Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically engaged: Regularly analyzes parties, leaders, and elections in detail, e.g. “I don't like most analysis on how avi lewis would affect the NDP's electability because it always lacks nuance.”
- Community oriented: Runs interactive things like the OOMF bracket and invites followers to participate, e.g. “OOMFS!! THERE'S 15 SLOTS LEFT!! REPLY TO BE ADDED” and “REPLY TO BE PUT IN THE OOMF BRACKET!!”
- Ideologically consistent: Clearly states leftist values in bio and defends them consistently, e.g. “all forms of capitalism are effective at keeping the working class poor”
- Data focused: Uses polls, charts, and numbers to support points, e.g. “saw a chart showing seat efficiency in each election in the UK so here's one for canada :p” and “lewis' donations being very spread out across the country kinda goes against the whole narrative…”
- Humor driven: Uses jokes and memes to engage, e.g. “slopping it up” and satirical callout like “obsessively thinking about minors' genitals award 👇👇👇”
Weaknesses:
- Harsh tone: Frequently uses insults that can shut down dialogue, e.g. “libertarians are the dumbest motherfuckers alive” and “anyone who's mad at this is genuinely stupid as fuck”
- Hostile language: Deploys extreme phrasing even rhetorically, e.g. “I'm going to kill myself”, which can be alarming or alienating.
- Echo‑chamber risk: Frames opponents dismissively rather than engaging, e.g. “labourites are the most interesting type of people. they need their brains studied lowkey”, reinforcing in‑group dynamics.
- US focus resentment: Strong anti‑US framing can overshadow nuance, e.g. “anti americanism is so rad” and “americans are so detached from what the world really thinks of them”.
- Online intensity: High emotional investment in platform dynamics (follower counts, brackets, feuds) may be draining, e.g. “I wonder when I'll get 500 followers” and elaborate drama posts like “BREAKING: Multiple reports have surfaced showing that @IonCarnation has… met with JJ McCullough…”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads as highly political, analytical, and left-wing idealist, which aligns strongly with Lisa Simpson. They’re deeply engaged with policy and systems, e.g. talking about proportional representation in Canada in “to make canadian politics more fun we gotta adopt proportional representation” and posting their own seat-efficiency charts in “saw a chart showing seat efficiency in each election in the UK so here's one for canada :p”, mirroring Lisa’s nerdy obsession with politics and data. Like Lisa’s outspoken activism and moralism, they openly identify as an “evil queer woke gender communist” and critique capitalism in “all forms of capitalism are effective at keeping the working class poor”. Their repeated criticism of American exceptionalism in “anti americanism is so rad” and “americans are so detached from what the world really thinks of them” is very Lisa-coded global consciousness. At the same time, their mix of earnest politics and extremely online shitposting, like running an “oomf bracket” in “OOMFS!! THERE'S 15 SLOTS LEFT!! REPLY TO BE ADDED”, feels like what Lisa would be like as a hyper-terminally-online zoomer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they actively run social games like the oomf bracket (“OOMFS. it's time! ROUND 1 OF THE OOMF BRACKET BEGINS.”, “OOMFS!! THERE'S 15 SLOTS LEFT!! REPLY TO BE ADDED”), openly seek interaction (“should I make an oomf bracket...”), and talk about friend groups and travel plans (“my canadian oomfs and my british oomfs are ALL going to chongqing this summer FOR REAL”). They are clearly iNtuitive, constantly discussing systems, ideology and hypotheticals over concrete minutiae, e.g. electoral systems and party strategy (“to make canadian politics more fun we gotta adopt proportional representation”, “all forms of capitalism are effective at keeping the working class poor”). Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented, values-driven and emotionally charged—calling out injustice or stupidity rather than coolly analyzing it (“libertarians are the dumbest motherfuckers alive”, “anyone who's mad at this is genuinely stupid as fuck”, and the bio “evil queer woke gender communist”). They seem more Perceiving than Judging: they improvise online projects (“should I make an oomf bracket...” → “yayyy we did it!! I'll start the first round later”) and react spontaneously to news with big emotional swings (“I'm going to kill myself”, “GREEN GAIN FROM REFORM LMFAO”). Altogether, a socially engaged, values-driven, big-picture, spontaneous style matches ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here making OOMF brackets, but I’m just trying to secure the 1-seat majority in your heart under strict proportional representation.
- You said ‘anti Americanism is so rad’ and that Canadians are too smug about the US—how about we go on a date and smugly read US takes together like it’s our favourite cringe reality show?
- As an ‘evil queer woke gender communist’ NDP member who stans Avi Lewis and the Greens, you’re basically my dream coalition government—can we negotiate a confidence-and-supply agreement over coffee?
- You’re tracking every poll from Thunder Bay to Timmins, comparing Avi to Zack Polanski, and worrying about Labour vote-splitting… I don’t know where I fall on your political compass, but I know I’d put you first-past-the-heart every time.
- You said under‑35s are almost more NDP than Conservative; as a statistically significant sample of one under‑35, I’m 100% in favour of nationalizing your time and redistributing it into long, nerdy conversations with me.
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Your new Twitter bio
Ontario-based lefty data goblin. NDP member, Green-curious. Once made an oomf bracket and accidentally started a minor polling industry.– @cari_jhel
Your signature cocktail
The Evil Queer Woke Gender Communist Sour
Smoky mezcal stands in for their unapologetic, slightly chaotic leftist edge, straight from the bio’s “evil queer woke gender communist ★” energy and posts like “anti americanism is so rad”. Sour cherry liqueur matches their dramatic, stan-like reactions such as “💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔” and “I’m going to kill myself” (in the extremely terminally-online sense). Fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and analytical, like their endless electoral takes from “to make canadian politics more fun we gotta adopt proportional representation” to “I don't like most analysis on how avi lewis would affect the NDP's electability because it always lacks nuance.”. Maple syrup nods to their very Canadian posting—Thunder Bay, Sudbury, Timmins, and riffs like “god really said 'fuck timmins ontario' 😭😭😭”. Chili bitters give it a spicy oomf-bracket kick inspired by “OOMFS. it's time! ROUND 1 OF THE OOMF BRACKET BEGINS.” and their gleeful callouts like “libertarians are the dumbest motherfuckers alive”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is dominated by analytical, data-driven political discussion and a clear enjoyment of charts, polling, and systems-thinking, all of which are strongly Ravenclaw-coded. For example, they share original analysis like a seat-efficiency chart for Canadian elections, framed with curiosity and a bit of nerdy enthusiasm: “saw a chart showing seat efficiency in each election in the UK so here's one for canada :p”. They repeatedly think in terms of structures and incentives rather than just vibes, e.g. arguing that Canada should change its voting system to proportional representation to improve politics: “to make canadian politics more fun we gotta adopt proportional representation”. They also explicitly seek out how people self-place ideologically, treating followers almost like a dataset to understand: “seeing others doing this so I'm really interested. how would my followers place themselves on a left right political spectrum?”. Their nuanced take on Avi Lewis’s electability, rejecting simplistic narratives in favor of a more complex analysis, further highlights a preference for thoughtful, evidence-based reasoning: “I don't like most analysis on how avi lewis would affect the NDP's electability because it always lacks nuance. it's either 'avi lewis will DESTROY the NDP!!' or 'avi lewis will make the NDP SWEEP urban ridings'.”. While they clearly have strong values (which could suggest Gryffindor or Hufflepuff), the defining throughline is an intellectual, analytical engagement with politics and systems, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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You Need To Calm Down - Taylor Swift
A fitting song for @cari_jhel is You Need To Calm Down by Taylor Swift, especially given its loud, unapologetic queer leftist energy and online-politics setting. Their bio literally says “evil queer woke gender communist ★ she/her”, which echoes the song’s proud, in-your-face queer identity and critique of reactionaries. They openly mock bigots and reactionary politics, like when they say “obsessively thinking about minors' genitals award 👇👇👇” and call out libertarians as “the dumbest motherfuckers alive”, channeling the song’s "shade never made anybody less gay" attitude. Their timeline is full of gleeful dunks on conservatives and smug North American politics, from “anti americanism is so rad” to “all forms of capitalism are effective at keeping the working class poor”, matching the song’s defiant, politically-aware pop activism. The constant oomf brackets, memes, and bracket polls also match the song’s hyper-online, campy tone, making it an ideal theme for their personality.
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