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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intelligent, creative, self-critical, and chronically a bit sad and alienated. Like Lisa, they’re deeply into niche interests and art, obsessing over specific bands and media while overthinking their own work, as seen in posts like “trying to draw but overestimating myself every time . i CANT draw well. i dont know how to shade or draw hair properly or draw clothes and make the drawing look neutral and not stiff. i dont know. i dont think ill ever know” and “html is just a shit pile” while they struggle to build a website. Their constant anxious self-evaluation and visible improvement arc, such as “i can actually see improvement” right next to “好想死为什么我啥都画不好”, mirrors Lisa’s mix of talent and insecurity. The way they beg for connection and interaction—“can we be friends”, “please interact”, and asking if anyone will play Roblox or magma with them—fits Lisa’s loneliness and desire for like-minded friends. Even their intense, slightly over-the-top fixations on Radiohead and Thom Yorke, like “I Have A Foot Fetish And Thom Yorke Is Making It Worse”, echo Lisa’s tendency to hyperfixate on her passions in a way that makes her feel out of step with everyone around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary (drawing, coding, Roblox, hyperfixating on Radiohead) and they repeatedly ask for low‑pressure one‑to‑one interaction instead of big social scenes, e.g. “can anyone play roblox with me” and “I don’t want to play twitter… who can dm and play with me”, plus a private account in the bio. Their focus on internal ideas, fantasies, and AUs rather than concrete daily life fits Intuition: they talk about hyperfixations and creative concepts like “I wanna do an au(?) based on this pic” and abstract mood posts like “feeling increasingly hopeless by the second Ok”, and they dramatize experiences (e.g. their HTML struggles) instead of detailing practical steps. The tone is strongly Feeling: they judge things based on emotional impact and empathy, relating intensely to other artists’ pain (“I relate to this on an astronomical level omfg 😭”) and getting upset at art theft because it disrespects effort and feelings (“It makes me angry because people like that don’t understand the time and effort that goes into drawing”). Finally, they seem Perceiving: they complain about lack of focus and structure (“needto lock in need to lock in…”), jump between projects and media (“Think imma go back 2 procreate”), and frequently express art block and spontaneity rather than rigid planning, as in “draw 1 masterpiece and immediately get art block”.

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Illustrator in a committed relationship with Radiohead references & HTML errors. Once spent 7 hours on one drawing and still asked what went wrong.– @cant_draw_right

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with smoky mezcal for their Radiohead/Thom Yorke obsession and slightly unhinged fixation on sad old men, echoing posts like “汤姆约克是人类吗” and “我要操老头。。。”. Black tea syrup with burnt sugar captures the late-night grind, art frustration, and self-criticism in tweets like “好想死为什么我啥都画不好” and “这图特么画了我七个小时我到底哪里做错了”. A splash of lychee liqueur is the soft, fruity sweetness behind all the angst, the part that says “can we be friends” and “please interact”. The dash of saline nods to hospital/needle scars and constant stress, like “卧槽我扎留置针的地方留疤了” and “im having a mental breakdown for no apparent reason anyone wanna magma with me”. Finally, charcoal-tinted soda water makes it look glitchy and webcore, reflecting their HTML/Neocities endeavors in “im trying to make a website please give ideas” and “html is just a shit pile”, while keeping the whole thing fizzy, weird, and unexpectedly fun.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong, almost obsessive creativity and desire to improve at their craft, which leans heavily Ravenclaw. They constantly analyze their own work and process, asking things like “你们画一张画一般多长时间” and lamenting “这图特么画了我七个小时我到底哪里做错了”, which reveals a reflective, analytical mindset. Their frustration with technical skills in both art and coding (e.g. “谁来教我构成???”, “html is just a shit pile”, and “im trying to make a website please give ideas”) comes from wanting to understand and master complex systems rather than avoiding them. They also show clear enjoyment in niche, somewhat esoteric interests—Radiohead deep cuts, Meeting People Is Easy, King Crimson variants, and building a personal Neocities site—such as “why are there so many different versions of king crimson songs” and “just randomly discovered the full meeting people is easy film in my photos”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of obscure knowledge. While they’re emotional and self-deprecating, the core throughline is intellectual and creative fixation, self-critique, and a drive to learn and refine, all of which are archetypally Ravenclaw rather than driven by Gryffindor bravado, Hufflepuff steadiness, or Slytherin ambition.

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Their timeline is dominated by Radiohead fixation, from “电台头。。。电台头。。。。。。” to highly specific Thom Yorke posts like “I Have A Foot Fetish And Thom Yorke Is Making It Worse”, so a Radiohead song fits them best. How to Disappear Completely captures their recurring hopelessness and self-loathing about art, echoed in tweets like “好想死为什么我啥都画不好” and “feeling increasingly hopeless by the second Ok”. The song’s drifting, dissociative mood mirrors posts such as “im having a mental breakdown for no apparent reason anyone wanna magma with me” and “feeling increasingly hopeless by the second Ok”. At the same time, they keep reaching out for connection—“please interact”, “can we be friends”, “can anyone play roblox with me”—which fits the song’s sense of wanting to vanish while still quietly longing to be understood.

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