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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper-online about their interests, politically aware, and dramatically expressive. Like Lisa obsessing over niche causes and media, they dive deep into specific fandoms and meta (e.g., Project Moon games) and even make long-form notes, as in “//I FINALLY FINISHED THIS WITHOUT DELETING IT RIGHT AFTER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 [picture]”. They show sharp critical thinking and moral judgment, such as calling out controversies and creators in tweets like “//Im starting to think there’s nefarious workings at play here cause there’s no way we have three controversies back to back [picture]” and “//So Togashi’s back pain just magically disappeared when it was time to draw a tribute for a pedophile [picture]”. Their tone mixes genuine frustration and dark humor—Lisa’s "tired gifted kid" energy—seen in lines like “//I can’t remember the last time i made a smile that wasn’t a conscious decision😨 [picture]”. At the same time, they have a strong sense of observation and a slightly superior, watchful stance, echoed in their bio “Know that i am always watching,” which fits Lisa’s self-appointed role as the conscience and commentator of her world.

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They read as more introverted: much of their posting centers on online fandom and ‘watching from the light’ rather than real‑life socializing, e.g. their bio and tweets like “I will be going back to the light as i will not be in the radius of this shitshow😊 although i will be watching!👁️👁️👁️👁️ Bye Bye!”, which frame them as an observer rather than an active social hub. They are clearly intuitive (N), constantly discussing fictional systems, metaphors, and abstract speculation: “Do you think the Dihui star is our Star sovereign for this canto” and “how am i only just now realizing the four damage types in lobcorp are from the four horsemen” show pattern‑spotting and conceptual thinking rather than concrete, everyday topics. Their humor and reactions lean thinking (T): they’re blunt, analytical, and often caustic, as in “First ever mili song that is ass” and “How SOME pmoon fans look at you when you don’t want the SIX UNBREAKABLE COIN SKILL to wipe your party even though you won the clash”, prioritizing critique over harmony even within fandom. They come across as perceiving (P) more than judging: they jump from topic to topic, post impulsive reactions like “WHAT” and “OH MY GOD?!?”, and joke about only just figuring things out or still “thinking out the order,” as in “still thinking out the order but here they are”, rather than presenting a carefully organized, planned persona. Altogether, an introspective observer steeped in abstract fandom analysis, sharp detached humor, and spur‑of‑the‑moment reactions fits INTP best.

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Carmen in the light, live‑tweeting Limbus meta crises and bug men. Once paused finals to theorycraft a boss. Here for analysis, art, and a little chaos.– @Cardiac_Ishtar

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This drink hits hard and chaotic, just like their timeline swinging from “Backstreets profanity” to unhinged food takes like “I want to eat n corp gregor’s bug arm”. Overproof dark rum is the raw, slightly dangerous core of their vibe, the kind of energy that posts “Niggas be like ‘I have my whole life ahead of me’ No you don’t the Unsevering is coming 😂😂😂😂😂”. Blackberry liqueur adds a deep, sweet darkness for their #DarkWoke aesthetic and bio, “Know that i am always watching and waiting with a bucket full of water,” while cold brew coffee captures the hyperfixation marathons of posts like “IT’S ALL HYMN OF THE SOUL MY GOODNESS”. Grapefruit soda brings a sharp, fizzy bitterness to mirror their loud reactions in tweets like “FUCK CALLISTO IN PARTICULAR” and “So Togashi’s back pain just magically disappeared when it was time to draw a tribute for a pedophile”. Finally, the activated charcoal salt rim represents “The Light, The City” watching from above—stylish, a little ominous, and perfect for someone who says “I will be going back to the light… although i will be watching!👁️👁️👁️👁️ Bye Bye!”.

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They show a very analytical, meta-focused way of engaging with their interests, which fits Ravenclaw best. For example, they dissect game balance and character accuracy in posts like “Is this overpowered?: Yes, Would this irreparably break limbus’ meta in half?: Yes again. Is it accurate to Chefei?: no actually, she’s much worse.” and “how am i only just now realizing the four damage types in lobcorp are from the four horsemen”, showing pattern recognition and systems thinking. They enjoy theory, classification, and long-form thought, as seen in “still thinking out the order but here they are The Heart Pulsating Adam… The Allseeing Helel” and the pride in finishing a substantial written project: “I FINALLY FINISHED THIS WITHOUT DELETING IT RIGHT AFTER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” linked to a notes page. Their humor is sharp and referential—e.g. “Bankai: Methane House Fire.” and “If you laugh the head Mobilizes”—indicating quick wit and intertextual play rather than straightforward earnestness. While they have flashes of Slytherin self-preservation in lines like “I will be going back to the light as i will not be in the radius of this shitshow😊 although i will be watching!”, the dominant throughline is a cerebral, observant, and creatively obsessive engagement with their fandoms, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.

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A fitting song for them is World is Mine because it matches their theatrical, self-aware, and slightly menacing online persona. Their bio, "Know that i am always watching and waiting with a bucket full of water //#DarkWoke" signals a playful god-complex vibe similar to the song’s demanding, center-of-attention narrator. They frequently react dramatically to gacha and game updates, like “//The next Heathcliff id better be fucking meta breaking because there’s no way faust got another id” and “//III... NEEEEED... IIIITTTTTTTTTTT”, echoing the song’s over-the-top insistence on getting what she wants. Their tendency toward performative suffering and melodrama, such as “//She’s subjecting me to torture and on pride month no less” and “//extreme mental anguish”, also fits the song’s exaggerated emotional swings. Finally, their enjoyment of being an ominous observer—“I will be going back to the light as i will not be in the radius of this shitshow😊 although i will be watching!👁️👁️👁️👁️ Bye Bye!”—aligns with the vibe of someone who expects the world (or in this case, the timeline) to revolve around them.

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