Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: Frequently shares feelings directly, like “feeling increasingly hopeless by the second Ok” and “im having a mental breakdown for no apparent reason anyone wanna magma with me”.
- Hardworking artist: Talks about spending many hours on pieces, e.g. “这图特么画了我七个小时我到底哪里做错了” and “操我不活了就光这点线稿画了我俩小时”.
- Community seeking: Actively asks for interaction and company, like “please interact”, “can we be friends”, and multiple Roblox/magma invites.
- Curious learner: Asks for help improving skills, such as “卧槽你们都是怎么画插画的能不能教教我”, “谁来教我构成？？？”, and website ideas in “im trying to make a website please give ideas”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for Radiohead and related media, with many Thom Yorke–focused tweets like “汤姆约克是人类吗” and recommending “go watch ERSATZ(pilot) on YouTube”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-criticism: Frequently insults their own art, e.g. “我咋就画的这么烂”, “trying to draw but overestimating myself every time . i CANT draw well”, and “好想死为什么我啥都画不好”.
- Fatalistic thinking: Uses extreme language about giving up or not living, like “im quitting”, “操我不活了就光这点线稿画了我俩小时”, and “好想死为什么我啥都画不好”.
- Validation anxiety: Shows worry about attention and reception, for instance “截个局部发算了又要流量焦虑” and repeated “please interact” / friend-seeking posts.
- Frustration tolerance: Gets very upset when progress is slow or difficult, as seen in “好痛苦啊”, “nuuuhhhhh i dont wanna draw this anymore”, and “ts is a nightmare”.
- Sexual impulsivity: Tweets frequent explicit sexual comments, e.g. “我想操逼”, “我要操老头。。。”, and “汤姆约克的逼：谁来操我 我：画画暂停我去操”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: intelligent, creative, self-critical, and chronically a bit sad and alienated. Like Lisa, they’re deeply into niche interests and art, obsessing over specific bands and media while overthinking their own work, as seen in posts like “trying to draw but overestimating myself every time . i CANT draw well. i dont know how to shade or draw hair properly or draw clothes and make the drawing look neutral and not stiff. i dont know. i dont think ill ever know” and “html is just a shit pile” while they struggle to build a website. Their constant anxious self-evaluation and visible improvement arc, such as “i can actually see improvement” right next to “好想死为什么我啥都画不好”, mirrors Lisa’s mix of talent and insecurity. The way they beg for connection and interaction—“can we be friends”, “please interact”, and asking if anyone will play Roblox or magma with them—fits Lisa’s loneliness and desire for like-minded friends. Even their intense, slightly over-the-top fixations on Radiohead and Thom Yorke, like “I Have A Foot Fetish And Thom Yorke Is Making It Worse”, echo Lisa’s tendency to hyperfixate on her passions in a way that makes her feel out of step with everyone around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary (drawing, coding, Roblox, hyperfixating on Radiohead) and they repeatedly ask for low‑pressure one‑to‑one interaction instead of big social scenes, e.g. “can anyone play roblox with me” and “I don’t want to play twitter… who can dm and play with me”, plus a private account in the bio. Their focus on internal ideas, fantasies, and AUs rather than concrete daily life fits Intuition: they talk about hyperfixations and creative concepts like “I wanna do an au(?) based on this pic” and abstract mood posts like “feeling increasingly hopeless by the second Ok”, and they dramatize experiences (e.g. their HTML struggles) instead of detailing practical steps. The tone is strongly Feeling: they judge things based on emotional impact and empathy, relating intensely to other artists’ pain (“I relate to this on an astronomical level omfg 😭”) and getting upset at art theft because it disrespects effort and feelings (“It makes me angry because people like that don’t understand the time and effort that goes into drawing”). Finally, they seem Perceiving: they complain about lack of focus and structure (“needto lock in need to lock in…”), jump between projects and media (“Think imma go back 2 procreate”), and frequently express art block and spontaneity rather than rigid planning, as in “draw 1 masterpiece and immediately get art block”.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting ‘好想死为什么我啥都画不好’ and ‘tryin to draw but overestimating myself every time,’ but if your art looks like that 7‑hour piece you posted on 2026‑01‑12, I’m ready to overestimate you professionally and call you my favorite artist.
- You said on 2026‑01‑02 that you could ‘actually see improvement’—if you ever want more evidence, we can open that giant CSP canvas you cram everything into and I’ll point at every drawing like ‘masterpiece, masterpiece, also masterpiece,’ until you believe it.
- You were asking for someone to play Roblox and even get matching avatars for that ‘4 Minute Warning’ AU—let’s make a deal: you design the lore, I’ll grind the rblx挂机 with you, and we’ll make everyone else jealous they’re not in our little apocalypse duo.
- You complain about HTML being a ‘shit pile’ and celebrated your first little textbox on sadandthirteen.neocities.org; if you want, I’ll be the CSS to your HTML—pure chaos alone, but together we’re dangerously pretty and only slightly broken in mobile view.
- You keep manifesting Thom tied to a hospital bed, asking ‘汤姆约克是人类吗’ and threatening to ‘axe him axe him axe him,’ but between Radiohead, King Crimson, and Michael Stipe birthday celebrations, I’m starting to think the real problem is that you haven’t tried hyperfixating on me yet.
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Your new Twitter bio
Illustrator in a committed relationship with Radiohead references & HTML errors. Once spent 7 hours on one drawing and still asked what went wrong.– @cant_draw_right
Your signature cocktail
Sad And Thirteen on the Rocks
This drink starts with smoky mezcal for their Radiohead/Thom Yorke obsession and slightly unhinged fixation on sad old men, echoing posts like “汤姆约克是人类吗” and “我要操老头。。。”. Black tea syrup with burnt sugar captures the late-night grind, art frustration, and self-criticism in tweets like “好想死为什么我啥都画不好” and “这图特么画了我七个小时我到底哪里做错了”. A splash of lychee liqueur is the soft, fruity sweetness behind all the angst, the part that says “can we be friends” and “please interact”. The dash of saline nods to hospital/needle scars and constant stress, like “卧槽我扎留置针的地方留疤了” and “im having a mental breakdown for no apparent reason anyone wanna magma with me”. Finally, charcoal-tinted soda water makes it look glitchy and webcore, reflecting their HTML/Neocities endeavors in “im trying to make a website please give ideas” and “html is just a shit pile”, while keeping the whole thing fizzy, weird, and unexpectedly fun.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong, almost obsessive creativity and desire to improve at their craft, which leans heavily Ravenclaw. They constantly analyze their own work and process, asking things like “你们画一张画一般多长时间” and lamenting “这图特么画了我七个小时我到底哪里做错了”, which reveals a reflective, analytical mindset. Their frustration with technical skills in both art and coding (e.g. “谁来教我构成？？？”, “html is just a shit pile”, and “im trying to make a website please give ideas”) comes from wanting to understand and master complex systems rather than avoiding them. They also show clear enjoyment in niche, somewhat esoteric interests—Radiohead deep cuts, Meeting People Is Easy, King Crimson variants, and building a personal Neocities site—such as “why are there so many different versions of king crimson songs” and “just randomly discovered the full meeting people is easy film in my photos”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of obscure knowledge. While they’re emotional and self-deprecating, the core throughline is intellectual and creative fixation, self-critique, and a drive to learn and refine, all of which are archetypally Ravenclaw rather than driven by Gryffindor bravado, Hufflepuff steadiness, or Slytherin ambition.
Your movie
Your song
How to Disappear Completely - Radiohead
Their timeline is dominated by Radiohead fixation, from “电台头。。。电台头。。。。。。” to highly specific Thom Yorke posts like “I Have A Foot Fetish And Thom Yorke Is Making It Worse”, so a Radiohead song fits them best. How to Disappear Completely captures their recurring hopelessness and self-loathing about art, echoed in tweets like “好想死为什么我啥都画不好” and “feeling increasingly hopeless by the second Ok”. The song’s drifting, dissociative mood mirrors posts such as “im having a mental breakdown for no apparent reason anyone wanna magma with me” and “feeling increasingly hopeless by the second Ok”. At the same time, they keep reaching out for connection—“please interact”, “can we be friends”, “can anyone play roblox with me”—which fits the song’s sense of wanting to vanish while still quietly longing to be understood.
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