Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Calls @SaSaDStrelinha his best friend in bio and often interacts warmly with moots and friends in replies and quote tweets.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares feelings of loneliness and heartbreak, e.g. in bio and tweets like “Madrugada e eu aqui vendo q sou sozinho”.
- Hard‑working: Talks about going to work early and dealing with company demands, e.g. “E la vamos nos pra mais um dia de trabalho kkk”.
- Playful humor: Frequently jokes in a self‑deprecating, meme‑y way, like “Eu indo pro caixão todo dia” and many ‘eu kkkk’ quote tweets.
- Grateful mindset: Shows gratitude for good events, like passing school and graduation: “PASSEI DE ANO CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and “Ontem a noite foi minha formatura e foi mt bom”.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual fixation: Posts many sexually charged tweets, e.g. “Quero tocar em seios femininos” and “Quero alguem pra bater na bunda assim”.
- Low self‑esteem: Frequently calls himself ugly or unwanted, such as “Eu continuo me achando feio” and “nenhuma mulher me quer”.
- Bitterness in love: Expresses strong resentment toward an ex and heartbreak, e.g. bio mentions a broken heart and “tenho nojo e repulsa pela minha ex”.
- Attention seeking: Often tests if people care or would miss him, like “E se eu sumir vcs iam sentir minha falta?” and interactive polls about drama around him.
- Pessimistic outlook: Talks about going to the coffin daily and feeling obsolete on Twitter, e.g. “Eu indo pro caixão todo dia” and “A cada dia eu fico mais obsoleto aqui”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user most closely resembles Milhouse Van Houten. Like Milhouse, he is openly lonely, insecure and craving affection, saying things like “Madrugada e eu aqui vendo q sou sozinho” and “Eu queria uma amiga”. He jokes about being unlucky in romance and sex, in a very Milhouse way: “Eu to em celibato ate agr pq nunca transei infelizmente” and “nenhuma mulher me quer”. At the same time, he’s earnest, emotional and a bit dramatic about relationships, going from announcing a girlfriend “agora estou namorando uma garota incrível” to later tweeting “Sim estou Solteiro,e prefiro não comentar”. His mix of horny jokes, self-deprecation and genuine sweetness — like wanting hugs and cuddles in tweets such as “Quero mt uma mulher pra mim abraçar e esquecer o mundo” — fits Milhouse’s awkward, needy but kind-hearted vibe much more than the bolder or more confident Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: although he’s very online, most tweets are about his own feelings, loneliness, and internal state rather than loud socializing, e.g. “Madrugada e eu aqui vendo q sou sozinho” and “Eu queria uma amiga”, plus he often wonders if people would miss him, as in “E se eu sumir vcs iam sentir minha falta?”. He clearly favors Sensing over Intuition, focusing on concrete, sensory, and practical things: phones and RAM specs in “Meus 2 celulares tem 8gb de ram kkkkkk…”, his old dream phone in “desde que esse celular foi lançado… hj posso dizer q tenho”, his work schedule complaints in “Demonio de empresa, ate quer q eu entre uma hora e meia mais cedo…”, and very physical desires like “Quero mt afundar minha cara nuns peitos”. He comes across as Feeling over Thinking, prioritizing emotions, affection, and hurt more than detached logic: his bio mentions a broken heart, he talks about wanting hugs and cuddles in many quote-tweets like “Quero mt uma mulher pra mim abraçar e esquecer o mundo”, and his “love language” is explicitly emotional and physical in “linguagem do amor: toque físico e faço tudo com amor”, while his anger at his ex is expressed in emotional terms in “Tenho sim,tenho nojo e repulsa pela minha ex”. Finally, he seems more Perceiving than Judging: his life and tweets feel spontaneous and reactive (late-night thoughts, horny jokes, memes), he often says he’s bored like “Q tédio”, and when he mentions future plans it’s vague, e.g. “é acho q meu tempo aqui no twitter esta passando… provavelmente nos próximos tempos, eu não fique mais ativo por aqui” shows a flexible, not tightly structured mindset. Taken together—quietly emotional, focused on sensory pleasures and real-life details, driven by feelings, and relatively go-with-the-flow—he fits best as an ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you want to ‘afundar a cara em uns peitos’ and that no woman wants you, but have you considered the possibility that I’m applying for the job of chest + emotional support combo?
- So, Mr. 1.79m, Virgo, coffee-and-orange-juice enjoyer who never misses a chance to talk about phones and PCs… if I show up with lasagna, chocolate dessert, and 8GB of RAM, do I unlock boyfriend mode?
- You passed the school year by conselho de classe and survived the ‘caixão todo dia’ work life… how about we celebrate that plot armor with a date where the only thing delayed is the time we say goodbye?
- You announced a girlfriend on Christmas and now you’re single with a ‘heart broken, meio tarado meio carente’ arc… sounds like the perfect moment for a spin‑off: Felix (Carlos) & me, director’s cut with lots of hugs and forehead kisses.
- You said you stopped ‘dando em cima de garota nesse site’, but technically I’m the one shooting my shot here—so if this was an anime, would this be the episode where the lonely shonen protagonist finally gets his long-awaited cuddle scene?
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Felix, 19 • South Brazil tech & anime nerd • coffee-fueled, heart in repair • once bought a phone to fulfill 12-year-old me’s dream, never looked back.– @Carlinhos0605
Your signature cocktail
Florianópolis Lonely Fox Fizz
Cachaça with coffee mirrors Felix dragging himself to work yet still going (“E la vamos nos pra mais um dia de trabalho kkk” “E la vamos nos pra mais um dia de trabalho kkk”), giving the drink a strong, Brazilian base and late-shift energy. Passion fruit juice stands for his intense, sometimes chaotic craving for affection and physical touch (“Me afundar nuns peitos e esquecer q vida” “Me afundar nuns peitos e esquecer q vida”; “Quero mt afundar minha cara nuns peitos” “Quero mt afundar minha cara nuns peitos”). Sea-salt honey syrup mixes sweetness with a sting, reflecting his broken heart and tenderness (“olá,eu sou o Felix q mora no sul e com o coração quebrado”; “Tenho sim,tenho nojo e repulsa pela minha ex é isso q tenho” “Tenho sim,tenho nojo e repulsa pela minha ex é isso q tenho”). A dash of bitters captures his self-deprecating, slightly dark humor about being alone and obsolete on Twitter (“Madrugada e eu aqui vendo q sou sozinho” “Madrugada e eu aqui vendo q sou sozinho”; “A cada dia eu fico mais obsoleto aqui” “A cada dia eu fico mais obsoleto aqui”). Topped with ginger beer for fizz and chaos, it channels his horny-joking, meme-loving side (“Meio tarado Meio carente” “Meio tarado Meio carente”; “Venho de antemão avisar que não darei mais encima de nenhuma garota nesse site” “Venho de antemão avisar que não darei mais encima de nenhuma garota nesse site”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Felix shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, kindness and valuing hard work. He openly cherishes friends and affection, like wanting "uma mulher pra mim abraçar e esquecer o mundo" in “Quero mt uma mulher pra mim abraçar e esquecer o mundo” and saying his best friend is @SaSaDStrelinha in his bio, which reflects a relationship‑oriented, loyal nature. He clearly values effort and work, for example dragging himself to the job with humor in “E la vamos nos pra mais um dia de trabalho kkk” and venting about being asked to come in earlier in “Demonio de empresa,ate quer q eu entre uma hora e meia mais cedo so pq no outro setor ta tudo atrasado”, showing a down‑to‑earth worker mentality rather than ambitious Slytherin or glory‑seeking Gryffindor energy. His language of love is explicitly about care and dedication in “linguagem do amor: toque físico e faço tudo com amor”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on warmth and devotion. Even when he feels ignored or obsolete on Twitter, as in “A cada dia eu fico mais obsoleto aqui”, he doesn’t turn bitter or calculating; instead he remains gentle, a bit self‑deprecating, and still wants to connect with people, which is very Hufflepuff at its core.
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Numb - Linkin Park
The song Numb fits Felix because he directly lists it as his favorite: in his "Fatos inúteis sobre mim" tweet he writes that his favorite song is "numb/decked" “Fatos inúteis sobre mim Altura 1,79 Signo virgem Música numb/decked...”. Beyond that, the themes of emotional exhaustion and feeling misunderstood mirror his self-description of being lonely and heartbroken, like in his bio "com o coração quebrado" and when he says “Madrugada e eu aqui vendo q sou sozinho”. His mix of humor and pain—joking about being single while clearly wanting affection, as in “Meio tarado Meio carente” and “Quero mt afundar minha cara nuns peitos”—matches the tension in Numb between frustration and vulnerability. He often hints at feeling worn down by life and work, like “Eu indo pro caixão todo dia” and complaining about his job “Demonio de empresa,ate quer q eu entre uma hora e meia mais cedo...”, which echoes the song’s sense of being overwhelmed by expectations. Together, his own stated preference and his emotional tone make Numb the song that best represents him.
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