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This user is best matched with Lisa Simpson: a smart, idealistic girl who is both earnest and a little dramatic. She’s academically driven and proud of it, just like this user celebrating exams and admissions, from “ta gente tirei praticamente 770 em matemática nunca fui tao feliz quase desmaiei” to “PASSEI EM LETRAS NA USP” and “passei em 2/3 opções de faculdade até agora 😭😭 amanha sai o ultimo resultado #vamove”. Like Lisa, she has strong opinions and social awareness, whether calling someone hypocritical in “esse cara é tão hipócrita que me dá nojo, puta que pariu” or joking about politics and leftist guys in “esquerdomacho filho da puta cortou minha fila na cara de pau pra pegar um chopp vo bate nele”. She’s also very emotionally expressive and slightly melodramatic in a humorous way, with tweets like “suicidio marcado pra marco 10th” and “vo morrer esse jogo do brasil nem devia ta assistindo to quase indo dormi”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel things intensely and articulate it. Finally, her love of sports, pop culture, and niche interests—like volleyball matches and specific players in “detesto ver jogo do brasil contra o japao .. . as v3zes eu sem quere comemoro ponto do japao” and “ranking de twinks favoritos atualizado: #1 Breno Bidon (NEW!)”—mirrors Lisa’s mix of serious intellect with quirky, very specific fandoms.

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She leans Extrovert: she frequently talks about going out with friends and social events, like complaining that she went out and didn’t even take selfies with them in “ja tem umas tres vezes que eu saí com meu amigos e nao tirei nem foto minha arrumada, muito menos selfie com eles .. #refletindo”, and joking about being filmed while tipsy and laughing in “cara so pq to meio doidinha de bebida e fico dando risada atoa tive que ser gravada e humilhada pq sou feliz #juro”, which suggests she’s energized by social contact even when it embarrasses her. She appears more Sensing than intuitive: her timeline is full of concrete, everyday details—traffic and bus lines in “alguem precisa repensar na infraestrutura de trânsito de campinas pq é tudo uma merda” and “das tres vezes que eu peguei o 333 duas vezes ele paro de funcionar no meio do caminho ngm merece”, physical sensations like burning fingers and allergies in “a ponta do meu dedo indicador esta queimando o que isso significa” and “tomei antialergico no domingo e ele afetou meu sono durante tres dias seguidos”, and specific exam logistics in “to ficando doida nao aparece o local de prova da 2ª fase da unesp de jeito nenhum prami... so da de habilidades especificas”. Her style is clearly Feeling: she reacts strongly and emotionally to hypocrisy and unfairness in “esse cara é tão hipócrita que me dá nojo, puta que pariu”, expresses affection and nostalgia about people and places in “fazia tanto tempo que eu nao vinha pra braganca que ta me dano ate nostalgia”, and jokes about money and birthdays in a warm, personal tone in “espero que de natal papai noel me de 7000 reais”. She seems more Perceiving than judging: despite being diligent with vestibulares, most tweets show spontaneity, last‑minute stress or improvisation—she complains about not seeing her exam location in “to ficando doida nao aparece o local de prova da 2ª fase da unesp de jeito nenhum prami...”, jokes about transport disasters and getting stuck on a bus in “situacao do dia : dormi e vim para do otro lado de campinas e to aqui no onibus pq o motorista foi embora”, and treats plans loosely, like counting down to a movie date over a year away in “contado nos dedos os dias ate dia 20 de novembro de 2026 pqp”. The overall mix—social, expressive, emotional, spontaneous, and focused on vivid real‑world experiences—fits best with ENFP, an energetic, people‑oriented type who tweets in a humorous, reactive, feelings‑driven way about daily life and relationships.

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Future USP Literature student who once cleaned her room in heels and nearly fainted over a math score. Sports, cities, and public transit critiques on tap.– @carecaeamigos

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Green apple vodka channels her Campinas chaos and bus-line rants with a sharp, zippy kick, just like complaining that “alguem precisa repensar na infraestrutura de trânsito de campinas pq é tudo uma merda”. Fresh mint syrup nods to her unapologetic love for minty treats and chocomint joy in “adoro sorvete de chocomenta e esses dias tomei um que era so de menta que delicia”. Sparkling citrus soda mirrors the effervescent rush of passing vestibulares and screaming “PASSEI EM LETRAS NA USP”, bright and celebratory but still light enough to keep her going. A dash of chili tincture represents the sudden rage and dramatic capslock of tweets like “esquerdomacho filho da puta cortou minha fila na cara de pau pra pegar um chopp vo bate nele” and “puta que pariu tie break contra japao e de fuder”. Finally, the cotton-candy topper is the soft, queer, slightly childish aesthetic of someone queening over twinks and esportes in “agora uma opiniao pra mim todo esporte é meio queer” while planning a birthday and RU life in “nos garotas letras usp que nem em são paulo estão ainda mas ate dinheiro pro ru ja tem”.

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She shows a strong hard‑working and perseverant streak around studies and exams, classic Hufflepuff traits: she celebrates results like “ta gente tirei praticamente 770 em matemática nunca fui tao feliz quase desmaiei” and talks about surviving multiple vestibulares, e.g. “a unica parte boa das provas vestibulares è sair com 60 canetas e uns 20 brinde do povo dos cursinho” and “finalmente amamha ultima prova do ano nao aguentava mais”. Her joy in getting into college — “PASSEI EM LETRAS NA USP” and “passei em 2/3 opções de faculdade até agora 😭😭” — reads less as ego and more as relief that persistence paid off. She also seems very loyal and relationship‑oriented, worrying about not taking photos with friends like “ja tem umas tres vezes que eu saí com meu amigos e nao tirei nem foto minha arrumada, muito menos selfie com eles .. #refletindo” and cherishing time with her brother in “indo dormir apos ter conversado por 3h sobre assuntoa serissimos com meu irmao”. Even her sports fandom is warm and fair‑minded — she praises how well the players did in “esse jogo totalmente a favor do arsenal e mesmo assim terminou com 1 gol de diferença só as meninas jogaram muito” and admits she sometimes ends up rooting for both sides in “detesto ver jogo do brasil contra o japao .. . as v3zes eu sem quere comemoro ponto do japao”. While she has flashes of anger and sarcasm (e.g. “esse cara é tão hipócrita que me dá nojo, puta que pariu”), the overall pattern is of someone grounded, diligent, and people‑oriented rather than glory‑seeking or hyper‑ambitious, which aligns best with Hufflepuff.

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A song that fits Mirella is "girls like me don't cry" by thuy, because it balances emotional intensity with resilience and a bit of humor, just like her timeline. She’s clearly driven and high-achieving, celebrating things like “ta gente tirei praticamente 770 em matemática nunca fui tao feliz quase desmaiei” and “PASSEI EM LETRAS NA USP”, but she also vents openly when things suck, like “alguem precisa repensar na infraestrutura de trânsito de campinas pq é tudo uma merda” and “que merda que é dirigir em atibaia vsff”. The song’s theme of being soft yet strong matches her mix of sensitivity and sarcasm—she jokes about burnout and dark thoughts in posts like “suicidio marcado pra marco 10th” while still pushing forward with vestibulares and future plans. There’s also a distinctly feminine, somewhat chaotic, but empowered energy in her tweets, whether she’s yelling about sports in “puta que pariu tie break contra japao e de fuder” or roasting people in “esquerdomacho filho da puta cortou minha fila na cara de pau pra pegar um chopp vo bate nele”, which fits the song’s vibe of a girl who feels a lot but refuses to break.

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