Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares physical and mental health struggles, like mentioning overdose in “yesterday i tried to overdose again” and ER/hospital stays in “Ive been at the ER since 7pm yesterday” and “i arrived at the mental hospital so uh. Cool!”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses strong care for others, like “I love my best friend 💗💗💗💗💗…”, “listening to nightcore while skipping with my best friend … maybe life is worth living”, and celebrating “happy national girlfriend day 💗💗💗 (ft. My girlfriend)”.
- Creative expressive: Uses poetic/lyrical language in posts like “when the blade hits my skin it meets no resistance, and my blood runs like honey and not tar” and quotes-style reflections in “She was secretly rehearsing her death every night…”.
- Playful humorous: Shows a silly, joking side with tweets like “what if cum had lactose in it and lactose intolerant people just couldnt have sex or theyd explode” and “meows at you while you scroll past”.
- Self-aware reflective: Thinks about personal patterns and relationships, like “even in my fantasy, i can't commit to believing that i'll get what i want ,,,, i'm afraid of what i want” and “when i cant sleep, sometimes i think about you and i wonder if i could have done anything to stop you from leaving me”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Repeatedly references wanting to die or suicide as an answer, like “i NEED to get skinned 🥹 suicide IS the answer 🥹 lets give up together twin 🥹”, “i think im going to kill myself”, and “suicide is the answer sometimes”.
- Self-loathing: Describes herself harshly, calling herself a failure or “stupid” in the bio and tweets like “Oh my god im a retard” and “Whats wrong with me killing myself if you hate me?”.
- Volatile anger: Expresses intense hostility toward others in posts like “I hope my enemies DIE. I hope my ex friends DIE. I hope anyone who has ever wronged me in the past DIES!!!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!” and “i will kill you and myself if this keeps up”.
- Body insecurity: Shows strong dissatisfaction with her body/weight, like “i need to lose 28 pounds to be underweight??????” and frustration about being called fat in “my mom keeps on saying how fat i am but then everytime i start a fast she takes us to get fast food”.
- Dependency seeking: Craves external validation and guidance, as in “my motto is : ‘pay attention to me!!!!!!’”, “youre super smart, unlike me. so you can guide me. you can tell me to do anything and ill do it”, and frequent posts about needing affection or being unable to be alone like “i hate going to sleep alone (´＿｀。)”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a much more online, depressive-zoomercore version of her. Like Lisa, this user is very self-aware and introspective, often turning pain into words, as seen in posts like “this is how i feel every time im alone with nothing to distract me from the innate feeling of loneliness and isolation that i can never seem to get rid of” and “even in my fantasy, i can't commit to believing that i'll get what i want ,,,, i'm afraid of what i want”. Their timeline shows sensitivity, idealism, and emotional intensity twisted by depression and suicidality, such as “yesterday i tried to overdose again” and “Whats wrong with me killing myself if you hate me?”, which parallels Lisa’s frequent feelings of being misunderstood and overwhelmed. At the same time, they’re creative, romantic, and a little dramatic in love and friendship — see “I love my best friend 💗💗💗” and “but how can a pathetic girl like me find someone who will love me for the rest of my life ?” — much like Lisa’s intense attachments. The combination of intelligence, self-loathing humor, political/ironic awareness (“my tummy hurts cuz period , this is all trumps fault i swear”), and a constant search for meaning in pain makes them feel like a darker, internet-poisoned Lisa rather than any of the more chaotic or apathetic characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often talk about loneliness and internal experiences rather than big social scenes, like “this is how i feel every time im alone with nothing to distract me from the innate feeling of loneliness and isolation that i can never seem to get rid of” and “i hate going to sleep alone (´＿｀。)”, and frame attention-seeking as a kind of coping, e.g. “my motto is : ‘pay attention to me!!!!!!’”. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N): they frequently use poetic, metaphorical language and abstract emotional concepts rather than concrete facts, such as “both [ love ] and [ hate ] have never been enough for me, so I fell in love with [ abnormality ]” and “when the blade hits my skin it meets no resistance, and my blood runs like honey and not tar”. They clearly prioritize feeling (F) over detached logic; most posts are about emotions, relationships, and hurt, like “Whats wrong with me killing myself if you hate me?” and the intensely emotional breakup tweets “ive been crying over the same boy for three fucking days i cant take this”. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: they often describe impulsivity, lack of structure, and staying up late or acting on feelings in the moment, such as “GUESS WHO STAYED UP ALL NIGHT AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥🔥” and the chaotic swings between despair and sudden enthusiasm like “NEVER GIVE UP 🔥🔥🔥 ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU STAY UP LATE ENOUGH TO DO IT 🔥🔥🔥🔥 LISTEN TO THE VOICES 🔥🔥”. Combining these patterns—introspective, metaphor-heavy, emotionally driven, and spontaneous—INFP fits them better than adjacent types like ENFP or ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said dating you has a $50 paywall, but honestly with the doomed yuri, Miku cosplay, and kitty-pilled charm, I think I’m getting a limited-edition collectors bundle.
- You’re over there praying any weight gain goes straight to your tits and ass, meanwhile I’m over here praying it goes straight to your serotonin so you can keep tweeting about Hatsune Miku and doomed yuri for a very long time.
- You talk about being ‘kittypilled’ and wanting euthanasia, but hear me out: what if I just put you in a sunny spot, give you headpats, and listen to nightcore with you until ‘suicide is the answer’ slowly turns into ‘maybe life is worth living’ again?
- You said you’d have married that person if they’d stuck around—lucky for you I’ve got the stamina of someone who can stay up all night like you on 2025-08-01 AND still cheer you on through every cosplay con and ER visit.
- You keep calling yourself stupid and a failure, but anyone who can go from mental hospital selfies to opening art commissions, cosplaying Miku, and still making jokes about green piss and lactose-cum has main-character energy… can I be your doomed yuri side character?
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Cosplayer, nightcore enjoyer & doomed yuri scholar. Once stayed up 24h for a con and forgot my wig at home. Comms open, trying my best.– @cardboardtables
Your signature cocktail
Kittypilled Doomed Yuri Fizz
This drink is light, pink, and deceptively bubbly—sweet on the surface but with a quietly dangerous kick, just like their mix of suicidal humor and softness in “i NEED to get skinned 🥹 suicide IS the answer 🥹 lets give up together twin 🥹” and “yesterday i tried to overdose again”. Lychee soju is playful, fruity, and a little childish, echoing their self-description as a “really stupid n dumb girl failure” and the chaotic energy of “just a girl online !!!1!1!!1 ( ´ ∀ )”. Sakura syrup brings soft, romantic sweetness and doomed-girl aesthetic, inspired by lines like “both [ love ] and [ hate ] have never been enough for me, so I fell in love with [ abnormality ]” and all their melodramatic yuri pining in “listening to nightcore while skipping with my best friend (doomed yuri victim) 🥹 maybe life is worth living”. Pink grapefruit soda adds fizz and bitterness, capturing how they swing from flirting and thirst in “thinking about making out and dry humping…….. (sighs dreamily)” to outright despair in “i think im going to kill myself”. A dash of absinthe is the sharp, slightly toxic edge for their intrusive thoughts and theatrical threats like “I CHANGED MY MIND!!! EVERYONE CAN DIE AAAAAA” and “i will kill you and myself if this keeps up”. Finally, edible glitter and heart-shaped ice mirror their sparkly, attention-seeking, kitty-coded persona from “my motto is : “pay attention to me!!!!!!””, “im. So kitty pilled i swear im not a failure im just kittypilled 🥹”, and the endless pink hearts whenever they talk about their friends and girlfriend.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Yuki’s timeline is driven less by ambition or intellectualism and more by intense attachment to people, yearning for connection, and a kind of ride-or-die emotional loyalty, which are very Hufflepuff-coded traits. Their affection toward close relationships is obvious in posts like “I love my best friend 💗💗💗…”, “listening to nightcore while skipping with my best friend (doomed yuri victim) 🥹 maybe life is worth living”, and “happy national girlfriend day 💗💗💗 (ft. My girlfriend)”, where companionship is framed as one of the only things that makes life feel worthwhile. They repeatedly frame themselves as a “failure” and “really stupid n dumb girl,” but still show a soft, caring core and desire to be noticed and cherished, as in “Yk what turns me on??? when people notice things about me ,,,, like my favorite gifs or words i use often or silly typing habits”, which fits Hufflepuff’s sensitivity and focus on interpersonal warmth. Even in extreme distress and self-destructive posts like “yesterday i tried to overdose again” and “Whats wrong with me killing myself if you hate me?”, the framing is relational—how others feel about them—rather than about glory, cunning, or intellectual achievement. Their humor and self-deprecation (e.g. “I have more good features than earth has drops of water”) suggest someone who copes by leaning into vulnerability rather than posturing as a mastermind or a hero. Taken together, the deep craving for belonging, extreme loyalty to friends and partners, and emotional softness under all the chaos align them most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well‑known song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a mix of dark humor, self‑hatred, and yearning for a different life that shows up constantly in their tweets and bio. Their bio calling themselves a “really stupid n dumb girl failure” mirrors the song’s fixation on being the “wasted youth” and feeling inherently wrong. Tweets like “i think im going to kill myself”, “yesterday i tried to overdose again”, and “i fear mom DID raise a quitter............ suicide is the answer sometimes” echo the song’s suicidal ideation and bitter reflection on adolescence. At the same time, their romantic and body‑image longing in tweets like “but how can a pathetic girl like me find someone who will love me for the rest of my life ?” and “dear god please let any weight i gain go to my tits and ass, amen” match the song’s themes of insecurity, desire, and wanting to be a different, more ‘perfect’ version of yourself. Even their online persona — dramatic, hyper‑emotional, and self‑aware in posts like “UGHHHH I CANTTT I FEEL SO CRINGEY EVERY TWEET I MAKE IS SO EMO LIKE SYBAU 🙁” — fits the theatrical, almost performative angst that Teen Idle is built around.
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