Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings, e.g. “vai tomar no cu to chorando muito” and “puta merda é uma notícia pior que a outra eu nao consigo parae de chorar”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows warmth and care for friends, like “eu e os bff dançando essa na beira da piscina sábado” and calling followers “bbs” in “bom dia bbs, tinha esquecido”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Displays passionate fandom energy in tweets like “RARIJACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO”, “FLUTTERDASH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO” and multiple posts obsessing over hypnotize such as “eu nao consigo parar de ouvir hypnotize meudeus do ceu”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses self-deprecating humor and playful tone, e.g. “toda vez que eu me arrumo ouvindo essa eu fico tão bonita que dá vontade de siriricar na frente do espelho” and “eu comendo uva de madrugada”.
- Curious learner: Shows interest in languages and media, mentioning bits of multiple languages in “eu sabendo 10% de russo, 10% de francês, 10% de italiano e 10% de grego” and anime discovery in “SCHOOL DAYS PQP NAO ACREDITO Q ACHEI O ANIME DA MINHA INFÂNCIA”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Swings rapidly between hype and distress, e.g. intense joy in “MEUDEUSSSSSSS” and overwhelm in “i feel like im gonna throw up guys ,,,someone help me”.
- Self-destructive thoughts: Alludes to harming themselves in “oq vcs fariam nessa situaçao galera pq eu acho q vou me *”, suggesting difficulty coping with stress.
- Low body-image: Talks harshly about their appearance, e.g. “primeiro que nao tem nada de bonito nesse saco de osso” and idealizes others’ bodies in “matava e morria pra ser assim mas nao faço academia de jeito nenhum”.
- Harsh communication: Resorts to aggressive language toward others or things, such as “galera apenas desinstalem essa porra pqp não serve pra nada” and “pls parem de mandar música ruim”.
- Low discipline: Directly notes lack of consistency in learning, e.g. “pq nao tenho disciplina” and “também larguei de mão o coreano por falta de disciplina”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a highly emotional, introspective, and slightly overdramatic teen/young adult, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson rather than the more chaotic or careless characters. Like Lisa, they’re very online and use media and music to process feelings, e.g. obsessing over a single song: “eu nao consigo parar de ouvir hypnotize meudeus do ceu” and “ta sendo a única música q eu to ouvindo desde que lançou pqp”. They oscillate between being overwhelmed by the world and still very tender-hearted, as seen in “puta merda é uma notícia pior que a outra eu nao consigo parae de chorar” and “me sinto acolhida”. Like Lisa, they balance sensitivity with sharp opinions and moral reactions, e.g. “bbs me debulhei em lágrimas de um jeito que me deu tremedeira e nao para nunca #ranço” and “tem que matar todos que fizeram isso e os que estao acobertando”. Their mix of niche fandoms (anime, k‑pop, cartoons) and feeling slightly out of place yet passionate about everything echoes Lisa’s combination of nerdy interests and intense, sometimes melodramatic emotional life.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly address followers as a group, seek interaction, and share social plans like “eu e os bff dançando essa na beira da piscina sábado”, plus repeated calls for engagement such as “boa noite bbs, mandem!”. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they gush about media, aesthetics, and symbolism rather than concrete details, e.g. “eu se fosse uma música” and obsessing over vibes like “to doente demais eu quero injetar essa música no meu peito com uma agulha gigante”, which shows imaginative, metaphor-heavy thinking. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they react emotionally and empathetically, crying over news and media in tweets like “vai tomar no cu to chorando muito” and “meudeus eu tk chorando muito vsf tem que matar todos que fizeram isso”, and they emphasize relationships and affection with followers in “bom dia bbs, tinha esquecido”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: there’s little evidence of structure or long-term planning, just impulsive, moment-to-moment reactions like “anime de canibalismo onde q tem”, sudden deep dives into songs like “ta sendo a única música q eu to ouvindo desde que lançou pqp”, and spontaneous mood swings such as “i feel like im gonna throw up guys ,,,someone help me”. This mix of expressive sociability, emotional intensity, imaginative focus on media and aesthetics, and spontaneous lifestyle aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if ‘Hypnotize’ is officially *your* song now, does that mean every time I put it on I’m contractually obligated to think about you and your 1,56 of concentrated chaos, or is that just a bonus?
- You said you’d kill and die to look like that but refuse to go to the gym — perfect, I also hate gyms. We can just dance by the pool to your Saturday playlist and call it our cardio arc.
- You watching Tokyo Ghoul while asking for a cannibalism anime feels very on-brand for someone called *canniballtodd*. If you ever get hungry, I volunteer as tribute… you can start with my heart.
- Anyone who cries, shakes and spam-listens to a song until it rewires their brain is exactly my type. Next time ‘Hypnotize’ makes you want to inject music into your chest with a giant needle, I can just hold you instead.
- You: collecting languages (russo, francês, italiano, grego), MLP ships, k‑pop girlgroups and Jason Todd brainrot. Me: collecting reasons to ask you out. At this point my collection is almost as packed as your timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
156cm Libra who cries over anime, overplays ‘hypnotize’ & eats grapes at 3am. Once learned 10% of four languages and mastered none—but I try.– @canniballtodd
Your signature cocktail
Hypnotize Poolside Eclipse
This cocktail channels their obsession with music, built around a shot of spiced dark rum for the intense, dramatic streak behind tweets like “puta merda é uma notícia pior que a outra eu nao consigo parae de chorar” and “i feel like im gonna throw up guys ,,,someone help me”. Pink guava nectar brings the soft, cute, pink-loving side that shows up in “cor: rosa” and their constant “bbs” affection like “bom dia bbs, tinha esquecido”. A splash of red energy drink mirrors their hyper, chaotic capslock energy in “N149GV9VIWJQ4OTOVOCIAJQN4I!!@!2(3)&9:98_82849&9#((#*+';!'#!@{~” and the way they go feral over songs like “eu nao consigo parar de ouvir hypnotize meudeus do ceu”. The blackberry liqueur drizzle adds a dark, emo edge for their goth/anime/canibalismo jokes such as “anime de canibalismo onde q tem” and the Dragula/Jason vibes in “dragula” and “jason todd”. Finally, it’s served over crushed ice with a glittery sugar rim to capture the playful, pool-party, BFF-core aesthetic of “eu e os bff dançando essa na beira da piscina sábado” and their self-indulgent glam like “toda vez que eu me arrumo ouvindo essa eu fico tão bonita que dá vontade de siriricar na frente do espelho”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center affection, comfort, and a close-knit friend group, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on loyalty and warmth. For example, they gush over friends and mutuals with things like “AI QUE AMOOOOOR! MT OBRIGADA BB 😽”, “me sinto acolhida”, and greeting timelines lovingly in posts such as “bom dia bbs, tinha esquecido” and “gente bom dia”. Their playful self-deprecation and sharing of personal trivia shows openness and approachability rather than elitism or ambition, e.g. “fatos inúteis sobre mim altura: 1,56 signo: libra…” and joking about lack of discipline in language learning in “eu sabendo 10% de russo, 10% de francês, 10% de italiano e 10% de grego pq nao tenho disciplina”. They also tie people and feelings strongly to media they love, as in “todo mundo q ouvir hypnotize vai pensar em mim sim bbs”, which reflects a desire for shared emotional bonds rather than status. Even when angry or distressed about news or spoilers, the reaction is driven by empathy and emotional intensity, for instance “puta merda é uma notícia pior que a outra eu nao consigo parae de chorar”, reinforcing the picture of someone deeply feeling and loyal, hallmarks of Hufflepuff more than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA. They have a dramatic, emotional online persona, oscillating between joking about being unwell and genuinely overwhelmed, like when they say “i feel like im gonna throw up guys ,,,someone help me” and “puta merda é uma notícia pior que a outra eu nao consigo parae de chorar”. Teen Idle is about intense feelings, self‑image, and youth, which matches tweets where they obsess over looks and body image such as “matava e morria pra ser assim mas nao faço academia de jeito nenhum” and “a cinturinha de quem empina bem quando ta de quatro”. Their mix of dark humor and melodrama mirrors the song’s blend of angst and irony, seen in lines like “anime de canibalismo onde q tem” and “oq vcs fariam nessa situaçao galera pq eu acho q vou me *”. Finally, their fixation on music as identity—such as declaring “eu se fosse uma música” and centering their persona around favorite tracks—fits a song that itself is about turning messy feelings into an aesthetic and a character, exactly what Teen Idle does.
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