Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares joy, anger, and frustration, like celebrating idols following them in “meu deus meu idolo me seguiu” and raging about football in “eu odeio o flamengo”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd jokes and sexual humor, e.g. the exaggerated insult in “filho da puta burro a gente nao fala espanhol...” and the self-mocking artist name in “kaio bilola é meu nome artistico”.
- Affectionate-fan: Shows deep enthusiasm and attachment to artists like MCR and Frank, as in “o frank vai estar no brasil meu deus” and the excited reactions to setlists in “QUW SETLIST IBCRIVEL”.
- Self-reflective: Thinks about their own growth and future, like wondering about their younger self in “sera que o kaiozinho de 2019 ficaria feliz...” and quoting introspective lyrics in “while im living ill keep trying”.
- Socially-engaged: Interacts heavily with friends and fandoms, commenting on fandom dynamics in “o mcrtwt br se dividiu” and joking about the comments they get in “o nivel dos comentarios que eu recebo dos meus amigos...”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile-temper: Frequently expresses intense anger, especially about football, calling the team “time merda” and “time lixo” in “flamengo time merda” and “que time lixo”.
- Harsh-language: Uses very aggressive and vulgar phrasing, for example in “filho da puta burro...” and explicit sexual descriptions in “que tesao do caralho eu teria dado um tapa tao grande...”.
- Self-deprecating: Speaks negatively about themselves, like saying they’d be a terrible parent in “eu seria um pessimo pai pelo amor de deus” and calling themselves dumber than before in “eu to mais burro que antes”.
- Obsessive-fixation: Shows intense fixation on specific interests, admitting they only think about Frank in “a unica coisa que eu penso é no frank” and repeatedly centering tweets on MCR tours and setlists like “ESSA SETLIST ME MATOU SERIO”.
- Pessimistic-tone: Often highlights discomfort or annoyance—complaining about weather in “tava chovendo p porra e agora ta um calor do krl”, money delays in “pq demora tanto”, and being ashamed of their team in “que vergonha de ser flamenguista serio”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user’s chaotic, irreverent energy and constant joking fits Bart Simpson best. They’re loud, impulsive, and a bit vulgar in a funny way, like when they say “filho da puta burro a gente nao fala espanhol so quem fala espanhol é sua mae na minha cama gritando ai papi dale dale” and “um gostoso desse ser o beatle feio é paia demais o cara tem mo pauzao”. They have over-the-top reactions to sports and fandom, raging at Flamengo with tweets like “flamengo time merda” and obsessing over My Chemical Romance and Frank like a hyperfixated teen, as in “como que eu vou voltar a estudar sendo que eu to mais burro que antes e a unica coisa que eu penso é no frank”. Under the mischief there’s a sliver of sensitivity and self-awareness, reflected in their bio “cold hearted girl dont hurt me like this anymore” and tweets like “sera que o kaiozinho de 2019 ficaria feliz em ver oque ele se tornou no futuro”. This mix of crude humor, emotional outbursts, and hidden softness is very much Bart rather than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly broadcast their reactions, banter with friends, and publicly dramatize everything from football to fandom, e.g. “como que faz um hit tweet tao foda que comecam te seguirem” and “o nivel dos comentarios que eu recebo dos meus amigos em foto minha é incrivel”, which shows a focus on social engagement and external validation. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they riff on ideas and associations rather than concrete details, like “twenty nine pearls in ur kiss a singing smile coffee smell and lilac skin ur flame in me” and the quasi-poetic bio line reused in “cold hearted girl dont hurt me like this anymore im waiting by outside your door saying 'baby can we talk?'”. They are clearly Feeling over Thinking: decisions and opinions are framed emotionally and expressively, from intense football frustration (“que vergonha de ser flamenguista serio”, “eu odeio o flamengo”) to affection and admiration for idols (“meu deus meu idolo me seguiu”, “o frank vai estar no brasil meu deus”). Finally, they appear Perceiving: life is reactive, spontaneous, and unstructured—complaining about sleep, money, and hair (“fui acordado com um monte de grito vsf to com 5 horas de eono agora tmnc”, “nao aguento mais esperar quero receber meu dinheiro logo pqp pq demora tanto”, “VOU CORTAR MEU CABELO AMANHA”) and worrying about returning to study without any clear plan (“como que eu vou voltar a estudar sendo que eu to mais burro que antes e a unica coisa que eu penso é no frank”). This mix of highly social expression, emotional intensity, idealization of artists, and impulsive, go-with-the-flow lifestyle fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You hate Flamengo, you lost 20 conto, and your hair is having a ‘corte químico’… statistically, the next good thing in your timeline should be me.
- If you can scream ‘THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM’ at a MCR setlist and still find energy to rage-tweet about Flamengo in the same week, imagine the passion you’d put into loving someone. I volunteer as tribute.
- You said ‘como que eu vou voltar a estudar sendo que eu to mais burro que antes e a unica coisa que eu penso é no frank’ — I’m not Frank, but I can help you study… starting with chemistry between us.
- You call yourself ‘cold hearted girl dont hurt me like this anymore’, but you also freaked out when your idol followed you and when Frank is coming to Brazil. I don’t believe you’re cold-hearted; you’re just waiting for someone that makes you tweet ‘AIIIIIII QUE LINDO MEU DEUS’ about them instead.
- You were willing to miss the Flamengo game AND the MCR show and still tweet ‘vale a pena entao’ about life… so if we go out and it sucks, I promise to at least give you material for a ‘que humilhação’ tweet and a good story. If it’s great, you can just quote: ‘que madrugada abençoada’.
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Part-time Flamengo hater, full-time MCR enjoyer. Once lost 20 reais and my dignity in the same match. Here for football, riffs, and oversharing.– @caopatetico
Your signature cocktail
Cold Hearted Bilola Fizz
This drink starts with a cachaça shot for their loud, chaotic Brazilian energy and football rants, like “que time lixo” and “imagina perder pro sp que vergonha”. Black cherry soda brings a dark, emo sweetness for their My Chemical Romance and Frank obsession, echoing “hoje tem jogo do flamengo e show do my chem DE NOVO” and “como que eu vou voltar a estudar sendo que eu to mais burro que antes e a unica coisa que eu penso é no frank”. Spicy ginger syrup represents their unfiltered, horny, foul‑mouthed humor, like “um gostoso desse ser o beatle feio é paia demais o cara tem mo pauzao” and “que tesao do caralho eu teria dado um tapa tao grande e comido ele ali mesmo”. A hit of lime juice cuts through with the introspective, sentimental side behind the jokes, as in “sera que o kaiozinho de 2019 ficaria feliz em ver oque ele se tornou no futuro” and their bio-echoing line “cold hearted girl dont hurt me like this anymore im waiting by outside your door”. Finally, the smoked salt rim is the lingering bitterness and drama of being a suffering Flamenguista (“que vergonha de ser flamenguista serio”) and the permanently exhausted, chaotic life energy of “fui acordado com um monte de grito vsf to com 5 horas de eono agora tmnc”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Kaio shows a very strong Gryffindor-style impulsiveness and emotional intensity, especially around football and fandom. When Flamengo plays badly, they explode with raw, dramatic reactions like “que time lixo” and “que vergonha de ser flamenguista serio”, which suggests a hot-blooded, bold temperament rather than a calm or calculating one. They also frame their own desires and frustrations in a very direct, no-filter way, for example “como que eu vou voltar a estudar sendo que eu to mais burro que antes e a unica coisa que eu penso é no frank” and the over-the-top, visceral reaction in “FOI ESSA A MINHA VISAO VCS NAO SABRM O QUAO DOLORIDO MEU PAU FICOU”. Their humor is brash and confrontational, as seen in “filho da puta burro a gente nao fala espanhol so quem fala espanhol é sua mae na minha cama gritando ai papi dale dale”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to charge in and speak their mind. While there’s some creativity and sentimentality in tweets like “twenty nine pearls in ur kiss a singing smile coffee smell and lilac skin ur flame in me”, the dominant pattern is fiery, impulsive, and emotionally courageous expression—classic Gryffindor energy.
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Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
A song that best suits them is I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance, because it blends emotional chaos, humor, and dramatic venting in the same way their timeline does. They’re clearly deep in MCR culture, constantly talking about shows and setlists, like “THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM” and “QUW SETLIST IBCRIVEL”, which already anchors their personality to that band. The song’s theme of being overwhelmed and frustrated but still joking through it mirrors tweets such as “que jogo merda” and “time imprestavel”, where they dramatize their annoyance with Flamengo. Their bio, “cold hearted girl dont hurt me like this anymore,” echoes the song’s mix of heartbreak and defensiveness, much like “cold hearted girl dont hurt me like this anymore im waiting by outside your door saying 'baby can we talk?'”. Finally, the constant swings between intense passion (“o frank vai estar no brasil meu deus”) and self-deprecating chaos (“como que eu vou voltar a estudar sendo que eu to mais burro que antes e a unica coisa que eu penso é no frank”) match the song’s loud, messy, and emotionally honest energy.
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