Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Storytelling: They build full AUs and narratives, like the caveman backstory in “caveman ivan lore:” and the complex jockemo comic idea in “I actually do have a complex jockemo story in my head”.
- Audience Awareness: They think about what their followers want and how to label content, e.g. asking for more SFW requests in “can u guys also request sfw stuff” and clarifying repost/credit in “if you like them feel free to repost them elsewhere, just credit me”.
- Humorous Honesty: They use self-aware humor to talk about insecurities and process, like “I'm literally just bullshitting bro every time I draw muscles” and “drawing caveman Ivan again. why am I putting my whole pussy into this.”.
- Protective Boundaries: They clearly set lines around their content and comfort, e.g. “if you're a minor please don't follow me, it makes me uncomfortable” and warning about NSFW in their bio and tweets like “PLEASE repost my art, beware of nsfw”.
- Experimental Artist: They actively experiment with tools and styles, debating brushes and line quality in “I CANT FUCKING CHOOSE BETWEEN SOLID PEN OR SLIGHTLY TRANSPARENT PEN” and “I've got three brushes that I gravitate towards for lineart”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh Self-Critique: They delete older work because it “looks bad,” as in “I periodically delete my drawings cause they just start to look bad after a while”, which may undermine long-term confidence and portfolio building.
- Style Inconsistency: They struggle to commit to a visual style, shown by tweets like “FUUUUUUUUUCK I CANT DECIDE IF I WANT MY STYLE TO BE SKETCHY AND TEXTURED OR SMOOTH ABD CLEAN” and “I have a different art style every drawing”.
- Executive Dysfunction: They directly mention difficulty executing bigger projects in “I actually do have a complex jockemo story in my head… but executive dysfunction is kicking my ass”, which slows progress on ideas they care about.
- Conflict Reactivity: Their irritation toward commenters and fandom drama, like “writers should be allowed to kill one commenter per chapter y'all motherfuckers ungrateful af” and enjoying “petty drama” in “the reason I love the alnst fandom so much is all the petty drama”, can escalate tension.
- Emotional Volatility: They describe intense mood spikes and threats in a joking way, such as “I am going to POST today and if you don't like it I'll KILL MYSELF !!!!!!!!!”, suggesting big emotional swings in response to online reception.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson best: chaotic, horny, and irreverent but ultimately soft-hearted and loyal. Their sense of humor is bratty and confrontational, like threatening followers with jokes such as “I am going to POST today and if you don't like it I'll KILL MYSELF !!!!!!!!!!” and complaining that “writers should be allowed to kill one commenter per chapter y'all motherfuckers ungrateful af”. They are openly obsessed with messy, "problematic" media and drama, gleefully admitting that “the reason I love the alnst fandom so much is all the petty drama, this shit is very entertaining to me”, which fits Bart’s love of chaos and stirring trouble. At the same time, they show emotional softness and devotion to their partner, as in “did y'all know my wife and I started as e daters? don't lose hope chat” and “I LOVE MY FIANCÉE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, mirroring Bart’s hidden sentimentality beneath the mischief. Their mix of crude sexual jokes, rebelliousness, and genuine affection feels much closer to an adult, extremely-online Bart than to any of the more restrained characters like Marge or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they share a lot of personal life and emotions openly, joke directly with their audience, and clearly enjoy interacting with followers, e.g. “from now on I'm only doing strawpage requests that say 'please' you motherfuckers need to learn some goddamn manners istfg” and “did y'all know my wife and I started as e daters? don't lose hope chat”. They’re strongly Intuitive: they constantly spin AUs and concepts rather than just reporting facts, like “caveman ivan lore: his dad was a T Rex… caveman Till died… bc they're doomed yaoi in every universe” and “otr!till who believes he is infertile but has always wanted kids / otr!Ivan that makes his dreams come true through the sheer power of mating press”. Their tone is values-driven and emotionally expressive, suggesting Feeling over Thinking: they care about how people are treated and joke about hurt feelings, e.g. “la verdad la gente que le gusta el tiiv si tiene derecho de querer 'vengarse'... pero… no a alguien que solo dibuja lo que le gusta” and “I'm actually quite soft hearted so if I think about canon ivantill a little too much I'll start crying”, even when being blunt or crass. Finally, they’re clearly Perceiving: they struggle with consistency, deadlines, and decisions—“FUUUUUUUUCK I CANT DECIDE IF I WANT MY STYLE TO BE SKETCHY AND TEXTURED OR SMOOTH ABD CLEAN”, “I have a different art style every drawing… every day I see a new piece that makes me go 'OOOH I wanna draw like that'”, and “I actually do have a complex jockemo story… but executive dysfunction is kicking my ass”. This combination of outward energy, idea-spinning, emotionality, and flexible/chaotic workflow fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep agonizing over sketchy vs smooth lineart, but I think we both know the solution is simple: you draw me sketchy, I treat you smooth.
- You said you’re only doing strawpage requests that say “please,” so consider this my formal commission: please let me be the bisexual in your audience who appreciates both the beautiful twinks AND the sweaty butches.
- You mentioned caveman Till dying of an asthma attack because they’re doomed yaoi in every universe—counter‑proposal: new AU where we’re the only pairing that actually gets a happy ending.
- You said writers should be allowed to kill one commenter per chapter; as an aspiring recurring character in your life, I promise to leave nothing but unproblematic, extremely grateful praise… and maybe a thirsty paragraph or two.
- You’re torn between t4t yaoi being like heroin and your complex jockemo comic kicking your ass—if you ever need a break from executive dysfunction, we can storyboard the romance arc where the CEO of emo till finally lets someone else top their to‑do list.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
NSFW illustrator of doomed boyfriends & emo jocks. Married, overcaffeinated, constantly redrawing Till’s hair. Please repost art with credit.– @caramel_fucks
Your signature cocktail
Emo Till Armpit Spritz
This drink is smoky, dramatic, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline, so the mezcal with a chili rim captures the horny chaos of posts like “mexico city stresses the FUCK outta me I need to go home and use my husband like a fleshlight” and their love of spicy drama in “I'm ngl the reason I love the alnst fandom so much is all the petty drama, this shit is very entertaining to me”. Hibiscus syrup brings a deep red, emo-sweet vibe, mirroring their t4t yaoi cravings in “t4t yaoi is like heroin to me, I'd love for it to exist someday” and all the soft ivantill feelings in “I love ivantill but I'm actually quite soft hearted so if I think about canon ivantill a little too much I'll start crying”. The pink grapefruit soda keeps it bubbly and slightly bitter, like someone who jokes about being overwhelmed but still posts relentlessly in “I am going to POST today and if you don't like it I'll KILL MYSELF !!!!!!!!!!” and “writers should be allowed to kill one commenter per chapter y'all motherfuckers ungrateful af”. A dash of coffee liqueur nods to their sleepless, overthinking artist brain wrestling with style choices in “FUUUUUUUUCK I CANT DECIDE IF I WANT MY STYLE TO BE SKETCHY AND TEXTURED OR SMOOTH ABD CLEAN AAAAAAAAAAGH” and “I CANT FUCKING CHOOSE BETWEEN SOLID PEN OR SLIGHTLY TRANSPARENT PEN OR SOLID TEXTURED PEN AGHGHGHHHHH”. Finally, the lime wedge slapped with mint is a cheeky garnish for their unabashedly horny, anatomy-nerd side in posts like “okay so I get that porn is fantasy but why does no one depict the vagina accurately.” and their willingness to put their “whole pussy” into caveman Ivan in “drawing caveman Ivan again. why am I putting my whole pussy into this.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a strongly Slytherin mix of self‑interest, sharp boundaries, and calculating pragmatism. They openly curate their audience and protect their comfort and brand, like when they say minors following them makes them uncomfortable and that they "ideally" wouldn't want them to perceive them at all in “if you're a minor please don't follow me, it makes me uncomfortable. ideally you wouldn't even perceive me at all but beggars can't be choosers”, and when they lay down strict etiquette rules for requests in “from now on I'm only doing strawpage requests that say 'please' you motherfuckers need to learn some goddamn manners istfg”. There’s a clear ambition to grow and manage a niche audience, as seen when they talk about having "18k twink lovers to feed" influencing what they draw in “Mizi, but I've got 18k twink lovers to feed now so I never draw her.....” and when they openly fantasize about cultivating a bisexual-heavy fanbase in “I want to draw beautiful Twink femboys and sweaty butches... I want an audience comprised almost entirely of bisexuals”. Their enjoyment of drama and problematic media also skews Slytherin: they relish petty fandom mess in “the reason I love the alnst fandom so much is all the petty drama, this shit is very entertaining to me” and defend consuming dark content with a wry, strategic argument in “'so you do like problematic media 🙁' > yeah man have u read the bible ? some fucked up shit happens in there”. Even their joking threats and ruthless humor toward their audience—like “writers should be allowed to kill one commenter per chapter y'all motherfuckers ungrateful af”—fit Slytherin’s sharp, cutting edge more than any other house. Overall, their ambition, careful curation of their space, and unapologetic embrace of messy, morally gray media make Slytherin the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits Mel’s whole vibe of chaotic, emo, sex‑positive art gremlin with a soft heart underneath. Their display name is literally “CEO of emo till” and they talk about stuff like “emo4emo ivantill bad boy by cascada music video” and “the fact that both emo and punk til wear wrist warmers.... he definitely cuts right ?”, echoing the song’s angsty, melodramatic teen aesthetic. The track’s mix of dark humor and genuine emotion matches tweets like “writers should be allowed to kill one commenter per chapter y'all motherfuckers ungrateful af” and “I am going to POST today and if you don't like it I'll KILL MYSELF !!!!!!!!!!”, where they dramatize their feelings in a tongue‑in‑cheek way. At the same time, there’s sincerity and tenderness under the edge, like “did y'all know my wife and I started as e daters? don't lose hope chat” and “I love ivantill but I'm actually quite soft hearted so if I think about canon ivantill a little too much I'll start crying”. Teenagers is basically the soundtrack to being irreverent, horny, emo, a bit dramatic, and surprisingly sentimental—exactly how Mel presents themselves online.
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