ta assistindo osnf e nao para de falar do nome do joui escrito com Y”, which feels more like a small circle than broad socializing. Their interests and reactions suggest intuition (N) over sensing: they become highly invested in narratives, themes, and character arcs, e.g. “cara que final ABSURDO vou morrer de ansiedade ate calamidade pt2 #hexatombe” and “to sensível com esse episódio acho que nao vou ser mais feliz pelas próximas 3 semanas #hexatombe”, focusing on emotional impact and story rather than concrete, practical details. They clearly lean feeling (F): most posts are emotional reactions—anger, affection, sadness—rather than logical analysis, like “vou vomitar de tanto chorar de verdade meu deus do céu que final insuportável de triste #hexatombe” and “cristino te amo #hexatombe”. Their style indicates perceiving (P) more than judging: they seem spontaneous, reacting in the moment to episodes and games, often with chaotic humor and little sign of planning or structure, as in “FODASE A AUTOESCOLA VSFF #hexatombe” and “se o juan morrer hoje eu saio na rua pra bater em idosos serio msm”. Overall, the combination of inward-focused fandom life, emotional intensity, narrative obsession, and spontaneous, unfiltered posting fits best with INFP.

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Live-tweeting Hexatombe, Três Graças & Paranordle wins. Once skipped driving school for a TTRPG finale and would probably do it again.– @canibaIismo

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This cocktail is built for someone who casually threatens to go fight the elderly if a favorite character dies, like in “se o juan morrer hoje eu saio na rua pra bater em idosos serio msm”, so the base is a strong chili–cacao cachaça: fiery, dramatic, and very Brazilian. The acerola and blood orange shrub add a sharp, bright tartness for the way they yell at novelas and séries while still clearly loving them, as in “ai lucélia vai tomar no seu cu mano #tresgraças” and “to sensível com esse episódio acho que nao vou ser mais feliz pelas próximas 3 semanas #hexatombe”. Tonic water plus a touch of bitter herbal liqueur capture their obsession with Paranordle—a daily mix of frustration and triumph like “modo amalgamado ; gastei muita tentativa isso me estressa namoral Ganhei no Paranordle em 5 tentativas!!”. The black sugar and smoked salt rim nod to their username, location and vibe—sweet but dark, a little "tenebris"—echoed by “o nordeste sendo o inferno realmente #hexatombe”. Overall it’s experimental, high-energy, and theatrically bitter-sweet, just like someone who tweets “FODASE A AUTOESCOLA VSFF #hexatombe” and still remembers to do their daily game before the site crashes in “lero lero fiz o paranordle antes de cair”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user consistently shows a sharp, cutting sense of humor and a tendency toward aggressive hyperbole that aligns more with Slytherin’s edgy, self‑protective streak than with the softer houses. They default to violent exaggerations to express frustration or protect emotional investment, e.g. threatening to go out and attack random people if a beloved character dies: “se o juan morrer hoje eu saio na rua pra bater em idosos serio msm” and “se o aguiar morrer no ep de hoje eu vou sair na rua pra socar idosas de 80+”. There’s a clear taste for gore, darkness, and morally gray narratives, visible in reactions like “que gore é esse na minha televisão #tresgraças” and the fascination with disturbing story beats throughout Hexatombe and Três Graças, suggesting comfort with darker themes rather than the idealism of Gryffindor or Hufflepuff. They also display a sarcastic, slightly contemptuous tone toward inconvenience or incompetence—“gastei muita tentativa isso me estressa namoral” and “nunca vou aprender a jogar esse mesmo pq eu acertei esse mesmo personagem no modo sangue ontem em 2”—which reads more as Slytherin-style frustration than patient perseverance. Finally, their intense emotional investment in complex, strategic media like Hexatombe and their fixation on winning modes of Paranordle in as few attempts as possible (bragging about 2–3 try wins across many tweets) signals competitiveness and a drive to "game the system" efficiently, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness rather than Ravenclaw’s love of knowledge for its own sake.

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A chaotic, impulsive anthem like bad idea right? fits them well because their timeline is full of intense, dramatic reactions and dark humor, like when they say “se o juan morrer hoje eu saio na rua pra bater em idosos serio msm” and “FODASE A AUTOESCOLA VSFF”. The song’s mix of humor and emotional chaos matches their way of live-tweeting series like Hexatombe and Três Graças with lines such as “vou vomitar de tanto chorar de verdade meu deus do céu que final insuportável de triste #hexatombe” and “to sensível com esse episódio acho que nao vou ser mais feliz pelas próximas 3 semanas #hexatombe”. They constantly swing between joking aggression and affection, as seen in “misael querido te apoio super #tresgraças” vs. “ai lucélia vai tomar no seu cu mano #tresgraças”, mirroring the song’s playful self-sabotage. Even their gaming and fandom obsession, like endlessly posting Paranordle wins and reacting to lore twists in “cara que final ABSURDO vou morrer de ansiedade ate calamidade pt2 #hexatombe”, fits the song’s vibe of being knowingly reckless but leaning into the mess anyway.

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