Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative imagination: Develops complex “JotaKak AU” scenarios involving detailed world-building and character dynamics.
- Resilient spirit: Maintains a focus on hobbies and goals despite being “kicked out” and experiencing “traumatic” events.
- Animal lover: Shows deep compassion for a cat named Barley and expresses “wish I could adopt him” to save him from a cattery.
- Community engagement: Actively interacts with followers by “asking bc I write problematic stuff” to cater to their specific interests.
- Humorous outlook: Uses self-deprecating wit, such as celebrating a “Fat loser award” with pride.
Weaknesses:
- Dark humor: Posts potentially insensitive jokes regarding the Queen's death, stating “Rip Lizzy you would’ve loved my jotakak headcanons”.
- Impulsive venting: Reacts with extreme “all-caps keyboard smashing” and excessive emojis when distressed.
- Oversharing trauma: Discloses intense personal details like being “abused by my sister” in casual public updates.
- Aggressive communication: Uses confrontational language, such as jokingly suggesting to “mouth 'i have a bomb'” in public.
- Social cynicism: Excludes specific individuals from holiday wishes, calling them “ugly” in a public forum.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Neltsy embodies Bart’s mischievous and rebellious energy, often embracing a chaotic persona as a self-described “white haired FREAK”. Much like Bart’s penchant for pranks and disruption, they jokingly suggest they want to “mouth 'i have a bomb' and then refuse to elaborate” and possess a sense of humor that thrives on absurdity. Their digital presence is marked by a mix of gaming, fan-fiction, and a playful ego, claiming “the power i hold is unmatched to god’s” after teaching children how to dance. Despite the bravado, they share Bart’s resilience through family struggles and a deep, underlying loyalty to their friends and hobbies. Ultimately, their blend of 'edgy' humor and genuine enthusiasm for Pokémon and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure mirrors the spirited, troublemaking essence of The Simpsons’ eldest son.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Neltsy exhibits Extroversion through a high-energy, expressive social presence and a desire to engage others, notably when “asking bc I write problematic stuff and want to feed ppl’s darkest desires 😉”. Their Intuition is clear in their focus on abstract AU (Alternate Universe) scenarios and headcanons, such as imagining a “Feudal Japan ABO Jotakak” rather than just factual gaming updates. The Feeling dimension is dominant in their emotionally charged language and empathy, seen when they “hope... he gets a loving home” for a cat. Finally, they show Perceiving traits through a spontaneous, somewhat chaotic lifestyle where they “mouth 'i have a bomb' and then refuse to elaborate” and focus on multiple shifting hobbies like gaming, writing, and show jumping.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a shiny Tinkaton? Because I’m willing to let you torture me for hours just to say you finally caught me.
- Forget Joseph’s disposable camera—I want to take some 'surprise photos' where you look the happiest and send them to your dad so he can see why I call you Neltsy.
- I may not have a legendary Pokémon to trade, but I promise I’ll be much better at comforting you than Jotaro was.
- I heard you’re into show jumping, but you don’t need a horse to make my heart leap over every hurdle just to get to you.
- They say you're a white-haired freak, but in my eyes, you're the only 'Ancient One' worth completing a quest for—no wasps or mushrooms required.
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Your new Twitter bio
Wales-based equestrian & writer. Once summoned 50M wasps in a crypt; now I just write AU fanfic and hunt (not foxes). Ask me about show jumping or Jojo lore.– @CannibalHeifer
Your signature cocktail
The White-Haired Freak’s Dark Desire
This experimental, strong cocktail captures a chaotic Welsh spirit who openly admits to being a “white haired FREAK”. The muddled red fruits represent their obsession “when I see Kakyoin do anything actually 🍒🍓🍎🍉”, while the heavy absinthe reflects their interest in the “darkest/problematic things” of fanfic writing. The smoked salt rim honors their equestrian lifestyle and hunting background, balanced by a dash of 'unmatched' power because “the power i hold is unmatched to god’s”. It’s a drink for someone who can survive life's “all that jazz” trauma and still come out celebrating with a “Fat loser award”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Neltsy demonstrates classic Slytherin resourcefulness and a dark sense of humor, often leaning into 'problematic' creative expressions and a self-described persona as a “white haired FREAK”. They show a clear preference for ambition and catering to specific niches, explicitly “asking bc I write problematic stuff and want to feed ppl’s darkest desires” within their fanfic community. Their resilience through intense personal turmoil is marked by a survivalist's dry wit, such as when they joke that “at least she didn’t rape me” regarding family abuse. Furthermore, their competitive spirit and desire for recognition are evident in their pride over winning a “Fat loser award” and their unapologetic focus on their own creative output and subcultural status.
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Your song
Family Line - Conan Gray
This song captures the artist's complex navigation of trauma, family upheaval, and a resilient, dark sense of humor. They candidly share painful experiences, mentioning being “kicked out my own house for a while, abused by my sister” and enduring what they described as the “most traumatic thing in my entire life”. Despite these hardships, Neltsy maintains a vibrant creative life through fandom and niche interests, though they acknowledge how family traits linger, specifically noting how “Jotaro has a poor relationship with his father, it took him a long time to get over his similar complexion”. The song’s theme of surviving a difficult domestic history while finding a personal identity perfectly mirrors Neltsy’s journey from a “rough” past to finding solace in their own space and hobbies.
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