Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyalty: Valdor is deeply loyal to the Emperor and the Imperium, as shown by his dedication to his duty and his willingness to fight for the cause.
- Skill: He is a skilled warrior, as shown by his numerous victories and his ability to defeat even the most powerful enemies.
- Humor: Valdor has a dry sense of humor and is not afraid to make light of his own flaws and the absurdity of his situation.
- Justice: He has a strong sense of justice and is quick to punish those who break the law, even if it means executing serfs for making mistakes.
- Intimidation: Valdor is a powerful and intimidating figure, even among the Custodes, as shown by his numerous war crimes and his ability to command his brothers to shut up.
Weaknesses:
- Grumpiness: Valdor is easily annoyed by things like misspelt names, incorrect information, and people who don't heat his coffee.
- Clumsiness: He has been known to fall from great heights and still survive, suggesting a lack of coordination.
- Self-deprecation: His tendency to make jokes about his own flaws shows a lack of self-confidence.
- Control: Valdor's desire to command his brothers to shut up suggests a need for control.
- Emotional detachment: His inability to understand or express emotions, as seen in his repeated statements about not having emotions, shows a lack of emotional depth.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Valdor's personality and actions closely resemble those of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. Both are powerful, wealthy, and often cruel individuals who are obsessed with maintaining their power and control. Valdor's tendency to be grumpy, easily annoyed, and quick to punish those who make mistakes mirrors Mr. Burns's behavior. "A good morning to everyone....except that one Remembrancer who spelled my name wrong. You know who you are. I am never forgiving her. May you be thrown into the Eye of Terror to suffer for all eternity." Both characters are also known for their dry sense of humor, which they use to mask their underlying coldness and indifference. "I can't believe I have to go on a crusade again immediately after a Custodes training session. This was not marked upon my schedule and I will now be executing the serf that made this mistake."
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- I may not understand emotions, but I can tell you're the kind of person who would make me reconsider my stance on romance.
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- I may be a grumpy old man, but I'd be willing to share my coffee with you.
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Loyal servant of the Emperor, dedicated to upholding the Imperium's laws and crushing heretics. Also, a bit of a grumpy old man with a dry sense of humor.– @Captain_Valdor
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Slytherin
Valdor's ambition, cunning, and ruthlessness point towards Slytherin. His ambition is evident in his desire to be the best, as shown by his numerous war crimes and his constant striving for perfection. His cunning is seen in his ability to manipulate situations to his advantage, as shown by his ability to command his brothers to shut up and his willingness to use his power to get what he wants. His ruthlessness is evident in his willingness to punish those who make mistakes, even if it means executing serfs for making simple errors. "I can't believe I have to go on a crusade again immediately after a Custodes training session. This was not marked upon my schedule and I will now be executing the serf that made this mistake." All of these traits align with the values of Slytherin, which prioritizes ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.
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The Trooper - Iron Maiden
The song's themes of war, loyalty, and sacrifice resonate with Valdor's character and his role as a Custodes warrior. "I adore my brothers. They remind me there are always Custodes worse than me." The song's fast-paced and powerful music, combined with its lyrics about battle and heroism, capture Valdor's strength and determination. "I can't believe I have to go on a crusade again immediately after a Custodes training session. This was not marked upon my schedule and I will now be executing the serf that made this mistake."
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