Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings about loneliness, shame, and joy, like “i feel like a perverted creep for simply finding anyone attractive…” and “5 things i love 1: people talking to me…”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, absurd humor even when struggling, e.g. the running ‘clit’ jokes like “why does no one talk about how awesome clits are wow i feel clittastic!” and dramatic posts like “ohhhhhh who wants to rub my binge belly oooh you dooo you dooo”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows care and excitement about friends, e.g. “schools been going okay but what do i do when i actually need to present stuff infront of people… someone wish me luck” and proud posts like “me and foomf won fortnite game😳😳”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes own patterns and contradictions, like “i m such a chud but its ok because its the last day of my metab week so im allowed to overeat today right” and questioning diet/iron in “meat has been grossing me out… i needa eat more iron”.
- Resilient: Despite relapses and bad days, keeps planning and engaging with life, like starting school goals and art class in “school atm cause i have friend(s?) now 😳😳 3: art class” and talking about going every day for a dog in “and if i ask my parents for a dog if i go every single day this term then what…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequently expresses suicidal thoughts and self-harm behavior, e.g. “might weigh myself tomorrow. might kill myself tomorrow if i don’t like what it says👀” and “fuck i just realised i was 3 minutes away from being 20 days sober and i just relapsed”.
- Body-obsessed: Highly focused on weight and appearance, with edtwt tags and posts like “unpinning at 45kg #shedtwt #edtwt #promotwt” and self-hating messages like “i’m so fat”.
- Negative self-image: Regularly calls themself “chud” or “chopped,” e.g. “i am a big chud” and “growing pains in my leg, i’m fat, im tired… put me outta my misery”.
- Impulsive coping: Handles distress with sudden extreme actions like fasting, binging, and cutting, seen in “ok i think i’ll go to sleep now hopefully i sleep the whole day away cause i started a fast🩷” and “i hate multiswiping because i tend to miss a lot😭😭⁉️⁉️… splattering blood all over my fucking floor”.
- Interpersonal insecurity: Feels unwanted and overly responsible for others’ reactions, shown in “i was actually so excited while planning my bday just to realise like i genuinely don’t have many people to invite i feel like such a fucking loser” and “SOBBING I FREAJING HATE MY TIKTOK FOR MY IRLS… NOBODY LIKED IT”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-critical, and very online/overthinking everything. Like Lisa, they swing between earnest self‑improvement and deep insecurity about their body and being liked, shown in posts like “i’m so fat”, “i was actually so excited while planning my bday just to realise like i genuinely don’t have many people to invite i feel like such a fucking loser”, and “growing pains in my leg, i’m fat, im tired, i have school today…”. The anxious, thoughtful side shows up in worries about school and social perception, like “schools been going okay but what do i do when i actually need to present stuff infront of people im going to kill myself anyways i have school photos soon and im really scared someone wish me luck that i wont be too chopped” and “i feel like a perverted creep for simply finding anyone attractive… how do i get rid of this sense of shame and pure doom”. Their ethical/identity side (trans, thinking about vegetarianism, recovery) also fits Lisa’s introspective, values-driven personality, as in “ok i’m going vegetarian except for special occasions” and “can someone give me tips on how to subtly tell someone i’m not a girl”. At the same time, they have bursts of chaotic, jokey energy (all the clit spam and Fortnite posts) that feel like Lisa when she lets herself be silly and weird rather than just the ‘serious gifted kid’ stereotype. Overall, the combination of vulnerability, intensity, ethical concern, and online sardonic humor lines up closest with Lisa rather than the more apathetic Bart or oblivious Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often feel left out and rejected by IRLs, e.g. “I HATE ALL MY IRLS YOURE ALL FAKE” and “i was actually so excited while planning my bday just to realise like i genuinely don’t have many people to invite”, and put most of their social energy into online connections and one-on-one interactions (Fortnite with oomfs, a few friends at school) rather than large in‑person social scenes. They read as Intuition (N) over Sensing because their tweets are highly interpretive and focused on meaning, shame, and identity (e.g. “how do i get rid of this sense of shame and pure doom” and “can someone give me tips on how to subtly tell someone i’m not a girl”), even when talking about concrete things like food and weight. Their decisions and self-talk are strongly Feeling (F) oriented: they care deeply about how people treat them and apologize, as in “5 things i hate: people making excuses instead of apologising and actually owning up to their actions”, and they spiral over perceived rejection and not being liked, such as “SOBBING I FREAJING HATE MY TIKTOK FOR MY IRLS… NOBODY LIKED IT”. They seem more Perceiving (P) than J: they change plans impulsively (fasts, "metab week", deciding to go vegetarian then wavering in “ok i’m going vegetarian except for special occasions”), and react to the moment (bingeing, skipping walks because of pain, last-minute stress over what to wear in “IDK WHAT TO WEAR TO SCHOOL TMR”) rather than sticking to rigid structures. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, identity focus (trans, body image, self-worth), idealistic relational standards, and somewhat chaotic, reactive day‑to‑day behavior best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said five things you love include people talking to you and art class – can I be your sixth favourite and we just sit in art, share watermelon, and you rant about your classmates while I hype you up?
- You’re out here schoolmaxxing, vegetarian-maybe-pescatarian, and still winning Fortnite… be honest, are you secretly training to carry me in both exams and duos?
- Someone told you you pass so well they wouldn’t have noticed if it weren’t for your voice – joke’s on them, I noticed you immediately, and it definitely wasn’t because of your voice.
- You keep saying you’re ‘so chopped’ and ‘a big chud’, but I watched you worry about your friends, your mum, your dogs, and even a random kid defending Trump – that’s not chopped, that’s just a really good person with a loud brain.
- You’re over there tweeting about clits at 3am, binge-belly jokes, and wishing you could make weird noises if you lived alone – or, plot twist, you could just live with me and we can be weird, oversharing goblins together.
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Your new Twitter bio
15 • he/him • art class enjoyer, watermelon & pineapple critic, Fortnite duo seeker. Frequently hungry, occasionally organized, always overthinking.– @carleobealeo67
Your signature cocktail
The Clittastic Junior Metab Fizz
Introducing The Clittastic Junior Metab Fizz: chaotic, sweet, a little bitter, and very online. The base is sparkling pineapple & watermelon soda, because they literally ask, “would you survive my diet👀 (99% of it is pineapple and watermelon)”, and fruit days are like a whole personality arc. A sharp shot of citrus-infused non-alcoholic bitter aperitif stands in for the bite of dysphoria and self-image spirals, from “5 things i hate: ... being fat ... my hips ... not passing” to “you can call me junior” and the yearning in “i wish i had a penis how can i grow a penis”. Cloudy apple juice over crushed ice nods to the soft, kid-like, recovering part of them who’s hungry and tired but still trying, as in “sh recovery ༶╹ᴗ╹༶” and “my stomach hurts i’m so hungry but i just ate”. A swirl of dark pomegranate syrup threads through for the hidden heaviness and relapse moments behind the jokes, like “fuck i just realised i was 3 minutes away from being 20 days sober and i just relapsed” and “my ribs always ache after purging ugh”. Finally, an edible gold glitter mist on top captures their loud, meme-y timeline and need for connection—someone who loves when “people talking to me”, spams “CLIT!!!!”, and still clings to little sparks of joy like “me and foomf won fortnite game😳😳”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show classic Hufflepuff loyalty and care about connections: they light up about having friends at school in “5 things i love 1: people talking to me 2: school atm cause i have friend(s?) now 😳😳 3: art class 4: watermelon 5: pineapple” and clearly want to make others feel included, apologizing in advance if they missed anyone in “if i accidentally missed anybody im so sorry you are allowed to exterminate me☹️”. They also put effort into school and routines, joking about “schoolmaxxing” in “added more lessons to my timetable why am i lowkey schoolmaxxing right now”, which fits Hufflepuff’s hardworking, grindy side. Their distress about being left out in “5 things i hate: people making excuses instead of apologising and actually owning up to their actions being left out being fat my hips not passing” shows how much belonging and fairness matter to them. Even while struggling with self‑harm and an ED, they’re considerate of others’ feelings and interaction, like in “i was actually so excited while planning my bday just to realise like i genuinely don’t have many people to invite i feel like such a fucking loser” and “will you guys all swim down to come to my 16th pls i have like 3 ppl to invite and that’s it😭😭”, which reflects a Hufflepuff core of wanting community more than glory. While they have moments of ambition (weight goals, transition hopes), those are framed through connection and acceptance rather than power, making Hufflepuff the best overall fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well-suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance because it channels the messy, raw chaos of being 15, hating your body, and feeling constantly judged. They talk about school stress and social anxiety, like worrying about presentations and photos in “schools been going okay but what do i do when i actually need to present stuff infront of people im going to kill myself anyways i have school photos soon and im really scared someone wish me luck that i wont be too chopped”. There’s also a lot of anger and alienation, such as “I HATE ALL MY IRLS YOURE ALL FAKE” and “i hate everybody holy fuck someone take me out of my misery”, which fits the song’s theme of not fitting in and resenting how others see you. Their struggle with body image and eating, shown in tweets like “i’m so fat” and “how to lose weight while simultaneously eating all the calories i can no weight gain no bloating”, mirrors the song’s frustration with societal expectations placed on teens. Finally, their dark humor and self-destructive thoughts, like “might weigh myself tomorrow. might kill myself tomorrow if i don’t like what it says👀”, align with the song’s sharp, cynical tone about growing up under pressure.
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