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Your Simpsons character
The account reads as highly political, analytical, and left-wing idealist, which aligns strongly with Lisa Simpson. They’re deeply engaged with policy and systems, e.g. talking about proportional representation in Canada in “to make canadian politics more fun we gotta adopt proportional representation” and posting their own seat-efficiency charts in “saw a chart showing seat efficiency in each election in the UK so here's one for canada :p”, mirroring Lisa’s nerdy obsession with politics and data. Like Lisa’s outspoken activism and moralism, they openly identify as an “evil queer woke gender communist” and critique capitalism in “all forms of capitalism are effective at keeping the working class poor”. Their repeated criticism of American exceptionalism in “anti americanism is so rad” and “americans are so detached from what the world really thinks of them” is very Lisa-coded global consciousness. At the same time, their mix of earnest politics and extremely online shitposting, like running an “oomf bracket” in “OOMFS!! THERE'S 15 SLOTS LEFT!! REPLY TO BE ADDED”, feels like what Lisa would be like as a hyper-terminally-online zoomer.

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They lean Extrovert: they actively run social games like the oomf bracket (“OOMFS. it's time! ROUND 1 OF THE OOMF BRACKET BEGINS.”, “OOMFS!! THERE'S 15 SLOTS LEFT!! REPLY TO BE ADDED”), openly seek interaction (“should I make an oomf bracket...”), and talk about friend groups and travel plans (“my canadian oomfs and my british oomfs are ALL going to chongqing this summer FOR REAL”). They are clearly iNtuitive, constantly discussing systems, ideology and hypotheticals over concrete minutiae, e.g. electoral systems and party strategy (“to make canadian politics more fun we gotta adopt proportional representation”, “all forms of capitalism are effective at keeping the working class poor”). Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented, values-driven and emotionally charged—calling out injustice or stupidity rather than coolly analyzing it (“libertarians are the dumbest motherfuckers alive”, “anyone who's mad at this is genuinely stupid as fuck”, and the bio “evil queer woke gender communist”). They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they improvise online projects (“should I make an oomf bracket...” → “yayyy we did it!! I'll start the first round later”) and react spontaneously to news with big emotional swings (“I'm going to kill myself”, “GREEN GAIN FROM REFORM LMFAO”). Altogether, a socially engaged, values-driven, big-picture, spontaneous style matches ENFP best.

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Ontario-based lefty data goblin. NDP member, Green-curious. Once made an oomf bracket and accidentally started a minor polling industry.– @cari_jhel

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Smoky mezcal stands in for their unapologetic, slightly chaotic leftist edge, straight from the bio’s “evil queer woke gender communist ★” energy and posts like “anti americanism is so rad”. Sour cherry liqueur matches their dramatic, stan-like reactions such as “💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔” and “I’m going to kill myself” (in the extremely terminally-online sense). Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and analytical, like their endless electoral takes from “to make canadian politics more fun we gotta adopt proportional representation” to “I don't like most analysis on how avi lewis would affect the NDP's electability because it always lacks nuance.”. Maple syrup nods to their very Canadian posting—Thunder Bay, Sudbury, Timmins, and riffs like “god really said 'fuck timmins ontario' 😭😭😭”. Chili bitters give it a spicy oomf-bracket kick inspired by “OOMFS. it's time! ROUND 1 OF THE OOMF BRACKET BEGINS.” and their gleeful callouts like “libertarians are the dumbest motherfuckers alive”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by analytical, data-driven political discussion and a clear enjoyment of charts, polling, and systems-thinking, all of which are strongly Ravenclaw-coded. For example, they share original analysis like a seat-efficiency chart for Canadian elections, framed with curiosity and a bit of nerdy enthusiasm: “saw a chart showing seat efficiency in each election in the UK so here's one for canada :p”. They repeatedly think in terms of structures and incentives rather than just vibes, e.g. arguing that Canada should change its voting system to proportional representation to improve politics: “to make canadian politics more fun we gotta adopt proportional representation”. They also explicitly seek out how people self-place ideologically, treating followers almost like a dataset to understand: “seeing others doing this so I'm really interested. how would my followers place themselves on a left right political spectrum?”. Their nuanced take on Avi Lewis’s electability, rejecting simplistic narratives in favor of a more complex analysis, further highlights a preference for thoughtful, evidence-based reasoning: “I don't like most analysis on how avi lewis would affect the NDP's electability because it always lacks nuance. it's either 'avi lewis will DESTROY the NDP!!' or 'avi lewis will make the NDP SWEEP urban ridings'.”. While they clearly have strong values (which could suggest Gryffindor or Hufflepuff), the defining throughline is an intellectual, analytical engagement with politics and systems, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A fitting song for @cari_jhel is You Need To Calm Down by Taylor Swift, especially given its loud, unapologetic queer leftist energy and online-politics setting. Their bio literally says “evil queer woke gender communist ★ she/her”, which echoes the song’s proud, in-your-face queer identity and critique of reactionaries. They openly mock bigots and reactionary politics, like when they say “obsessively thinking about minors' genitals award 👇👇👇” and call out libertarians as “the dumbest motherfuckers alive”, channeling the song’s "shade never made anybody less gay" attitude. Their timeline is full of gleeful dunks on conservatives and smug North American politics, from “anti americanism is so rad” to “all forms of capitalism are effective at keeping the working class poor”, matching the song’s defiant, politically-aware pop activism. The constant oomf brackets, memes, and bracket polls also match the song’s hyper-online, campy tone, making it an ideal theme for their personality.

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