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Your Simpsons character
Neltsy embodies Bart’s mischievous and rebellious energy, often embracing a chaotic persona as a self-described “white haired FREAK”. Much like Bart’s penchant for pranks and disruption, they jokingly suggest they want to “mouth 'i have a bomb' and then refuse to elaborate” and possess a sense of humor that thrives on absurdity. Their digital presence is marked by a mix of gaming, fan-fiction, and a playful ego, claiming “the power i hold is unmatched to god’s” after teaching children how to dance. Despite the bravado, they share Bart’s resilience through family struggles and a deep, underlying loyalty to their friends and hobbies. Ultimately, their blend of 'edgy' humor and genuine enthusiasm for Pokémon and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure mirrors the spirited, troublemaking essence of The Simpsons’ eldest son.

Your MBTI personality Type
Neltsy exhibits Extroversion through a high-energy, expressive social presence and a desire to engage others, notably when “asking bc I write problematic stuff and want to feed ppl’s darkest desires 😉”. Their Intuition is clear in their focus on abstract AU (Alternate Universe) scenarios and headcanons, such as imagining a “Feudal Japan ABO Jotakak” rather than just factual gaming updates. The Feeling dimension is dominant in their emotionally charged language and empathy, seen when they “hope... he gets a loving home” for a cat. Finally, they show Perceiving traits through a spontaneous, somewhat chaotic lifestyle where they “mouth 'i have a bomb' and then refuse to elaborate” and focus on multiple shifting hobbies like gaming, writing, and show jumping.

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Wales-based equestrian & writer. Once summoned 50M wasps in a crypt; now I just write AU fanfic and hunt (not foxes). Ask me about show jumping or Jojo lore.– @CannibalHeifer

Your signature cocktail
This experimental, strong cocktail captures a chaotic Welsh spirit who openly admits to being a “white haired FREAK”. The muddled red fruits represent their obsession “when I see Kakyoin do anything actually 🍒🍓🍎🍉”, while the heavy absinthe reflects their interest in the “darkest/problematic things” of fanfic writing. The smoked salt rim honors their equestrian lifestyle and hunting background, balanced by a dash of 'unmatched' power because “the power i hold is unmatched to god’s”. It’s a drink for someone who can survive life's “all that jazz” trauma and still come out celebrating with a “Fat loser award”.

Your Hogwarts House
Neltsy demonstrates classic Slytherin resourcefulness and a dark sense of humor, often leaning into 'problematic' creative expressions and a self-described persona as a “white haired FREAK”. They show a clear preference for ambition and catering to specific niches, explicitly “asking bc I write problematic stuff and want to feed ppl’s darkest desires” within their fanfic community. Their resilience through intense personal turmoil is marked by a survivalist's dry wit, such as when they joke that “at least she didn’t rape me” regarding family abuse. Furthermore, their competitive spirit and desire for recognition are evident in their pride over winning a “Fat loser award” and their unapologetic focus on their own creative output and subcultural status.

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This song captures the artist's complex navigation of trauma, family upheaval, and a resilient, dark sense of humor. They candidly share painful experiences, mentioning being “kicked out my own house for a while, abused by my sister” and enduring what they described as the “most traumatic thing in my entire life”. Despite these hardships, Neltsy maintains a vibrant creative life through fandom and niche interests, though they acknowledge how family traits linger, specifically noting how “Jotaro has a poor relationship with his father, it took him a long time to get over his similar complexion”. The song’s theme of surviving a difficult domestic history while finding a personal identity perfectly mirrors Neltsy’s journey from a “rough” past to finding solace in their own space and hobbies.

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