CardinalMelee
City:
Job:
In a relationship:
Best friend:
Politically:
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom
Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Event Organizer: Posts detailed tournament announcements with dates, start.gg links, and registration calls (e.g., ANNOUNCING: CARDINAL COLLISION #15: ROYMONA).
- Community Engager: Tags players and sponsors, invites followers to join events (e.g., shout outs to @Ale8One, @BonjourFineShyt).
- Creative Content: Creates meme‑style images and quirky statements (e.g., "500 stitch faces in a row or dinner with armada", "Z jump should be government mandated").
- Passionate: Uses enthusiastic language and repeated pleas for participation (e.g., "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... sign up for my tournament").
- Networking: Secures sponsor mentions and seeks collaborations (e.g., Red Bull, Ale8One, mentions future fragrance sponsorship).
Weaknesses:
- Hate Speech: Calls Falco mains "incel" or "gay" and uses other derogatory labels.
- Harassment: Encourages violent actions and threats (e.g., "I saw GrimAbsol shoot a homeless man...").
- Unprofessional Tone: Posts crude contests and profanity, such as "fuck a fan contest".
- Inconsistent Messaging: Contradicts tournament status, saying CC15 is the last then later claiming it won't happen.
- Gambling Promotion: Mentions gambling, cryptocurrency, and monetary bets (e.g., requesting $500, discussing gambling addiction).
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson is known for his crass humor, impulsive behavior, love of drinks, and selfish schemes, which mirrors CardinalMelee’s chaotic and vulgar tweets. The account constantly boasts about partying and beverages ("Also huge shout outs to @Ale8One and Red Bull for providing beverages to quench our thirst during the tournament!") like Homer's love of beer. It makes outrageous, low‑brow promises such as "Once I get 100 followers we're doing a fuck a fan contest at the next Cardinal Collision," reminiscent of Homer's reckless jokes. Angry rants about the community ("Kentucky players don't register for any tournaments. We fucking HATE building a community.") echo Homer's frequent outbursts of frustration. The pursuit of money and bizarre sponsorships ("I will be the first melee player to get sponsored by a middle eastern fragrance company") fits Homer's selfish quest for quick gain.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The account constantly tags others, calls for registrations, and posts frequent updates, showing an extroverted outward focus (e.g., "Yo @BonjourFineShyt wanna play poker at CC15?" and "Weekly tomorrow register NOW"). It frequently discusses abstract concepts and uses imaginative metaphors, such as aligning KY Melee with D&D alignments and questioning identity ("KY Melee is in its current state because we fucked up the party's alignment. Too many lawful evils, not enough chaotic goods."; "If I was Vietnamese would I have more motion"). Decision‑making is framed in logical, rule‑based terms and the user argues about tournament settings, indicating a thinking preference ("We can freeze stadium, ban FD and FoD, and mod in smashville but y'all are cowards."; "Stadium will stay frozen at my tournaments (they ain't ever happening again but let it be known)"). The feed is chaotic, spontaneous, and full of impulsive jokes with little structured planning, reflecting a perceiving lifestyle ("Once I get 100 followers we're doing a fuck a fan contest at the next Cardinal Collision"; "We ain't ever getting cardinal collision 15 btw").
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Falco main? Because you just laser‑blasted straight into my heart—no incel, no gay, just pure admiration.
- If Red Bull and Ale8 can power Cardinal Collision #15, imagine the boost we’d get on a date—energy, laughs, and zero dog‑shit tweets.
- Z‑jumps should be mandatory, especially the one that lands me right in your DMs and straight into your heart.
- Forget the weekly bracket—let’s set up our own doubles match: you, me, no stage bans, just perfect combos and a victory dance.
- I don’t have a $300 pot bonus, but I’m ready to gamble my crypto on a love match with you—Moky can stream the romance if you’re in.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Louisville’s Smash Melee host—organizing epic matchups, pizza‑fueled nights, and the infamous 500‑stitch‑face marathon. #CardinalCollision– @CardinalMelee
Your signature cocktail
Collision Counterpunch
The bourbon grounds the drink in Louisville, Kentucky, echoing the bio's location and the tournament spirit. The Ale‑8 ginger ale nods to the shout‑out "Ale8One and Red Bull for providing beverages to quench our thirst during the tournament!" while Red Bull adds the high‑energy vibe of a live Melee event. A dash of hot sauce captures the spicy, controversial humor of the tweet "Every Falco main I know is either an incel or gay and tbh I'm only okay with one of those." Fresh lime juice provides a bright, unexpected twist, much like the meme "500 stitch faces in a row or dinner with armada." The name "Collision Counterpunch" references the recurring "Cardinal Collision #15" tournament announcements.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The account repeatedly shows ambition and a willingness to pursue personal gain, for example "Once I get 100 followers we're doing a fuck a fan contest at the next Cardinal Collision". It also displays a lack of moral restraint, saying "Nouns if you're seeing this I will run any event ever anywhere for a large sum of money. I have no morals and love cryptocurrency and gambling." The user constantly promotes self‑interest and schemes to dominate the local scene, such as "I will be the first melee player to get sponsored by a middle eastern fragrance company". These traits align most closely with Slytherin’s focus on ambition, cunning and self‑preservation.
Your movie
Your song
It's the End of the World (As We Know It) - R.E.M.
The frantic, stream-of-consciousness lyrics of R.E.M.'s "It's the End of the World (As We Know It)" echo the chaotic posting style of @CardinalMelee, whose timeline jumps from tournament promos to bizarre non‑sequitur jokes like “Zain as a buxom anime vtuber: DontBreastMe” and “I see Donkey Kong on Final Destination and turn into Lord Frieza”. The song’s recurring line “It’s the end of the world as we know it” lines up with the user’s proclamation “Not joking when I say CC15 is gonna be the last one btw y'all,” framing the tournament as a final, apocalyptic event. Like the lyric “The other night I…” that strings together random images, the account strings together disparate references—Red Bull, Ale‑8, GrimAbsol, “once I get 100 followers we're doing a fuck a fan contest”—creating a collage of pop‑culture noise. The anthem’s mix of cynical celebration and self‑destructive bravado matches the user’s tone in tweets such as “I will be the first melee player to get sponsored by a middle eastern fragrance company” and “One day you'll forget I ever existed. But for now, the music is playing, the people are dancing, and the drink is flowing.” This combination of frantic lyricism, final‑world imagery, and chaotic self‑promotion makes “It’s the End of the World (As We Know It)” a fitting soundtrack for @CardinalMelee’s online persona.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 61 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!