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The user displays a rebellious, sarcastic and often confrontational tone, similar to Bart's "I'm the troublemaker" attitude. Tweets like "i don't like vtubers but i have a disdain for overt vtuber hate because it's usually just anime countersignaling 'heh we're not like those weirdos' bullshit" and "u can't search anything on here without seeing porn" show a penchant for edgy humor and pushing boundaries, traits Bart is known for. The frequent use of profanity and disdain for authority (e.g., "most people online are guilty of thinking they're above normies" and "suda51 just going to make bullshit action games for the rest of time") mirrors Bart's habit of mocking adults and school rules. Additionally, the user's erratic, impulsive posting style—jumping from anime critiques to random personal rants—captures Bart's spontaneous, attention‑seeking behavior.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong introversion, preferring solitary, niche interests and rarely seeking social validation (e.g., "i don't like vtubers but i have a disdain for overt vtuber hate" and "i resent online avenues for art discussion"). Their focus on abstract patterns, theoretical critiques, and speculative ideas—like discussing "the biggest problem with kill bill" or "AI wormed it's way into so much shit"—indicates an intuitive (N) orientation. They consistently employ blunt, logical criticism over emotional appeals, as seen in "most people online are guilty of thinking they're above normies" and "this is why their games are getting worse". Their behavior reflects a perceiving (P) style: they jump between topics, react impulsively to media, and show little evidence of structured planning, exemplified by rapid, varied tweet streams such as "evil idea: japanese wordle where writing the hiragana doesn't count" and "i did it :)". Overall, the combination of introverted, analytical, abstract, and spontaneous traits aligns with the INTP personality type.

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Gaming & film nerd who loves obscure soundtracks, Japanese puzzles, and debating art—always chasing the next meme-worthy moment.– @cannibalmagical

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The smoky mezcal captures the gritty criticism in "highest 2 lowest fails at this because the motorbike thing at the end of the sequence feels really retarded" (2025-12-28). Yuzu liqueur nods to the Japanese‑centric ideas like "evil idea: japanese wordle where writing the hiragana doesn't count" (2025-12-29). Black charcoal syrup mirrors the bitter mood of "i posted too many screenshots and now the algorithm hates me" (2025-12-29). Ginger beer adds the frantic, high‑energy vibe of constant tweet spamming, while edible glitter reflects the fascination with perfect crime aesthetics mentioned in "silver case parade is just like high & low… there's something really satisfying" (2025-12-28).

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly demonstrates a keen analytical mindset and a love of deep knowledge, especially about niche games and media. For example, they write, "[2025-12-22] most people online are guilty of thinking they're above normies especially when it comes to art discussion," highlighting a critical, thoughtful perspective on cultural discourse. Their obsessive pursuit of mastery is evident in, "[2025-12-22] so close to 1cc'ing mushihimesama original but every time i get to stage 5 i just get fucked and then start playing like shit for the rest of the day," showing dedication to learning complex systems. They also express frustration with superficial discussions, as in, "[2025-10-03] i resent online avenues for art discussion so i refrain from posting much and then grow resentment for myself for not sharing my thoughts despite (surprisingly for all of you im sure) having many," indicating a reflective, intellectual approach. These traits of curiosity, critical analysis, and a drive for mastery align closely with Ravenclaw values.

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The user constantly talks about chaotic, noisy, and "deafening" experiences, e.g., "typhoon devil fight in the cinema was the most deafening shit ever" and "putting a nigga in front of triumph of the will on repeat we're gonna see how much movies can really change your life" which reflect the wild, overwhelming atmosphere described in the song’s opening line, "Welcome to the jungle, it’s a world of fear and no one knows you now." Their frequent references to dark, gritty anime and video‑game culture, plus a self‑described “evil aura,” line up with the track’s aggressive, rebellious tone. The chorus’s claim, "I wanna watch you bleed," resonates with their repeated complaints about “the biggest problem with kill bill” and “the motorbike thing at the end of the sequence feels really retarded,” showing a fascination with violent, intense media. Overall, the song’s high‑energy, confrontational vibe mirrors the user’s fast‑paced, profanity‑laden feed.

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