Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative writer: Bio says “Inscritor de poema” and they share multiple poems like “Escrevi um poema sobre minha carta de sui 🙂” and “Sim, eu fiz um poema sobre portas.”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings in tweets like “Ouvindo enygma... mas mesmo assim Triste” and “Lágrimas caindo em pétalas🙃”.
- Loyal fan: Shows strong support for cellbit and Flamengo in “Boto a mão no fogo pelo cellbit.” and “Eu te amo flamengo, flamengo até morrer🥺”.
- Socially engaged: Comments actively on rap battles, football, streamers and memes such as “GURI X PRADO É UM ESPELHO DO MAIS ALTO NÍVEL DO RAP.” and “Inacreditável essa transmissão da bda...”.
- Humorous observer: Uses irony and jokes in posts like “Literalmente eu, tavin mineiro” and “Eu ia ter a cura do câncer com o ominitrx🤨”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm glorification: Tweets like “Me mato na sua frente.” and “Aí aí a automutilac que coisa gostosa 🤤🤤🤤” present self-harm in a concerning, glamorized way.
- Aggressive language: Uses hostile phrasing in tweets like “VAI TOMAR NO CU SANTOS”, “Vai tomar no cu vasco”, and insults toward Vitor Pereira.
- Impulsive hostility: Jumps to extreme reactions, e.g. “Vitor Pereira você não tem nem mais um dia de vida sua piranha”, showing poor emotional regulation when angry about football.
- Offensive insults: Uses slurs and sexualized insults like “Dois baitola cabeça de rolon do caralho enfia esse emoji no cu”, which can hurt others and escalate conflict.
- Mental‑health risk: Frequent references to pain and suicidal themes in “Escrevi um poema sobre minha carta de sui 🙂” and “Só queria da um sinal de vida por que sei que a pessoa que eu mais amei vai ler isso algum dia” suggest emotional instability that needs care.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely resembles Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, emotional, and always oscillating between dark humor and genuine feeling. There’s a constant streak of edgy, self-destructive jokes and shock value, like “Me mato na sua frente.” and “Aí aí a automutilac que coisa gostosa 🤤🤤🤤”, which recalls Bart’s reckless, sometimes disturbing attempts to get attention or cope with feelings. At the same time, he’s deeply into pop culture, anime and football, hyping battles and idols like “Boto a mão no fogo pelo cellbit. Me matem se ele estiver errado.” and “Your lie in april é o melhor anime existente”, mirroring Bart’s obsessive fandoms and hero worship. The timeline mixes trolling and insults (“Dois baitola cabeça de rolon do caralho enfia esse emoji no cu”) with flashes of vulnerability, such as “Só queria da um sinal de vida por que sei que a pessoa que eu mais amei vai ler isso algum dia”, similar to how Bart hides genuine hurt behind jokes. Finally, the self-description as an egocentric poem writer and lines like “Lágrimas caindo em pétalas🙃” capture that dramatic, performative teen angst that fits Bart far better than the more earnest Lisa or the more adult Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The bio “Inscritor de poema (MUITO) egocentrico” and repeated focus on poetry and inner pain suggest an introverted orientation, more centered on inner emotional life than external social status. Their tweets about self-harm and emotional distress, like “Me mato na sua frente.” and “Aí aí a automutilac que coisa gostosa 🤤🤤🤤”, show an intuitive focus on internal states and symbolism rather than day‑to‑day practicalities. Strong emotional expression and loyalty, such as “Boto a mão no fogo pelo cellbit. Me matem se ele estiver errado.” and “Eu te amo flamengo, flamengo até morrer🥺”, point to a Feeling preference, prioritizing values and attachments over detached logic. They seem spontaneous and reactive rather than structured—jumping between battles de rap, anime, football, and personal vents—fitting Perceiving, as seen in impulsive outbursts like “VAI TOMAR NO CU SANTOS” and “Vitor Pereira você não tem nem mais um dia de vida sua piranha”. The combination of poetic self-expression, emotional intensity, loyalty to people and teams, and a disorganized, in-the-moment tweeting style aligns best with INFP: the idealistic, emotionally driven, and creatively expressive type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’re an egocentric poet, but I read “Lágrimas caindo em pétalas🙃” and “poema sobre minha carta de sui 🙂” and thought: maybe you just need one more plot twist—me walking in as your unexpected happy ending.
- If Your Lie in April is the best anime ever for you, then let me be your Kaori: I’ll ruin your emotional stability, make you love the piano of my voice, and then never miss a single ‘episode’ of your timeline again.
- You swear eternal love to Flamengo and still defend Gabigol 2019 like a religion—so if I promise to cheer with you, curse Vítor Pereira by your side, and scream ‘eu te amo Flamengo’ together, do I unlock boyfriend/girlfriend mode?
- You write poems about doors, self-destruction, and even your suicide letter… as your future editor de fototeta e sentimentos, I’d rather help you open a new door: one where we trade trauma for therapy and terrible flirting in your DMs.
- You put your faith in Cellbit, cry over JJK and Denji, and still have Nishiki as your icon for ages—so, on a scale from ‘Flamengo até morrer’ to ‘Boto a mão no fogo’, how risky would it be to fall in love with a disaster like me?
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Poetry, battle rap & Flamengo stress. Once wrote a suicide note as a poem and stayed to rewrite the ending. Anime, edits & questionable hot takes.– @Cansado026
Your signature cocktail
Egocentric Flame & Petals
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with roasted coffee beans, a bold Brazilian backbone for a guy who tweets things like "Eu te amo flamengo, flamengo até morrer🥺" and lives on intense fandom and late nights. Red vermouth with a dash of Campari brings sweetness and bitterness together, echoing his mix of romance, football rage, and self‑destruction, like "Me mato na sua frente. [picture] [quoted tweet]" and "Aí aí a automutilac que coisa gostosa 🤤🤤🤤 [picture]". Spicy ginger syrup represents his sharp tongue and chaotic humor, the same energy behind "Dois baitola cabeça de rolon do caralho enfia esse emoji no cu [picture] [quoted tweet]" and "VAI TOMAR NO CU SANTOS [picture]". A splash of blue curaçao adds anime‑colored melancholy and drama, inspired by "Your lie in april é o melhor anime existente [picture]" and his poetic sadness in "Lágrimas caindo em pétalas🙃 [picture]". Finally, the edible flower petals on top salute the self‑declared “Inscritor de poema (MUITO) egocentrico” and his habit of turning pain into art, like "Escrevi um poema sobre minha carta de sui 🙂 [picture]" and "Mais um dos meus poemas [picture]".
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account shows a strong Gryffindor-style mix of impulsiveness, drama, and a tendency to turn life into a personal battle. They talk about self-harm and suicidal gestures in a performatively intense way, like “Me mato na sua frente.” and “Aí aí a automutilac que coisa gostosa 🤤🤤🤤”, which reflects reckless, emotion-driven behavior rather than calculated self-preservation. Their football tweets are full of heated, confrontational passion — for example “VAI TOMAR NO CU SANTOS”, “Vai tomar no cu vasco”, and the aggressive rant at a coach in “Vitor Pereira você não tem nem mais um dia de vida sua piranha” — showing a hot-headed, combative temperament. They also exhibit a hero/loyalty complex toward figures they admire, like “Boto a mão no fogo pelo cellbit. Me matem se ele estiver errado.” and the passionate Flamengo devotion in “Eu te amo flamengo, flamengo até morrer🥺”. While there is some creativity in writing poems (“Escrevi um poema sobre minha carta de sui 🙂”), the dominant traits are emotional intensity, loyalty expressed through conflict, and impulsive, dramatic reactions — all hallmarks of Gryffindor more than any other house.
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Your song
Fake Happy - Paramore
A song that best suits @Cansado026 is Fake Happy by Paramore, which mixes humor, self-deprecation, and emotional heaviness behind a playful surface. They constantly joke while hinting at deep pain, like when they say they wrote a poem about their suicide note in “Escrevi um poema sobre minha carta de sui 🙂” and talk about self-harm in “Aí aí a automutilac que coisa gostosa 🤤🤤🤤”. At the same time, they present themselves as an egocentric poet in their bio, "Inscritor de poema (MUITO) egocentrico", and share their own works in “Mais um dos meus poemas” and “Sim, eu fiz um poema sobre portas.”, echoing the self-aware, performative vulnerability in the song. Their timeline swings between sadness and normal life (“Ouvindo enygma, dormindo feliz, festa 3 dias em casa [...] mas mesmo assim Triste” in this tweet), much like the contrast between the upbeat sound and bleak lyrics of Fake Happy. Even their use of irony in heavy contexts, like “hoje é dia 2 de abril, dia da conscientização do autismo🙃”, matches the track’s theme of masking emotional struggle behind a sarcastic smile.
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