Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: They reflect on their own feelings and needs, like wanting to understand their emotions and relationships in “entender melhor os meus sentimentos entender oq é um relacionamento”.
- Self-reflective: They frequently analyze their own behavior and choices, as in “sera q eu to fazendo algo de certo na minha vida?” and “eu pareço desejar o sucesso, mas o que seria isso?”.
- Passionate: Their tweets show intense feelings about love, desire, and music, like “ai mds q tesão” and the bio referencing evermore, track 10.
- Goal-oriented: They set clear plans and priorities, such as focusing on studies, music, and family in “focar nessa ultima semana de aulas… aprender mais sobre o baixo isso” and celebrating gym progress in “estou gostando muito da minha evolução na academia”.
- Caring: They worry about others’ well-being, like telling someone to sleep for their own good in “eu acabei de me dizer pra ela ir dormir pq vai fazer bem pra ela” and feeling anxious about losing people in “um my fears is to lose the people I still have contact with”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional-impulsivity: They swing quickly between extremes and vent intensely, as in “TAVA TUDO BEM… MAS NAAAAAAAAA… VC TINHA Q FAZER BOSTA NÉ” and “EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS TIRA ESSA DESGRAÇA DE MIM Q INFERNO”.
- Self-criticism: They are harsh on themselves, calling their own actions childish or insulting themselves in “pqp eu me odeio, q atitude mais infantil velho” and “NÃO, VOCÊ NÃO QUER NAMORAR VOCÊ SÓ QUER DAR SUA PUTA EGOÍSTA”.
- Attachment-anxiety: They express fear of loss and intense longing for constant contact, as in “eu só espero conseguir diminuir essa necessidade que eu tenho de ficar com ela o tempo inteiro” and “um my fears is to lose the people I still have contact with”.
- Jealousy: They admit envy and discomfort when others are with someone they like, such as “ta bom, eu to com inveja… da garota q ela beija” and tension about Laura and Nicoly in “Laura ta querendo pegar a nicoly”.
- Indecisiveness: They struggle to make clear choices in relationships, shown in “eu n sei se quero namorar” and feeling guilty about not wanting to officialize in “me vejo um pouco culpada por não sentir que eu e ela devemos oficializar”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense, and constantly self-analyzing. Like Lisa, they overthink relationships and commitment, questioning themselves with tweets like “eu n sei se quero namorar” and “entender melhor os meus sentimentos entender oq é um relacionamento”. There’s a strong reflective and slightly existential streak in lines such as “sera q eu to fazendo algo de certo na minha vida?” and “eu pareço desejar o sucesso, mas o que seria isso?”, very reminiscent of Lisa wondering about her future and purpose. They’re also sensitive and easily hurt by others’ actions or expectations, as seen in “q inferno de espectativas” and “eu ando muito sensível...”. Finally, their mix of social conscience and sharp judgment, like “the US is actually the most stupid country that has existed”, fits Lisa’s tendency to criticize society while still caring deeply about people.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they call Twitter their personal diary in “o twitter virou meu diario pessoal”, crave being alone in “eu só quero ficar quieta e sozinha por um momento”, and often ruminate about feelings instead of chasing social spotlight. Their focus on inner meaning over concrete facts points to intuition (N): they question life direction in “sera q eu to fazendo algo de certo na minha vida?” and abstractly define success in “eu pareço desejar o sucesso, mas o que seria isso?”, showing a big-picture, existential lens rather than detail‑oriented sensing. They are clearly feeling (F)-driven: guilt and emotional impact dominate decisions in “eu acabei de chorar pois eu me sentia culpada por não conseguir me apaixonar” and relational hurts are expressed intensely in “VC Q TERMINOU… AGR VC N DESGRUDA DELA VAI TOMAR NO CUUUUUU”. On the J–P axis they appear more perceiving (P): they struggle with procrastination in “realmente a procrastinação é meu maior inimigo”, describe themselves as losing control in “eu estou perdendo o controle a cada dia q se passa”, and their plans for self‑improvement in “olha, eu sei oq eu tenho que fazer…” feel more aspirational than consistently executed. The combination of introspective diary‑like tweeting, intense romantic/sexual idealization in posts like “eu só queria ver ela, abraçar ela, sentir o cheiro dela, ela, só ela, apenas ela....” and deep sensitivity about relationships and family in “meus pais vão se separar” aligns best with INFP: an idealistic, emotionally intense introvert who lives primarily in their internal emotional and imaginative world.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Twitter turned into your personal diary… so if I flirt with you here, does that make me today’s main character entry? Because I’m ready to be the plot twist after that ‘I hate expectations’ arc.
- Evermore, track 10 is ‘ivy’—so tell me, if I wrap around your life the way that song wraps around your brain, would you let me be your favorite haunting chorus?
- You’re in the gym, doing calisthenics and handgrip, evolving your ‘more mature face’—can I book a front-row seat to watch your glow-up, or is that privilege reserved only for girls with green eyes driving you insane?
- You keep saying you don’t know if you want to date, that maybe you ‘just want to give’—what if I offer a deal: no labels, just one long night of cuddles, music, and me proving you deserve more than adrenaline and ego?
- You worry about losing people, your parents separating, your friends changing… so here’s my offer: when the rain hits (‘chuvinha boa’ style) and everything feels heavy, I’ll be the one who holds you like in that ‘will you hold me in your arms’ tweet—no drama, just warmth and quiet.
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Gym, bass lines & overthinking. Part-time diarist, full-time feeler. Once cried in front of Gab and still showed up to class the next day.– @capulusestvinum
Your signature cocktail
Evermore Track 10 Fever Dream Fizz
This cocktail starts with Brazilian cachaça for your roots and that raw, emotional honesty of turning Twitter into your diary, like when you said “o twitter virou meu diario pessoal” and confessed, “eu ando muito sensível...”. Green apple liqueur symbolizes the green-eyed obsession of “your green eyes are driving me insane” and that sweet, almost teenage crush energy of tweets like “ela me beijou”. Chili-infused honey syrup brings both heat and tenderness, echoing your mix of tesão and affection in “mdssss como eu qro dar” and “eu só queria ver ela, abraçar ela, sentir o cheiro dela”. Sparkling water with a splash of lime adds a light, restless fizz for your overthinking and self-questioning vibe in “sera q eu to fazendo algo de certo na minha vida?” and “sera q continuar nesse caminho raso e iluminado é o melhor?”. Finally, a dash of smoked sea salt represents the sting of family and relationship pain—like “meus pais vão se separar” and the raw outburst of “EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS TIRA ESSA DESGRAÇA DE MIM Q INFERNO”—that lingers on the rim but makes the whole drink more complex and unforgettable.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a strong mix of ambition, intensity, and self‑preservation that aligns most with Slytherin. They’re acutely aware of their own desires and don’t sugarcoat them, from sexual drive (“ai mds q tesão”, “eu só queria me ajoelhar, abrir as pernas dela e fazê la ver estrelas e deuses”) to craving success and status (“eu pareço desejar o sucesso, mas o que seria isso? ter bom emprego e estabilidade financeira? descobrir novas coisas que mudariam a nossa sociedade? ser famosa?”). They’re extremely self‑aware about how they navigate relationships and commitment, often prioritizing their own emotional safety and benefit, as in “eu tenho q aceitar q eu perdi uma pessoa q alimentava meu ego... eu não gostava dela, porque sabia q não combinariamos por questões de personalidade” and “dps q eu consegui satisfazer meus desejos físicos nunca mais pensei em namorar ou me relacionar a nível profundo com outra pessoa”. Even their self‑reprimands show a calculating edge about motives: “NÃO, VOCÊ NÃO QUER NAMORAR VOCÊ SÓ QUER DAR SUA PUTA EGOÍSTA”. While they have moments of doubt and sensitivity, their driving pattern is intense desire, ego awareness, and strategic emotional distance—classic Slytherin traits rather than the steadiness of Hufflepuff or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
evermore - Taylor Swift (feat. Bon Iver)
Their bio literally references evermore — “evermore, track 10 ~ 🍁🎸” — which already shows a deep emotional attachment to this song’s autumnal, reflective mood. The song’s themes of emotional exhaustion, spirals of overthinking, and trying to move on fit tweets like “td começou a dar errado quando eu comecei a pensar dms nisso” and “sera q eu to fazendo algo de certo na minha vida?”. Their intense, fluctuating feelings about relationships and attachment mirror the push-and-pull in the lyrics, seen in posts like “eu n sei se quero namorar” and “eu só espero conseguir diminuir essa necessidade que eu tenho de ficar com ela o tempo inteiro”. Moments of anger, self-blame, and emotional overload, such as “pqp eu me odeio, q atitude mais infantil velho” and “EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS TIRA ESSA DESGRAÇA DE MIM Q INFERNO”, resonate with the song’s sense of breaking under emotional weight before slowly finding resolve. Overall, evermore captures their blend of vulnerability, introspection, romantic confusion, and desire to eventually heal.
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