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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, irreverent, and mischievous online presence that still hides a surprising amount of thoughtfulness and geeky niche knowledge. Their humor is bratty and unfiltered, like reacting to leaking culture and Genshin kit drama with posts such as “Varka kit so bad he might as well be the 20th on field anemo vv driver” and “Leakers keep speaking in riddles like Celestia’s watching 😒😒😒”. They lean into horny and gross-out jokes in a very Bart way, as seen in “I need Wriothesley's creamy chowder inside my stomach” and “Watching pimple popping videos on x2 speed but then the pus gets too close to my finger 🤢🤢🤢”. At the same time, they show surprising self-awareness and emotional texture beneath the jokes, like “Is there HGTV for low income housing cuz I’d watch tf out of that” and “everyone i know is losing their dialyn 50/50s omg lets blame mercury retrograde”, which fits Bart’s occasional moments of unexpected sincerity. Their bio line about being “Conveniently superstitious” and the constant riffing on games, leaks, and friends mirrors Bart’s class-clown energy: always joking, sometimes edgy, but clearly very plugged into their little world and its lore.

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They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with others, reference roommates, coworkers, and "oomfs," and enjoy public joke-sharing, e.g. “white woman came up to pick up her boba and she bowed??? 😭😭😭” and “all the Nodkrai dps having 5 letters… Flins Nefer Zibai Varka… RERIR”, which show high social energy and performative humor. They are clearly iNtuitive, gravitating toward speculation, patterns, and theorycrafting more than concrete detail, as seen in posts like “Ok but like the concept of gods/Aeons only existing bc people believe they exist... What if Edo Star story is like Cipher's on a much grander scale and we find out another Aeon is fake. What if Aha is fake...” and playful meta-leaks like “Columbina gives interruption resistance to characters with 5 letters in their name”. Their tone is strongly Feeling: highly expressive, relational, and value-driven, with lots of emotional language and parasocial care, e.g. “Rest in peace diva 💔” and “I love when gay men act gay”, plus a tendency to dramatize experiences rather than break them down logically. Finally, they appear Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and go-with-the-flow (not structured or plan-heavy), shown by tweets like “Putting on a 5 hour video essay and waking up to Cozy Rainy Night 🌧️ | Gentle Piano Music for Deep Sleep, Study & Relaxation” and “Me falling for every single profile visit bait post. I need to be put down.”. Taken together—social, imaginative, emotional, and spontaneous—the profile best fits ENFP.

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UF ‘26 | Retail by day, Genshin leaks & Hoyoverse brainrot by night. Once forgot my name on a test and still pulled a 99.– @caprisun_diem

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This drink starts with a Capri Sun–style citrus pouch mix to honor the username and the way they joke about growing up broke in a $100-equals-$20 world, a vibe straight out of “$100 is the new $20 is the new $5”. Spiced rum brings the chaotic gamer-leaker energy that runs through posts like “Leakers keep speaking in riddles like Celestia’s watching 😒😒😒” and their endless Genshin/Hoyo meta commentary. Thai chile honey adds a horny, thirsty kick for moments like “Me with Wriothesley’s boxers 🤤🤤” and “I need Wriothesley's creamy chowder inside my stomach”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, effervescent, and a little experimental—like someone who can go from “Bored at work” to losing it over niche story leaks in seconds, as with “After completing the Luna IV Archon quests, the Welkin Moon will increase to 100 primogems / day 🌙”. The pop rocks and black lava salt rim nod to their self-described “conveniently superstitious” nature and Mercury-retrograde blame game in “everyone i know is losing their dialyn 50/50s omg lets blame mercury retrograde”, turning every sip into a tiny chaotic ritual. Overall it’s strong, sweet with a sharp bite, and just unhinged enough to be sipped “in the bathroom” while tweeting things like “Are guys with hairy pits allowed to wear sleeveless”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by analysis, theorycrafting, and meta-commentary, which aligns strongly with Ravenclaw’s curiosity and love of ideas. They dive into speculative lore and leak analysis like “7.0+ Story leaks info: We will return to Nodkrai where we will meet a revived La Signora that will reawaken our suppressed memories. This quest will recap the entire Nodkrai Archon Quest series. Via Uncle 六十七 (STC)” and mechanically critique kits and systems such as “So Genshin Impact just locked Durin talent materials behind this bullshit domain ... How do you feel about this?”, showing a habit of dissecting game design rather than just consuming it. There’s also a distinctly intellectual, almost academic playfulness in posts like “Just graduated from Widsith University” and “Put a joke in my presentation and the whole class laughed”, suggesting pride in learning environments and communication. Their humor is quick and referential, as in “Leakers keep speaking in riddles like Celestia’s watching 😒😒😒” and the tongue‑in‑cheek fake-leak style of “Columbina gives interruption resistance to characters with 5 letters in their name Via Uncle Charlequin”, which reflects wit and a love of clever framing. While they clearly care about friends and fandom (a Hufflepuff-ish trait), the dominant throughline is an analytical, theory-loving, meta-joking mindset—classic Ravenclaw energy.

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The song Boys Will Be Bugs fits them because it captures a mix of self-aware messiness, humor, and vulnerability that runs through their timeline. They’re openly chaotic and dramatic, joking about things like “why cant straight people just say they sharted in the mother toilet?” and “I need Wriothesley's creamy chowder inside my stomach”, which matches the track’s scrappy, irreverent energy. At the same time, they show flashes of insecurity and self-deprecation, like “Me falling for every single profile visit bait post. I need to be put down.” and “Got a 99... i forgot to put my name”, echoing the song’s themes of feeling awkward and not fully put together. Their convenient superstition in the bio and tweets like “everyone i know is losing their dialyn 50/50s omg lets blame mercury retrograde” also reflect the song’s anxious, overthinking vibe. Overall, the track’s playful melancholy and "I’m a little freak but it’s fine" attitude mesh well with their blend of horny jokes, fandom obsession, and self-aware clownery.

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