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Your Simpsons character
Bart is the best match: mischievous, boundary-pushing, and endlessly performative. Alex's blend of trolling ('Heil the rizzler'), juvenile humour ('Farted It stinks'), and a knack for chaos mirrors Bart's prankster energy. Bart also masks insecurity with bravado the way Alex oscillates between 'I'm so lonely' and louder, edgier tweets.

Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP fits Alex's live-for-the-moment, performative, sensory, people-focused style. Extraversion: they broadcast feelings constantly and engage with followers ('Like subscribe and hit that bell', many quoted tweets). Sensing: their tweets are image- and sensation-driven — 'I stink i can smell myself', 'Picture day tomorrow' — focusing on concrete, bodily detail. Feeling: many posts are emotive and value-laden (loneliness, crushes, insecurity: 'I'm so lonely'; 'I want to get a girlfriend'). Perceiving: they are spontaneous, trend-hopping and improvisational ('okay offline', 'I should nap til 12 bit I waanna watch YouTube shorts for 5 hours'). Together these traits map cleanly to ESFP: the dramatic performer of the social timeline.

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16 • he/him 🏳️⚧️ • ‘Hatsune Miku husband’ • anime, gacha nostalgia & chaotic memes • cringe, honesty & midnight rants • alt account: @captainsxcapalt • Like, subscribe & hit that bell– @captainsxcap

Your signature cocktail
The 'Neon Rizzler' captures Alex's bright anime aesthetic ('Hatsune miku husband') and chaotic sweetness ('crystallizing my piss ponies') — blue curaçao for Miku-blue vibes, lychee for J-pop/japanesey sweetness, sparkling sake for otaku nights, cola for teenage energy, and glitter for meme-level shimmer. It's loud, a little messy, and perfect for a midnight tweetstorm.

Your Hogwarts House
Alex's online persona leans toward Slytherin: resourceful, attention-driven, and willing to court controversy to get what they want. Their penchant for provocative, strategic posts — from 'Heil the rizzler he defeats all evils and spreads joy and kindness' to intentionally shocking lines — suggests they know how to use social capital to influence reaction. They also show survival instinct and adaptability (jumping across trends, Discord interactions, alt accounts) rather than open idealism or steady loyalty, which fits Slytherin's practical cunning more than Gryffindor or Hufflepuff.

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Kurt Cobain's anthem of teenage angst and chaotic energy fits Alex's mix of rebellion, self-loathing and performative loudness. Lines like 'Picture day tomorrow and I still got all this face fat I'm gonna kill myself bro' and 'Once the clock strikes 12 and your 16 it's all done for man' echo the song's frustrated, defiant teenage voice.

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