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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Its tweets like 'yes i have a fursona no i can't draw it. it's in my minds eye. connect with me and see the truth' show a vivid imagination and creative spirit.
- Humorous: Keyes has a knack for absurd and witty humor, as seen in 'sorry for cyberstalking.. check ur doorstep there is a warm sonic pretzel out there for u.'
- Community-Oriented: It values its relationships deeply, as shown in tweets like 'my beautiful fantastic wonderful courageous intelligent clever hysterical stunning witty thoughtful creative kind freakbob pookiebear is going thru a major change tomorrow... so excited.'
- Passionate: Its enthusiasm for Homestuck and other fandoms shines in tweets like 'HOMESTUCK COMMAND SUGGESTIONS ARE BACK GUYS HOMESTUCK 2025.'
- Emotionally Open: Keyes shares its feelings openly, as seen in 'life actually feels good af when someone you're into is also into you.'
Weaknesses:
- Overly Self-Deprecating: It often jokes about itself in a way that might come across as overly critical, like 'just clocked in at the jumping off a bridge factory.'
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'i need to get off twitter because i want a pair of these so bad. like these r not even cute why do i want it' suggest a tendency to act on whims.
- Overly Invested in Fandoms: Its intense focus on Homestuck, as seen in 'guys if we've ever been close and ur seeing the homestuck news ur not allowed to clown on me i didnt choose this,' might be limiting.
- Overly Emotional: Keyes's tweet 'saw a video of someone with their best friend and burst into tears bc my best friend is states away' shows a tendency to get overwhelmed by emotions.
- Conflict-Averse: Its bio, 'friend to many, foe to maybe three total,' suggests it avoids conflict even when it might be necessary.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Keyes mirrors Lisa Simpson's blend of intelligence, emotional depth, and occasional absurd humor. Like Lisa, it balances intellectual pursuits (e.g., its love for Homestuck lore) with a strong sense of justice and community, as seen in 'to the evil ass fizzarolli who kept throwing side eyes at my bestie and i for being homestuck at anyc yesterday.' Both are also unafraid to be quirky and unique, as reflected in Keyes's tweet 'yes i have a fursona no i can't draw it. it's in my minds eye.'
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Keyes is an ENFP: extroverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. Its extroversion shines in tweets about connecting with others, like 'life actually feels good af when someone you're into is also into you.' Intuition drives its creative ideas, such as 'yes i have a fursona no i can't draw it. it's in my minds eye.' Feeling dominates its emotional openness, as seen in 'saw a video of someone with their best friend and burst into tears bc my best friend is states away.' Perceiving is evident in its spontaneous humor and chaotic tweets like 'sorry for cyberstalking.. check ur doorstep there is a warm sonic pretzel out there for u.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you into Homestuck? Because I'd spend all night scrolling through your timeline.
- Do you believe in love at first tweet, or should I post something absurd again?
- Are you a Sonic pretzel? Because you're warm, comforting, and exactly what I need right now.
- Are you a fursona? Because you're in my mind's eye, and I can't stop thinking about you.
- Are you into MTG? Because I’d let you kick my ass in a game just to see you smile.
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Your new Twitter bio
20 | Absurdist Homestuck enthusiast | MTG player | NYC memories, fandom chaos, and emotional honesty | Fursona in my mind's eye | Friend to many, foe to three.– @caninesque
Your signature cocktail
Fandom Fizz
The 'Fandom Fizz' captures Keyes's vibrant and chaotic personality. Blue Raspberry Vodka reflects its playful, quirky side, like 'sorry for cyberstalking.. check ur doorstep there is a warm sonic pretzel out there for u.' Lime Soda adds a refreshing twist, much like its emotional openness in 'life actually feels good af when someone you're into is also into you.' Cotton Candy and Glitter mirror the colorful, whimsical energy of its Homestuck enthusiasm. It's a drink as unique as Keyes!
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Keyes embodies the Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, kindness, and community. Its tweet 'my beautiful fantastic wonderful courageous intelligent clever hysterical stunning witty thoughtful creative kind freakbob pookiebear is going thru a major change tomorrow... so excited' shows its dedication to friends. Keyes's emotional openness, like 'saw a video of someone with their best friend and burst into tears bc my best friend is states away,' reflects the house's empathetic nature. While its humor and creativity might suggest Ravenclaw, its focus on relationships and inclusivity aligns more with Hufflepuff.
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Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham
This song's chaotic, internet-centric humor resonates with Keyes's online persona. Its tweet 'opening up popular games for mac is like slop, slop, slop, could play it on my phone and have more fun, slop, four mid trading games, nineteen slop gacha games, porn' is pure Bo Burnham energy. The song's mix of satire and genuine emotion mirrors Keyes's blend of absurdity and heartfelt moments, like 'life actually feels good af when someone you're into is also into you.'
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