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Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving student and performer who recently shared, “OK I got a certificate of merit and a medal !” after a dance scholarship competition. They share Lisa's intellectual frustration with peers, seen when they complain about a classmate who “full on 18yr old argued with me” during a complex school discussion. Both figures struggle with deep-seated insecurities regarding their body image and a desperate need for external validation, with the user admitting, “Bruh people only follow me wjen I cut myself do I need to like die to go viral”. Ultimately, their shared profile of being a gifted, artistic, yet deeply misunderstood teen trying to find a community—while documenting every internal crisis—makes Lisa the most fitting match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Swirls exhibits Extroversion (E) through an intense drive for online social interaction and a desire for visibility, evidenced by their frequent #promotwt & #moothunting posts and excitement over hit tweets. They lean toward Intuition (N) by focusing on abstract hyperfixations and symbolic meanings, such as seeing “beads of blo0d” as aesthetically pretty rather than just clinical injuries. Their Feeling (F) trait is dominant in their highly emotional, reactive communication style and their concern for community dynamics, like worrying about hurting others' feelings while in recovery. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, frequently losing items or making accidental social blunders due to a lack of rigid planning.

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16yo student & dancer. Once tried sitting up straight to solve my problems—it worked. Aspiring traveler, koi enthusiast, and world’s worst Wordle player.– @CareForCoffins

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This cocktail captures the chaotic, high-energy life of a '6teen' year old navigating complex identities. The shimmering dark base reflects their fascination with aesthetics, like how they find “Beads of blo0d are acc so pretty unironically”, while the energy boost helps when they need to know “How to keep energy high when restricting / fasting”. The drink is experimental and strong, much like their frustration when they “SPENT 62 PULLS ON SSR OVETBLOT MALLEUS AND HE DIDNT COME HOME”. Served in a glass that ‘scratches the brain just right,’ it’s a bittersweet tribute to someone who is “proud” of their dark milestones while staying fiercely protective of their “GIRLFRIEND and a JOB”.

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Swirls demonstrates a strong Slytherin drive for status and influence, frequently monitoring their follower count and strategizing how to go 'viral' through shocking content, such as asking “Do u think ill get another like 50 billion followers if i post sh vids again”. Their resourcefulness and self-preservation are evident in how they navigate authority, such as when they “convinced my mama I am not a tech obsessed teen” to avoid time limits or plotted how to “sneak a vape through Canadian customs”. They are highly focused on personal goals and 'locking in,' even expressing a dark pride in their 'progress' with tweets like “My most recent ome is so much better than my first I'm so proud”. Ultimately, their ambition to be seen and their cunning methods of managing their personal image and parental expectations align most closely with the house of Salazar.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user's intense struggle with body image and the desire for extreme thinness, as seen when they state, “I need to be badass 2000s / 2010s actress skinny .” The lyrics' focus on self-destructive habits mirrors their frequent mentions of restrictive eating and self-harm, such as their “new sesh (TW uncensored sh!!!)” updates. They express a deep-seated belief that “as soon as I'm skinny people won't question my eating anymore,” reflecting the song's theme of seeking validation through physical appearance. Ultimately, the user's focus on maintaining their “ugw” and their pride in “c4rv1ng update” photos aligns with the track's exploration of the painful intersection between mental health and beauty standards.

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