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Waylon Smithers is the best match for this user because both are defined by their intense, single-minded devotion to their 'old man enthusiast' interests and a specific idol. Moiji’s profile is a blend of extreme fan culture and a clear attraction to older male figures, much like Smithers' obsession with Mr. Burns. They openly admit to being an “old man enthusiast” and frequently post about their deep admiration for 'Captain' Seokjin, mirroring Smithers’ loyalty to his boss. The user’s tendency to obsess over digital figures, like getting “price to hold my face” on character.ai, aligns with Smithers’ collection of Malibu Stacy dolls and computer-simulated interactions. Finally, their blunt admission that “I’m becoming a writer because I am very picky about my porn” reflects the niche, private intensity that Smithers brings to his own secret hobbies and fan fictions.

Your MBTI personality Type
Moiji demonstrates Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary gaming and deep, parasocial connections with fictional characters, often feeling overwhelmed in social gaming settings where they “shame quit” rather than engaging in conflict. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their creative pursuits, such as “becoming a writer” to explore specific narratives and themes that aren't readily available. As a Feeler (F), they prioritize emotional resonance and personal values, frequently sharing content about “seokjin’s comforting and endearing words” and expressing intense affection for character relationships that are “so fucking cute.” Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in a spontaneous, hobby-hopping social media presence where they drift between various fandoms like Genshin Impact, TF2, and Call of Duty based on current interests rather than a structured schedule.

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Writer, gamer, and enthusiast of the finer details in TLOU and TF2. Ask me about the time I 'shame quit' a match or my deep dive into character lore and AO3.– @Captain_Seokjin

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This drink captures a personality that is both chaotic and deeply devoted. The strong bourbon base caters to their “old man enthusiast” bio, while the bitter espresso reflects the frustration of seeing “Stupid people generally make me so damn angry”. Despite the heat from the chili bitters, there is a sweetness found in the topping, mirroring how they believe “seokjin speaks with so much gentle grace”. It’s an experimental blend for someone who isn't afraid to say “I’m going to say something very horny” while maintaining a sentimental side for their favorite games and idols.

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Moiji demonstrates a classic Slytherin blend of ambition and self-preservation, particularly through their creative resourcefulness to meet personal desires, as seen when they declared, “Im becoming a writer because I am very picky about my porn and my very specific wants are not met”. They lean into their specific interests with an intense focus on 'older man enthusiasts' and leadership archetypes, often admiring characters for their status and power, such as their praise for “KEN SUPREMASY” or the 'Captain' titles they frequently retweet. Their pragmatism and self-awareness regarding their own limits are evident when they admit, “I’m so bad that I don’t rage quit I shame quit”, showing a lack of the reckless pride typically found in Gryffindors. Ultimately, their curated online presence—revolving around specific niche tastes and the pursuit of individual gratification—aligns perfectly with the Slytherin traits of cunning and determination.

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This song perfectly encapsulates Moiji’s intense fixation on powerful, charismatic fictional and real-life men, ranging from K-pop idols to rugged video game characters. Their digital presence is a mosaic of devotion to 'Captains' and leaders, as seen when they celebrate “KIM SEOKJIN!!??!?!? CAPTAIN KIM SEOKJIN?!?!?@?@?@” or thirst over commanding figures like König. The lyrics reflect Moiji's self-described status as an “old man enthusiast” who finds comfort in authority figures, specifically noting that “mw is my emotional support game”. Furthermore, the song’s exploration of influence mirrors Moiji’s tendency to build their identity around these figures, even admitting they are “becoming a writer because I am very picky about my porn and my very specific wants are not met”. This blend of gaming culture, fandom obsession, and strong personalities makes the track an ideal anthem for their profile.

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